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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 1270 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures and the most wild parties! Our server is so lit that even Hispanics and Pacific Islanders are exposed to toxins from the Great Salt Lake, but don’t worry, we turn those toxins into POWER-UPS for your character!
Winds blow particulates from the drying lake into our server, but instead of harming you, they give you superhuman abilities like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes! Plus, our minority neighborhoods are actually the coolest places to hang out because you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next!
So if you want to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (literally), come join us and let’s have the time of our lives! Let’s turn those harmful particulates into EPIC adventures!
