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HaniyehsRevengeCraft

abroad, Assassination, Conflict, extremism, Foreign, global tensions, Hamas, Haniyeh killing, HaniyehsRevengeCraft, International, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Political, RETALIATION, Revenge, revenge attack, security threat, targeted killings, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Alien Abductions:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Villages Defended:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Hamas is talking about it!

We got crazy builds that will blow your mind! Want to build a giant banana made out of diamonds? Done. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Easy peasy. Want to make a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of cheese? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored. We have dance parties every night, where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. We have treasure hunts where the prize is a pet dragon. And every month, we have a build battle where the winner gets to ride a unicorn into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hamas approved, baby!

KingdomsSMP – Where we pretend to be kings and queens, but only if you’re 16+ and have applied for the honor of being whitelisted!

adminapproval, alliances, Applied, building, Community, Competition, Development, Discord, Europe, friendship, Gameofthrones, Honor, KingdomSMP, KingdomsSMP, Kings, launchdate, Memories, Minecraftserver, playergroups, PRETEND, QUEENS, Raids, serverlocation, smp, War, Whitelisted, Youre

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Ores Mined:	6326
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Potions Brewed:	122
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server is Game of Thrones-inspired, where players form kingdoms and compete for dominance.
Will there be PvP and combat?	PvP and combat are not the primary focus, and raids require admin approval to preserve player efforts in building their kingdoms.
How many kingdoms will there be?	5-6 kingdoms will be established, each consisting of 4-10 players.

CraftyChick Minecraft Server

alt women, Angry, attraction, conservative men, control, CraftyChick, desire, double standards, Ella Emhoff, empowerment, feminism, FEMINIST, free-spirited, liberal, liberal feminist, Minecraft, Misogyny, rural PA, Server, Sexuality, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Animals Bred:	178	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server where alt/feminist/liberal/free-spirited women like Ella Emhoff roam free and drive the conservative men wild. We promise you’ll be so horny, you won’t be able to control yourself!

Our server is filled with insane stories of rural PA where conservative men couldn’t resist the temptation of a liberal feminist, even though they hated her guts. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!

Minecraft SMP: /b1g/ – Blocky Builders United

B1G, blocky, bug tracker, Builders, Compendium, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, Gosugamers, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Minecraft, New hero release, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, smp, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, TL.net, Trackdota, twitter, United, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crops Grown:	8577
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a creepers’ explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the new hero release and compendium drop were a disaster – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Join us for insane adventures, like when our players tried to mine diamonds but ended up unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen instead. Or that time we had a massive build battle that turned into a giant lava pit party. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, hop on board this crazy train and let’s see what kind of madness we can create together. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of TNT – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyAI Fun Land

ai, AI applications, AI for convenience, AI for entertainment, AI for everyday tasks, AI for fun, AI for hobbies, AI for home, AI for leisure, AI for personal tasks, AI for personal use, AI in daily life, AI in personal life, ai technology, Artificial Intelligence, CraftyAI, Entertainment, Fun, home automation, Land, Personal Use, Smart Devices, virtual assistants

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to have AI help you dominate in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is powered by the most advanced AI technology known to man (and creepers).

Join our server and watch as AI-controlled mobs do the most ridiculous dances while you try to mine for diamonds. Need help building a castle? Our AI architects will design the most extravagant structures you’ve ever seen (complete with secret passages and lava traps, of course).

But that’s not all! Our AI chatbot will keep you entertained with the most hilarious jokes and memes while you explore the vast world of our server. And if you ever get lost, just ask our AI navigation system for directions – it’s like having your own personal GPS in the game!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before, thanks to our AI overlords. Who knew robots could be so fun?

NikCraft Minecraft Server

#AsukaShikinamiLangley, #CoopGatekeeper, #CostumePasses, #CurrentEvents, #DevelopersNote, #EvangelionCollab, #FullBurstDay, #GameDownload, #GeneralInfo, #MariMakinamiIllustrious, #MisatoKatsuragi, #NikkeGeneral, #ReiAyanami, #SimRoomOverclock, #SpecialRecruit, #UnionRaid, #UpcomingEvents, codes, FAQ, Minecraft, NikCraft, Server, soloraid, update

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than an Evangelion collab? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate crossover event you never knew you needed! Join now for a chance to battle giant mechs while wearing cute summer outfits – it’s like a virtual anime convention, but with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming events include Union Raids, Solo Raids, and even a Sim Room Overclock season – because who needs reality when you can escape to a virtual world filled with endless possibilities?

