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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 8509 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 5592 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!
