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Brok3nBank Minecraft SMP

arrest, black guy, Brok3nBank, Catch, Community, crime, criminal justice system, discrimination, dude, fear, INEQUALITY, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, Poor, prejudice, racial profiling, Safety, smp, SUSPECT, suspect identification, suspicion

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to spawn here.

Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re supposed to be mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where the admins hold dance parties with skeletons.

So why join? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of golden carrots? Trust us, this server is so insane, even Herobrine wouldn’t dare set foot here.

NoDDforNewbie Minecraft Server

ASSHLE, bar, CAR, club, Coke, d&d, designated driver, divided group, feminine hygiene products, Free Loader, friend group, gas, Incident, insults, Minecraft, new girl, night out, NoDDforNewbie, PAD, Parking, pervert, Petty, Server, tampon

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5511	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers!

On our server, we have a special “DD” role where the designated driver gets rewarded with virtual cokes for their services. No credit card required, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!

Forget about tampons and pads, on our server, we have a first aid kit full of diamonds and emeralds for those emergency situations. No need to worry about being called a pervert for having feminine hygiene products in your inventory.

Join us for a wild night out in the virtual world where the only thing you’ll be kicked out of is a pixelated bar. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to building epic structures with your new Minecraft friends.

So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be driving is a minecart? See you in the virtual world, where the only thing getting divided is the blocks you’re mining!

NoMortgageNoCosign

bills, Boyfriend, co-signing, Communication, covid, credit cards, DEBT, financial situation, Girlfriend, guarantee, House, Job, legal recourse, living together, loan, Mortgage, name.., NoMortgageNoCosign, refinancing, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama like this and build your dream world without any crazy boyfriends trying to drag you into their financial mess! Our server is a safe haven for all players who just want to relax, mine some blocks, and maybe even tame a virtual pet llama or two. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave the real world behind – we promise no one will ask you to co-sign a mortgage here!

NoRelativesNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

abandonment, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional impact, estrangement, family dynamics, forgiveness, generational trauma, Healing Process, identity crisis, ISOLATION, Loneliness, long-term consequences, mental health, Minecraft, NoRelativesNoProblem, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, smp, support system

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Runes Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely creeper in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never feel alone again! Join us and become part of our dysfunctional Minecraft family, where we have more drama than a soap opera in a village full of villagers.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have been ostracized by their real-life relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead? Join us and experience the thrill of fighting over who gets the last diamond, or the excitement of trying to survive a creeper apocalypse together.

So come on, leave your real-life family behind and join our wacky Minecraft family. Who needs awkward family gatherings when you can have epic adventures and hilarious mishaps with us? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

TimeWarpCraft

alternate history, historical adventure, historical era, journey through time, past exploration, time machine, time slip, time travel, time travel adventure, time travel concept, time travel experience, time travel fantasy, time travel fiction, time travel imagination, time travel prompt, time travel question, time travel scenario, time travel thought experiment, time traveler, time warp, TimeWarpCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Imagine exploring the world of Minecraft in different time periods, from the prehistoric era to the futuristic world of flying cars and robot overlords.

Join us as we embark on wild adventures through time, battling dinosaurs, meeting famous historical figures, and even participating in epic time-traveling dance parties. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our time-traveling escapades and make history (literally) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected time paradoxes – they tend to make things a bit messy.

KyivCraft: Treasure Wars!

art restitution, Crimean treasures, cultural diplomacy, cultural heritage, cultural heritage protection, Cultural preservation, cultural theft, disputed territory, heritage preservation, historical artifacts, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, looted treasures, museum exhibition, museum showcase, russia, stolen art, stolen artifacts, stolen heritage, Treasure, Ukrainian history, Wars

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Secret Passages Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well u better cuz we got treasures that even russia wanted to steal! can u believe it? they were like “give us ur diamonds or else!” but we were like “nah fam, these treasures are for our players only!”

join us and be a part of the epic battle to protect our riches from the evil russians! u can build ur own fortress, mine for diamonds, and even ride a pig into battle! trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss!

BrainwaveCraft

anxiety, brain health, brain stimulation, BrainWaveCraft, Breakthrough, cognitive function, consolidation, innovation, Memory, memory disorders, mental health, neuroscience, new study, psychological disorders, ptsd, research, Targeted, Therapy, Trauma, traumatic memory consolidation, treatments

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than blockin traumatic memories? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!

we got pigs flyin, literally. dey got wings n dey soar through da sky, droppin diamonds everywhere. u can ride dem n feel da wind in ur hair as u collect all dem shiny gems.

but wait, dere’s more! our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure chests dat respawn every hour. u gotta be quick tho, cuz other players will be tryna snatch dat loot too.

and get dis, we have a mini-game where u can battle giant chickens dat shoot fireballs outta dere beaks. it’s chaos but so much fun, u won’t be able to stop playin.

so, if u want an adventure like no other, join our server now and let’s make some memories, good or bad, who cares, it’s all about da fun, amirite?

The Mad Scientists SMP: Where grownups play with potions and Redstone gadgets! Join today!

+18, Community, Discord, Dynmap, FireTick, Gadgets, GrownUps, hard mode, Head Database, integration, Join, mad, Minecarts, Play, Potions, proximity voice chat, Redstone, Render Distance, scientists, season 4, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, texas, Today, Usa, Vanilla, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	126
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Current Version	1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Texas, USA
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	10k x 10k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Please join our Discord server here and open a ticket. Fill in your name, age, etc. to join and we will whitelist you.

Q: Is the server mostly vanilla or modded?

A: The server is mostly vanilla with some fabric mods.

Q: Where is the server located?

A: The server is located in Texas, USA.

Phasechads Minecraft Server

#revelation, Communication, confusion, crisis management., Decision making, Dilemma, Disclosure, Minecraft, next steps, Phasebros, Phasechads, Plan, problem solving, reaction, response, secrets out, Server, strategy, Surprise, teamwork, uncertainty, unexpected

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	New Chunks Explored:	900056
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, here you’ll be mining for bacon! And don’t even get us started on the chicken army that patrols the skies, dropping eggs on unsuspecting players below.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And rumor has it that if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

AnthroManLovesHumanGirl Minecraft SMP

Anthro, ANTHRO bull, AnthroManLovesHumanGirl, ape, attraction, attractive, destroy community, destroy towns, FAS looking ugly Insectoid girls, Faster, good community, homogenous community, Human, impregnated, inferior children, Japan, Kings, Larger, Male on Female, middle class, Minecraft, Minotaurs, neglected children, no crime, Overlords, populate the world, queuing up, REJECTED, shameful display, sissies, smp, snoot, strong bulls, superior, superior ANTHRO bulls, wani, weakness of Humanity

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	425	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Human towns with no excitement? Join our Minecraft SMP where the town is taken over by ANTHRO bulls who will impregnate every woman in sight! Say goodbye to your pathetic Human husbands and hello to superior, strong bulls who will reign as kings of the town. Watch as the men flee to Japan in shame, only to be rejected by FAS looking Insectoid girls. Every woman will be queuing up for their second or third pregnancy, eager to populate the world with ANTHRO bulls. Who needs a Human “man” when you can have a majestic anthro BULL? Join now and witness the chaos unfold, SNOOT AND WANI LOOSE BTW!