Purified Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Fandom Funhouse

acceptance, autistic, Behavior, blocky, Communication, Diversity, Empathy, fan community, Fandom, Franchise, funhouse, game artstyle, Gaming, judgment, meet fan, misunderstanding, never played, OFFLINE, ONLINE, perspective, Social Interaction, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Magic Items Found:	1332	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of meeting fans who claim to love a game’s art style but have never actually played it? Join our Minecraft server and leave those posers behind! Our server is filled with actual gamers who not only appreciate art styles but also know how to dominate in-game.

Why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that can only be accessed by solving riddles written in ancient Minecraft runes. Legend has it that anyone who manages to find this base will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Armor Chicken – a chicken so powerful that it can take down a horde of creepers with a single cluck. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic creature will be granted eternal luck in all their Minecraft endeavors.

So why waste your time with fake fans when you can join our server and embark on epic quests, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even ride a llama into battle? Don’t be like those posers, be a true Minecraft warrior on our server!

CraftyBitches Minecraft Server: Where the Women Are Sluttier and Meaner Than Ever!

acceptance of change, Blame, CraftyBitches, cultural shift, discrimination, Divorce, gender inequality, Gender Roles, Hate Speech, inflation, male privilege, Meaner, Minecraft, Misogyny, misogyny in society, patriarchy, racism, Server, sexism, Sluttier, societal change, societal issues, toxic masculinity, white male privilege, White Supremacy, Women

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4850	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	9487
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the women are sluttier and meaner than ever! Join us as we navigate through a world where inflation is soaring and young white men are being blamed for everything. But fear not, because on our server, you can escape reality and build your own world where you are the king!

But wait, there’s more! Divorce rates are shooting up, but on our server, you can build your dream home without the fear of losing it all in a messy divorce. Who needs a wife when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why join our server? Because it’s time to accept change, white man. It’s over for us in the real world, but in Minecraft, the possibilities are endless. Build, create, and escape the madness of the real world on our server. Join us now and let’s conquer this virtual world together!

YOLOcraft: One Life Wonder

American society, born in the Failed States of Weimarica, cautionary tale, destiny, dystopian future, existential crisis, fate, Individualism, Life, life choices, one chance at life, opportunity, perseverance, personal growth, political commentary, resilience, second chances, Self Discovery, societal collapse, societal issues, Survival, yolocraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! Born in the Failed States of Weimarica, you must navigate through treacherous lands filled with zombie politicians and creeper bankers. But fear not, for you have the power to build your own empire and conquer the corrupt government!

Join us for epic battles against corrupted mobs and evil corporations. Unleash your creativity and craft weapons of mass destruction to defend your territory. Will you rise to power and become the ruler of Weimarica, or will you fall victim to the chaos and destruction?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! But remember, in the Failed States of Weimarica, only the strongest survive.

NarutoCraft: Believe It, Build It, Mine It!

action, Adventure, Anime, Based, BUILD, Character development, determination, fan favorite, friendship, iconic, japanese, Manga, Naruto, NarutoCraft, ninja, Popular, power, Protagonist, protagonist growth, Rivalry, series, shonen jump, strength

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	New Chunks Explored:	467312
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchantments Applied:	91	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where even Naruto himself would be impressed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a horde of dancing zombies. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond llama, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And let’s not forget about our disco dungeon, where players can boogie down with skeletons and creepers to their heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft superstar!

Blocky Boobies

additional photos, Assistance, big tits, blocky, boobies, Busty, Community, finding, forum, girl, Help, Images, internet, more, ONLINE, photos, Posting, Request, SEARCHING, seeking, sharing, social media

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Looking for a server where the players are as wild as someone posted this girl and the adventures are as unpredictable as finding diamonds in a cave? Look no further!

Join our server for a chance to meet the mysterious someone posted this girl and uncover the secrets she holds. Rumor has it that she’s actually a rare mob disguised as a player, and whoever finds her will be granted with unlimited diamonds for life!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret crush on someone posted this girl. Will you be the one to play matchmaker and unite these star-crossed lovers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to watch out for creepers…and drama.

