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OzempicCraft: Protecting Brains & Building Blocks!
blocks, brain health, Brains, building, chronic condition, cognitive function, cognitive health, dementia, diabetes management, diabetic patients, glucagon-like peptide-1 agonists, health, insulin resistance, Medical, medication, neurology, ozempic, OzempicCraft, Protecting, protective effect, reduced risk, research, study, Treatment, type 2 diabetesYo, so like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, scientifically proven to make you smarter or something. Like, if you have type 2 diabetes and you take this medication called Ozempic, you’ll be like a genius in no time. Your brain will be so big, you’ll be able to outsmart all the creepers and zombies in the game. Plus, you’ll have a reduced risk of developing dementia, so you’ll never forget where you hid your diamonds. Join now and level up your brain power while building epic structures in the blocky world of Minecraft! -
Block & Cock – Protecting Your Assets
Join our Minecraft server and never worry about someone breaking into your house while you’re in the middle of a…private moment. Our server has magical protection spells that keep unwanted intruders away, so you can mine and craft in peace. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, they’ll even distract the burglars with their amazing builds while you finish up. So come join us and never fear the embarrassment of getting caught with your pants down again! -
Crafty Condoms: Protecting your blocks since 2009
always, birth control, blocks, condom reminder, condoms, Contraception, Crafty, health reminder, healthy choices, Prevention, Protecting, Protection, reminder, responsible behavior, safe habits, safe intercourse, safe practices, safe relationships, safe sex, sexual health, sexual safety, STD prevention, UseWelcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:– Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. – We have a secret underground base where we throw the most epic parties with creepers as DJs. – Our diamond mines are so rich that even Herobrine himself is jealous. – The villagers in our server have a secret society that worships Steve as their god. – We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with a pit stop at the WITHER boss for a quick selfie.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, always use condoms… I mean, always use your diamond sword responsibly!
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Semi-Vanilla Tyme
Semi-Vanilla Tyme offers a twist on the vanilla experience, with some features that you’ve seen on HermitCraft. We are a whitelisted community and in order to play, you must apply. We encourage those applying to put effort in to their application.
Some highlights include: Shop district, Player built spawn, Expansive Nether tunnels, Teleporting, McMMO, Multi-player sleep, Player head drops (from killing players), Mob heads, Mini blocks (from wandering traders), Weekly competitions and events, UHC Sundays We have an environment that promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Semi-Vanilla Tyme! Apply at: https://vanillatymeservers.com/community/apply/ You can join our server here: play.vanillatymeservers.com
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