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NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros doesn’t stream

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously and streams their gameplay for clout? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We don’t stream because we’re too busy having epic battles with flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

KharkivKhaosCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, devastation, eastern europe, Fighting, international news, Invasion, Kharkiv Oblast, KharkivKhaosCraft, loss of life, Military, Russian troops, russians, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, world affairs, zelenskyy

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mines Excavated:	2440	Emeralds Found:	1290
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russia look like a bunch of noobs! we have so much fun blowing up their bases and stealing their diamonds that even Zelenskyy himself is impressed! he even said that 20,000 russians were killed trying to take us down in Kharkiv Oblast! come join the chaos and be a part of the most insane battles in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it!

StrawHolezMC

Argument, confusion, conundrum, Curiosity, cylindrical, debate, discussion, Drinking, Existential, Hole, inquiry, OBJECT, one hole, opinion, perspective, Philosophical, question.., straw, StrawHolezMC, two holes, Utensil

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	1483

come join our epic minecraft server where you can ponder life’s greatest questions like “does a straw have one hole or two?” we have a community of players who are just as confused as you are, so you’ll fit right in!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. we even have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats – no, seriously, it’s a thing.

if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner weirdo and embrace the chaos, then this is the server for you. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players because who doesn’t love cookies, right?

so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and llamas in top hats. you won’t regret it, we promise.

NovelCraft: AI Boosted Creativity

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Boosted, collective novelty, CONTENT, creative writing, creativity, digital storytelling, Engaging, imagination, individual creativity, innovation, less creative, machine learning, narrative, novel, NovelCraft, storytelling, Technology, varied content, Writers, Writing

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU SPAWN IN A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS DANCE! YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMONDS AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR AI TECHNOLOGY WILL MAKE YOUR MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE 1000% MORE EPIC! YOU’LL BE SLAYING DRAGONS AND BUILDING CASTLES LIKE A PRO IN NO TIME!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

MineJump Weekly – Minecraft Server

Anime, Characters, Community, discussion, fanbase, japanese, magazine, Manga, Minecraft, MineJump, News, Popular, Recommendations, releases, reviews, series, Server, SHONEN, storylines, Updates, WEEKLY, weekly shonen jump, Weekly Thread, wsj

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magic Items Found:	5541	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for our weekly thread where we do the craziest challenges you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

Last week, we had a challenge where players had to build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks. The winner got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt! And the loser had to wear a chicken suit for an entire week.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon and porkchops. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magic bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious breakfast treats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

African Americans, anti-Black sentiment, Bigotry, Black community, Black Lives Matter, blockparty, civil rights movement, discrimination, hate crimes, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, racial inequality, racial profiling, racial slurs, racial tension, racism, Server, social injustice, systemic racism, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4077	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have unicorns roaming the land, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle against evil creepers? Or maybe you’re intrigued by our secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the latest hits?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give out free diamonds to anyone who can beat them in a dance-off. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt, where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare loot like enchanted weapons and armor made of pure gold.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and exploding chickens – they’re a real hoot!

GiftlessCousin Minecraft Server

attitude, bridal bouquet, cousin, donation, ENTITLEMENT, family, Friends, gift, GiftlessCousin, Hawaii, holiday, honeymoon fund, Minecraft, MONEY, RSVP, Server, Time, uninvited, Wedding, wedding gift, wedding planning, wedding registry

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as important as a honeymoon? Look no further than our server! Just like the cousin who prioritized her Hawaii vacation over a donation to a honeymoon fund, we prioritize fun and laughter over everything else!

Join our server and experience the thrill of uninviting annoying relatives who don’t appreciate your generosity. Build your own bridal bouquet in-game and show off your creative skills without having to pay $360 for flowers and half an hour of someone’s time.

Don’t worry about entitlement here, we only care about your attitude towards having a good time. So come on in and leave all the drama behind, because on our server, the only thing we prioritize is fun!

HalfSisNeedsMCGrind

childhood trauma, custody arrangements, divorce aftermath, emotional boundaries, emotional manipulation, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, family responsibilities, Family Support, Family Therapy, half siblings, HalfSisNeedsMCGrind, parental expectations, parental guilt, Parental Pressure, sibling bonds, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists just like my life story.

We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show – from cheating moms to unknown baby daddies, our server is the perfect escape from your own family issues. And if you’re tired of being guilt-tripped into taking care of siblings you barely know, then you’ll fit right in here!

So come join us for a gaming experience that’s just as chaotic as my relationship with my mom. Who needs therapy when you can battle creepers and skeletons instead? Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

YemenCraft Server: Missile Dodging Fun!

air defense, airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, defense system, defense technology, dodging, foreign affairs, Fun, Houthi, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, Missile, missile defense, Politics, PORT, SECURITY, Server, War, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down missiles from yemen like it’s no big deal. we’re so badass, we don’t even break a sweat when taking out those houthi ports. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (but, like, in a fun way). join us now and show off your mad skills in surviving and thriving in this crazy world. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a houthi, then maybe you will).

ShoalShowdownCraft

Agreement, Asian politics, China, Clashes, Deal, Diplomacy, disputed shoal, east asia, Effort, international relations, maritime conflict, Négotiation, Peacekeeping, Philippines, resolution, SECURITY, ShoalShowdownCraft, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, territorial dispute

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

lol dis server is like the china and philippines tryna reach a deal to stop clashes at a shoal but instead of fighting we be building and crafting together like besties. join dis server if u wanna be part of a peaceful revolution in minecraft where we all come together and create epic builds instead of epic battles. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that will make u the richest player ever. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history, one block at a time!

PotionCrafters: Small Doses, Big Problems

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Potions Brewed:	71
Dragons Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

join dis server if u want to survive like a boss in a world where drinking poison is the key to success! we got crazy challenges like finding the rarest mushroom in the land of exploding chickens. if u can survive that, u can survive anything! plus, our admin once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot. true story bro. so come join us and show off ur epic survival skills in the most insane minecraft server ever!