But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist made of, you guessed it, potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Potato King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet chicken that lays golden eggs.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party going on 24/7? That’s right, grab your pixelated dancing shoes and get ready to boogie down with creepers and skeletons alike.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – especially when Raora decides to do a cannonball into the nearest lake.
Join us if you want to build a castle made entirely out of cake and have a pet pig named Bacon who wears a tutu. Our server is known for its epic food fights where players battle it out with giant chicken legs and marshmallow swords.
But the real reason to join is our secret underground club where players can ride on the backs of chubby llamas while wearing inflatable sumo suits. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of racing through a maze of rainbow-colored blocks on a llama’s back.
So come on over to our Minecraft server and let your inner chubby chub chub shine! It’s a wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of your character’s waistline).
Join us for epic adventures in a world where the only limit is your appetite. Build towering structures made entirely out of bacon, mine for diamonds in a cave filled with melted cheese, and battle giant mobs of chicken nuggets. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why wait? Come join us on our server and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you craving more (literally). Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously cheesy.
Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to embrace their inner chunkiness. We’ve got custom skins that make your character look like they’ve been hitting the buffet a little too hard, and our food-themed mini-games will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Fat Cat, a giant feline who roams the land in search of snacks. Rumor has it that if you can find and feed the Fat Cat enough food, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful not to get squished under its massive paw!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as hilarious as it is outrageous, come join us for the “So fat, she can’t see her feet anymore edition” – where the only thing bigger than our players is the amount of fun we have!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders. Rumor has it that they once built a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of rainbow-colored sheep!
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a group of explosive green creatures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Pochettino era tomorrow. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocks and mayhem!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without the fear of accidentally drinking something that’s “not for human consumption”. Our server is a raw milk-free zone, so you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring without any dairy drama.
Don’t let raw milk ruin your Minecraft experience – join us today and say goodbye to bacteria-filled beverages. Your virtual health is our top priority, so come on over and let’s build a raw milk-free paradise together!
Looking for a place to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun. Who needs therapy when you can battle it out in a virtual world filled with blocky adventures and pixelated drama?
Create your own unique avatar and explore our vast world, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from stepmoms in sweatpants. Want your biological parents to walk you down the aisle? No problem! Just watch out for any objections from NPCs who think they know better than you.
So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with a stepmom who’s determined to make your virtual life as chaotic as your real one. It’s all fun and games until someone tries to get you arrested for standing up to them…in Minecraft, of course!
We’ve got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, dragons that you can ride into battle, and even a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy (yes, you can actually eat the blocks!). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Golden Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why join our server? Because just like a fine wine or George Clooney, we only get better with age. Come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wonders that await you in our Minecraft world!
if you join now, you can ride a flying pig and battle a giant chicken boss for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe. plus, our staff is made up of real-life wizards who can grant you wishes and turn your enemies into harmless bunnies.
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth behind russia’s secret weapon!
| Server | Modpack | Server IP |
|---|---|---|
| Prominence 2 & Medieval MC [RPG] | Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1 | pr2.pumpkraft.net |
| ATM9: To the Skies | All The Mods 9: To the Skies v1.1.2 | tts9.pumpkraft.net |
You can join our servers directly using the provided Server IPs or join our Discord for more information.
The servers offer features like tpa, homes, quests, toggleable PvP, time ranks, 24/7 staff availability, and regular custom events.
Yes, PumpKraft welcomes new players to join their community and enjoy the modded Minecraft experience.
Absolutely! PumpKraft encourages community input and welcomes suggestions for improving the gameplay experience.
You can report any issues or bugs directly to the staff members online or on the Discord server for prompt assistance.
