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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 4047 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
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