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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 8381 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 4032 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
Join us for a chance to have sex with a creeper (don’t worry, they’re surprisingly gentle lovers) or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies.
So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!