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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Farms Harvested:	988
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7721
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Cube Community

Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

This is a Minecraft survival server where players can experience the primitive survival mode and build their own base from scratch while collecting resources. In this world, you must face various challenges such as hostile creatures, weather changes, hunger, and disease. At the same time, you can interact and communicate with other players, form alliances, or compete to build the strongest nation. We are committed to providing a friendly community environment to ensure every player’s gaming experience. Join our world today!”

kauo.2m.pub

F3F5 – the best anarchy! Minecraft server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	12

F3F5: This is a vanilla anarchy server on 1.12.2 in minecraft, launched on 09/13/22 | 23:43. There are almost no rules, wipes, you can do almost everything, build anything, use cheats, bugs, dupe items, etc.

Domain: f3f5.ru-mc.ru

45.93.200.23:25587

Grumpy-clouds

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6485
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

welcome to Grumpy-Clouds server status in currency in development and many works in progress we have custom trees custom biomes custom tools custom weapons/armor custom enchantments vote system custom shop (deep work in progress) small events reward system self rank up system interesting perms (more to come) and plenty more to come come join and say hi or play for a while this server will always be up

mc.grumpy-clouds.com

NoobBoxZ

Economy, PvP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	38	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

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141.95.143.94:25583

WallHem Minecraft server

Donations, Economy, Events, Quests, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	268
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

⚡ Custom enchantments

Extensive list of custom survival enchantments

⚡ Skill system (Skills)

⚡ Level system

By playing on the server, players will be able to upgrade their level depending on the time they play, as well as receive rewards for levels and unlock new opportunities

⚡Quest system

You can complete more than 300 different quests.

⚡ Fishing system

An interesting fishing system that provides the player with many new opportunities. This includes acquiring skills, upgrading gear, selling your catch, weighing fish for more profit, and much more.

⚡ Coin game

Players can bet any amount on a specific side – heads or tails, and the winner receives the entire winning amount.

⚡ Realistic seasons

In the ordinary world, every certain period of time there are seasons, such as winter, spring, summer and autumn. Each season has an impact on survival.

wallhem.ru:25580

Breezecraft

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Welcome! Our server breezecraft.net is for all types of players new and veteran. We currently host

Survival: Skills, custom pets, 100+ custom enchantments, crates, over 500+ challenges to complete, a challenging battlepass, hundreds of chat tags to collect, a server shop and full player ecnomy and tons more!

Skyblock: Your original skyblock with awesome twists!

Parkour: Over 200+ courses to complete! Up to the challenge?

Creative: Beautiful custom plot world to get creative with!

Give us a try!

breezecraft.net

Idris Civilizations

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Join this server if you want to build a medieval city increase your productions, and build defenses. Join us if you want to set a base camp and prepare for war, setting sieges at a forward camp and using catapults to slowly whitle a defenders resolve. Join us if you want be a trader, focusing on building shops and increasing your wealth and power. This server is easier with friends, but completely playable alone too, in place of players villagers will automatically fill your cities and increase your population as you level up and unlock stronger buildings!

209.58.148.65:34104

xXx Anarchy Minecraft server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5589	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

The main rule of the server is there are no RULES! Do you play Minecraft????? Tired of servers with Donut? We have NO DONAT or rules!? Absolute ANARCHY, come with your friends and create your own story! 1.13.2-1.16.3

2b2t.cool

Magic Towns

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Magic Towns A basic survival server with towns (Towny), money, chest shops and a basic wand progression system themed after Harry Potter. Players get a basic ticket for a wand when they load in which can be upgraded with use. Players can venture out into the wild alone to start their game and build up resources which can then be sold to buy things like towns, new spells, and other cool items. No In Game Transactions (NO PAY TO WIN)

103.195.100.72:25744

SIA

Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

sexy-mc.com