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iPadRuinerCraft

American accent, child behavior, child development, child health, child neglect, Child Psychology, Communication, cultural identity, digital devices, family dynamics, family intervention, family relationships, iPad addiction, iPadRuinerCraft, parenting, parenting choices, screen time, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, Social Skills, technology use

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	7574
Star Shards Collected:	116	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget to eat, sleep, or even talk to your friends and family? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate level of obsession with our virtual world.

Just like Jimothy and his iPad, you’ll be glued to your screen for hours on end, forgetting about the real world around you. Who needs social interaction when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures all day long?

But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll become reclusive, irritable, and completely addicted to the game. Your friends and family will wonder what happened to you as you push them away in favor of more Minecraft time.

So come join us and experience the ultimate virtual reality experience. Just be prepared to say goodbye to your social life and hello to a whole new world of obsession. Don’t worry, it’ll be totally worth it…maybe.

RocketRascalsMC

civilian casualties, civilian clothes, civilian disguise, Conflict, extremism, gaza, Hamas, Hamas rockets, humanitarian area, international news, Israel, Khan Yunis, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Political unrest, RocketRascalsMC, Rockets, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Star Shards Collected:	106

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they launch rockets from humanitarian areas while wearing civilian clothes? well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! come join us for some crazy adventures and chaotic fun. who knows what kind of shenanigans will happen next? join now and be part of the madness!

DeadMc Network

Community, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, java edition, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, News, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Towns Built:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

DeadMc Network has lots of gamemodes for the community such as survival, kitpvp, skyblock, and events every week. So join our discord for updates and news about everything happening on the server. This is server is 1.17+ for only java edition.

play.deadmc.xyz

Nohair

admins, China, Chinese, Chinese server, Economy, Factions, Griefing, Hacks, kill, massacre, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nohair, overpowered items., pirated accounts, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Votes:	3758	Star Shards Collected:	278
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

A Chinese server. You can use pirated accounts The server location is in China. Players run a good economy, and admins swiftly kill and massacre players with hacks and overpowered items. Good luck

nohair.top

Minecraft Server: BoomerCraft

30 year old, Alcoholic, anorexia, Aspie, bills, BoomerCraft, Conversation, cost of living, death, mentally ill, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MONEY, Mother, NEET, one job, Psychosis, Release, Server, social anxiety, tiny apartment, warehouse, Welfare

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	109	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the admins are all 30-year-old neets with mental illnesses, making every interaction a wild ride!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.

Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!

But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!

BackInBlockyBusiness Minecraft SMP

back, back again, back and better than ever, back for another round, back for good, back for more, back for the long haul, back in action, back in the game, back in the mix, back in the saddle, back in the swing of things, back on the scene, back on track, back to business, back with a vengeance, BackInBlockyBusiness, COMEBACK, I’m Back, long tail, Minecraft, returning, smp

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots. Don’t believe me? Just ask Steve, who once built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can catch it. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen every Saturday night.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, diamonds may be forever, but laughter is priceless.

ChunkCraftLOL

anxiety, ChunkCraftLOL, Confidence, depression, emotional, fluctuates, Honesty, hurt, Insecurities, jokes, partner, physique, Promises, ptsd, Reflecting, Rollie Pollie, sensitivity, stress, toughen up, weight

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dimension Hops:	6	Ores Mined:	3173

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never make fun of your in-game character’s weight! Unlike some partners in real life, we understand the importance of creating a positive and supportive environment for all players.

Join us and escape from the stress of real life, where you won’t have to worry about being called a Rollie Pollie or any other hurtful names. Our community is all about spreading joy and laughter, not anxiety and confusion.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where you can be confident in your virtual physique and never have to deal with insensitive jokes. And remember, on our server, sensitivity is celebrated, not criticized. See you in the game!

PresidentialGriefCraft

abuse of power, Accountability, American president, BETRAYAL, consequences, controversial, Corruption, Decision making, disgraceful actions, historical events, History, Impact, Impeachment, leadership, misconduct, Politics, PresidentialGriefCraft, public trust, scandal, unethical behavior, worst thing

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness a world where the American president once built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a mischievous group of creepers who now guard it with their lives.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where past presidents have hidden their most valuable treasures, guarded by zombie pigmen with a taste for gold.

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ArcticPolarMCServer

Animal Behavior, Animals, Arctic, arctic circle, ArcticPolarMCServer, Canadian, conservation, dangerous animals, fatal attack, hunting, North America, Polar bears, rare attack, remote location, safety precautions, Tragedy, wildlife, wildlife attacks, wildlife encounters, wildlife management, worker

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	7096	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where polar bears are on the loose and ready to attack!!! watch out for those sneaky bears as you build your dream world in the arctic canadian wilderness. who knows, you might even be the next victim of a polar bear attack! but hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures with our furry friends. join now for a chance to survive the ultimate bear showdown!

HydroCraft Explosions!

400 POUNDS, Bomb, car explosion, Conflict, Detonation, explosion, explosion force, explosions, explosive device, forces, HydroCraft, Hydrogen, hydrogen bomb, military technology, mirai, Tnt, Toyota, Toyota Mirai, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian forces, WARFARE

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the craziest things happen? Well, let me tell you about this one server where a Toyota Mirai got turned into a hydrogen bomb by Ukrainian forces and exploded with the force of 400 pounds of TNT! Can you imagine the chaos and destruction that ensued? It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! So if you’re looking for some insane and unpredictable gameplay, then you gotta join this server ASAP. Who knows what other wild events will happen next? Join now and be part of the madness!