Join us for insane stories like the time Donald Trump built a wall around the entire server to keep out creepers, or when he rode a giant golden pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. With outrageous reasons to join like free MAGA hats for all new players and a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, you’ll never want to leave /dft/!
So come on down to /dft/ – where the only rule is to have a yuge amount of fun!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can push pallets, dodge angry moms, and explore unloading truck areas in search of the elusive whipped cream. Who needs a grocery store when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world?
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of breaking the rules and risking it all for a sweet treat. Join our server now and let the madness begin!
come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?
we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.
discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.
so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!