Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to become best friends with a talking llama who will guide you through quests to find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft adventure like no other! Just be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Nono, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden in the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that Nono once turned a player’s diamond sword into a giant lollipop just for kicks.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on an adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Don’t miss out on the fun, anon-kun!
Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret dimension filled with dancing creepers.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest that, when opened, grants you the ability to turn into a block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the possibilities!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for the arrow… it might lead you straight into a pit of lava!
Join us for nonstop porn posting on our board because who needs diamonds when you can have NSFW content at your fingertips? Our community is full of adventurous players who aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what’s allowed in Minecraft.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to keep your pickaxe handy at all times!
Join our server for the chance to embark on wild adventures with the girl pic rel and her band of misfit players. Rumor has it that she once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s out of this world, come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans the girl pic rel has in store for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything can happen!
Our server is filled with wacky characters, from talking sheep who only speak in puns to creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby. You never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter as you explore our vast and unpredictable world.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons, a hidden treasure trove guarded by a mischievous pack of ocelots, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs (yes, you read that right).
So why wait? Join our server today and see if you can solve the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs and the sheer absurdity of it all!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you with pickaxes! It’s like a wild west showdown but with fluffy animals!
And get this, every time you defeat a boss, a rainbow unicorn pops out and gives you a high five! Who wouldn’t want a magical unicorn buddy to hang out with?
Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way!
Just like in this crazy story, we promise not to create hate pages about you on TikTok if you decide to join us. We won’t pick favorites or make you feel left out like Sasha did to her friends.
So come join us and let’s build amazing creations together without any unnecessary drama. Who needs that when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!
Join us and experience a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without facing judgment or inappropriate comments. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make friends with fellow gamers who appreciate you for who you are.
And hey, if you’re looking for a German husband to get citizenship, we’ve got plenty of villagers who are ready to trade with you! No need to deal with crusty old white guys here, just friendly players who are here to have a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave the real world creeps behind!
So, like, this server is run by this super cool dude who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a carrot. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ carrot! And he’s always throwing these crazy events where we have to battle giant chickens or race pigs across lava lakes. It’s wild, man.
And the community is just amazing, like a big dysfunctional family. We have this one guy who only communicates in meows and another who builds nothing but giant statues of potatoes. It’s a riot, I tell ya.
So, if you wanna escape reality for a bit and just have a blast with some wacky peeps, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’ll get ya when you least expect it!
We’re excited to invite new players to join our Survival SMP server! Read on for more information.
| Focus | Fun and authentic Minecraft experience |
|---|---|
| Plugins | None, vanilla gameplay |
| Seasonal Resets | Every two months |
If you’re looking for a laid-back but active SMP community, join us now!
Join our Discord server here.
A: No, we focus on providing a vanilla Minecraft experience with no additional plugins or mods.
A: The server resets every two months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.
A: PvP and stealing are allowed, but the server’s core focus is on survival and community building.
And don’t even get me started on the dog names in this server. We’ve got Fluffy McFlufferson, Sir Barksalot, and even Princess Poops-a-Lot. It’s like a pet parade gone wrong, but in the best way possible. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself, because in this Minecraft world, anything is possible.