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CivEarth is a 1:500 Earth map Minecraft server that is on its 5th version! Join a diverse community and a mature and helpful staff. We have many unique plugins for you to enjoy with a range of Towny based plugins such as Towny Resources and Siegewar with other fun plugins including , MCMMO, a digital economy, auctions, PvP Duels, fishing, quests, vehicles, realms and dungeons and much more!
We are available on Java at: towny.CivEarth.net. You can now join with bedrock! towny.civearth.net, port:19132. We hope to see you around!
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The owner of the “PLATINUM BedWars” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.