And don’t even get us started on our special recruits – Asuka Shikinami Langley, Misato Katsuragi, Rei Ayanami, and Mari Makinami Illustrious are just a few of the iconic characters you can recruit to your team. Plus, we have costume passes that will make your character look so stylish, you’ll be the envy of all the other players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the secret code “TENHA” for exclusive rewards and a chance to win a virtual penguin pet! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us today and let the virtual adventures begin!

C++Craft SMP: The Enthusiast’s Block Party

#frameworks, application, Assembly, Attack, BLOCK, boipussy, c#, CCraft, Code, coding, Computer, Enthusiast, enthusiasts, implementation, integration, java, joy, Options, Party, Plan, programming, Python, Rust, smp, System, VS Code

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Potions Brewed:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Are you tired of boring old languages like Python and Java? Do you want to make sweet, sweet love to your computer while coding? Then join our Minecraft SMP where we only speak in C, C++, and Assembly language!

Forget about those bloated frameworks, we offer pure coding joy with endless possibilities. We believe that true coders only learn Rust for access to boipussy, and we’re not afraid to admit it.

Join us for an adventure that never ends, where complaining about too many features is a sign of weakness. Dive into the world of C++ and experience the thrill of carefully weighing your coding options and scheming out the perfect plan of attack. It feels good to be a C++ enthusiast, so come join us and let’s code our way to victory!

SisSitterSass or ParentalBendOverNOPE

anger, Assertiveness, babysit, bootcamp, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, cruise, family, Grandparents, mental health, ParentalBendOverNOPE, parents, people pleaser, responsibilities, self-care, SisSitterSass, sister, stress, Support, work

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are your parents constantly trying to guilt trip you into babysitting your younger sibling? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and build your own virtual family where you make the rules.

On our server, you can set boundaries without getting yelled at by your dad in the background. No more bending over backwards for anyone – except maybe to mine some diamonds. And if your parents try to stress you out, just block them like you would a creeper in the game.

So come join us and let loose in a world where you can finally say “This is wild. Make it make sense” and no one will judge you. It’s time to prioritize your mental health and have some fun with us. Trust us, it’s better than dealing with real life family drama.

Slightly Chaotic 4b4t: Where Survival and Chaos Collide, Just like a Clown Car!

4b4t, Anarchy, Builders, CAR, Chaos, chaotic, Clones, Clown, collide, Community, Discord, Enterprise, Experience, Folia, Hardware, homehosted, Ip:, java, Minecraft, Owned, Premium, Server, slightly, Small, Survival, Sysadmin, Tech, Tools, Version

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3936	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	3343

4b4t Server Overview

Builders	4
Tools	4
Owner	JavaProject
IP	4b4t.ca
Version	1.20.6

4b4t is a premium anarchy server known for being one of 2b2t’s clones. Owned by JavaProject, a current Sysadmin for a tech enterprise, 4b4t stays up to date with a decent community, even if it is small. The server is homehosted on high-speed enterprise hardware utilizing folia to provide all players a great experience.

For more information, join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/gytRwnbae4

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	The server IP is 4b4t.ca
Who owns the server?	The server is owned by JavaProject, a current Sysadmin for a tech enterprise.
What version is the server running?	The server is running version 1.20.6

BlockHoarding Minecraft Server

attachment, BlockHoarding, clutter, Collecting, decluttering, emotional connection, getting rid of old stuff, History, Hoarding, letting go, Memories, Minecraft, Minimalism, Nostalgia, organization, possessions, Robots, sentimental clutter, sentimental items, sentimental objects, sentimental possessions, sentimental value, Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Items Found:	2860
Dragon Eggs Found:	2022	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you a hoarder at heart? Do you have a soft spot for old stuff with a history? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is like a virtual museum of memories, where you can hoard all the pixelated treasures your heart desires.

Join us and become the ultimate collector, building your own virtual empire of nostalgia. From ancient relics to modern masterpieces, there’s no limit to what you can hoard in our pixelated paradise.

And don’t worry about running out of space – our server is like a bottomless pit of storage, so you can keep hoarding to your heart’s content. So come on in and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your hard drive space).