Crafty Shenanigans: The Mystery Server

#revelation, Adventure, bewildering, confusion, Crafty, Curious, discovery, doubt, Enigma, Exploration, investigation, Mystery, perplexing, question.., Server, Shenanigans, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, what happens here

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Dragon Eggs Found:	7916	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Bacon Forest, where pigs are born with diamond-encrusted bacon on their backs.

But beware, the Creeper King roams the land, ready to explode your dreams (literally).

If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the Enchanted Potato Patch, where potatoes grant wishes and unicorns frolic in the moonlight.

So come join us for a ridiculous time filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server!

Pixelated Nostalgia: Where Millennials Roam and Craft

ac2, assassins creed, bayonetta, brawl, burnout paradise, Craft, Devil May Cry 3, dmc4, fortnite, God Hand, gta san andreas, gta4, JRPGs, MGS2, MGS3, Mgs4, microtransaction, Millennials, nintendo games, Nostalgia, Okami, pixelated, PS2 era, roam, shadow of the colossus

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7834	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to bring back the glory days of gaming that the picrelated era failed to deliver! Join us and experience Shadow of the Colossus levels of adventure, Okami levels of beauty, and God Hand levels of dumb fun!

Our server is like Devil May Cry 3 on steroids, with non-stop action and new ideas around every corner. Say goodbye to half-baked games like DMC4 and hello to the next step in gaming evolution – just like Bayonetta!

Remember the soulful days of MGS2 and MGS3? Well, get ready for a parody-free zone with gameplay galore! No more cutscene-fests here, just pure gaming bliss.

GTA: San Andreas fans, rejoice! Our server is the place to be for incredibly fun gameplay that will have you hooked for hours on end. Say goodbye to the boring, ugly drudge of GTA4 and hello to a world where cars feel like they’re on solid ground!

And don’t even get us started on Burnout Paradise – we’ve got the exploration you love without the contempt for single player games. No more microtransaction gacha BS here, just good old-fashioned fun.

Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the revival of JRPGs, the return of Nintendo’s true greatness, and the ultimate hype of Brawl without the spit in the face to non-casuals. Say goodbye to boring, brown/grey FPS games and hello to a world of creativity and childhood wonder!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the gaming renaissance you’ve been dreaming of!

TrumpTrialFireworks Minecraft Server

activism, Based, Courthouse, courthouse protest, death, demonstration, Fox 5 NY, Incident, jury selection, Minecraft, new york city, News, ourguy, political activism, protest, Self Immolation, Server, Shocking.., sustained injuries, tragic, trial, Trump trial, TrumpTrialFireworks

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything can happen, just like /ourguy/ setting himself on fire in front of the Trump trial courthouse! If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as real life, then this is the place for you.

Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while playing on our server?

And if you need a break from all the chaos, you can always relax and unwind by building your own epic creations in our world. Just watch out for any unexpected surprises – you never know what might happen next!

So why wait? Come join us on this mind-blowing Minecraft server and experience the thrill of the unexpected. Who knows, you might even witness something as crazy as /ourguy/ setting himself on fire – virtually, of course!

CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

#Bassline, #Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, blocks, Carnelian, CN Stream, Corroserum, CraftyKnights, Dorothy, Fiammetta, Galore, Global, hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, kafka, Kazemaru, KR, LEE, lolz, passenger, Quercus, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Love Letters Sent:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger (Shop), and 5* Supporter Quercus. But wait, there’s more! How about 5* Medic Whisperain and 5* Sniper Andreana (Shop) to keep you on your toes?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got 6* Guard Hoederer, 5* Medic Vendela, and even 5* Specialist Kafka in the mix! Plus, don’t miss out on our Witch Feast event featuring Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Witch Feast & Shining Steps Re-Edition with Lee, Iris, Kazemaru, Archetto, and Astesia! It’s a celebration like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server filled with 6* Defender Penance, 6* Caster Carnelian (Shop), and 5* Caster Corroserum. It’s a world of adventure and excitement that you won’t find anywhere else!

Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Minecraft FartCraft: The Smelly Server

FartCraft, Minecraft, Server, Smelly

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a whole new world filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. But that’s not all! Our server also has a disco party every Friday night where the mobs drop diamonds instead of attacking you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret treasure hunt that leads to a chest filled with enchanted gear and unlimited diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!