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BlockBusterLaughs

all-time favorite, belly laughs, best comedies, BlockBusterLaughs, chuckles, classic comedy, classic humor, comedic genius, comedic gold, comedic timing, comedy, funny movie, hilarious, humor, laugh out loud, Laughter, must watch, side-splitting, timeless humor, Top Picks, witty humor

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Void Armor Forged:	21
Love Letters Sent:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block tells a joke, every mob has a hilarious catchphrase, and even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile before they explode! Join us for non-stop laughs and endless fun as you navigate through our wacky world filled with pun-tastic puns, meme-tastic memes, and a whole lot of silliness. Who needs popcorn when you can have a side-splitting good time on our server? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to LOL your way through the most consistently funny Minecraft server ever!

KittyCraft: No Dog Calls!

Bitch, Calls, cat calling, catcall culture, disrespectful behavior., dog, dog calling, double standards, feminism, gender, gender stereotypes, Harassment, INEQUALITY, KittyCraft, Misogyny, sexism, Slur, Social Issues, street harassment, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, victim blaming, Women

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Crops Grown:	6733
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Buildings Constructed:	48
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up! we have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night and invite you to join in on the fun!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

we also have a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. you can ride on a unicorn or have a dance-off with a talking squirrel, the possibilities are endless!

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for the time of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? let’s get this party started, baby! 🎉🦄🍭

MicrobeCraft: Gut Health Edition

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

come join our minecraft server where your gut microbiome will be so lit, you’ll never have to worry about cardiovascular disease again! our server is like a magical potion for your insides, making you feel younger and healthier with every block you mine. forget about metabolic dysfunction, we’ve got the cure right here in our virtual world. join us and let your gut microbiome do the talking as you build, explore, and conquer in ways you never thought possible. who knew that playing minecraft could be so good for your health? come see for yourself and start living your best, most microbial life today!

CrabCraft: Where even the sea creatures can’t resist the urge to mine and craft!

Active Discord, active members, Chunk Backups, Community Focused, CrabCraft, Craft, Creatures, discord server, HermitCraft gameplay, Join, Message, Minecraft passion, Resist, Safe Environment, sea, SEASON 2, Survival, Thriving Community, urge, Vanilla, vanilla feel, vanilla perfection, voice chat, Whitelisted, whitelisted security

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Server Name	CrabCraft 🐚
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Season	Season 2️⃣ commences 15th June, on 1.21
Description	A whitelisted, community-focused server with emphasis on keeping the vanilla feel of Minecraft alive

FAQs

Q: How can I join CrabCraft?

A: To join CrabCraft, you can pop a message stating your interest in our Discord welcome channel and someone will get back to you as soon as possible!

Q: Do I need to have any mods installed to play on CrabCraft?

A: Yes, we use Simple Voice Chat and require all members to have this mod installed for voice communication.

Q: Is the server secure?

A: Yes, our server is protected with a whitelist and we also have chunk backups in place to ensure a safe and friendly environment for all players.

Q: What can I expect from the CrabCraft community?

A: You can expect to join a close-knit group of fellow players who share the same passion for Minecraft. Our Discord server is also an active space for communication.

FashionCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, body image, clothing, Confidence, dressing well, fashion, fashion advice, fashion choices, fashion inspiration, fashion sense, Fashion tips, fashion trends, FashionCraft, feeling good, looks good while dressed, looks like this naked, Minecraft, Outfit, personal style, self esteem, Server, Style, Wardrobe

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate fashion show! Dress up your character in the coolest outfits and strut your stuff on the virtual runway. But beware, if you strip down to your birthday suit, you’ll transform into a wild and crazy creature that will have everyone laughing! Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your style and see what happens when you let it all hang out on our server!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

#venting, anger, blocktopia, breathes in, Breathing, emotional, exaggerated, exaggerated emotions, exaggerated reaction, expressive, Frustration, INTENSE, loud, Minecraft, Outburst, overreacting, Pump, rant, Release, scam, Server, stress, Yelling

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	130
Holy Grails Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just make you yawn? Well, look no further because our server will literally make you scream with excitement!

Join us and experience the thrill of constantly pumping adrenaline as you navigate through insane challenges and obstacles. Our server will have you on the edge of your seat, or should I say, on the edge of your block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense, it will make you question your sanity. You’ll be screaming “AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH” as you try to survive and thrive in our crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! Just remember to breathe…if you can.

PatriotCraft: A-50 Takedown

A-50 radar plane, A50, aerial warfare, air defense system, defense technology, downing, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, international relations, January, military capabilities, military conflict, military defense, missile defense system, patriot missile, PatriotCraft, radar technology, russia, security measures, takedown, Ukraine, US

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Votes:	1872
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Runes Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down valuable radar planes with patriot missiles just like Ukraine did to Russia in January! we got crazy pvp battles, insane builds, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion! join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

UnseenAndUnemployedCraft

Assumptions, catching up, Communication, Courtesy, employed, family, Friends, Life Changes, MARRIED, never assume, Pregnant, reconnecting, relationships, reunion, social etiquette, Status, Surprises, UnseenAndUnemployedCraft, Updates, work

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

hey u! yes u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well have i got the server for u!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers give u hugs instead of exploding!

if u join our server, u will have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon while shooting fireballs at ur enemies! u can also build a house made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, because why not?

oh, and did i mention that if u join our server, u will automatically become a millionaire in real life? that’s right, just by playing minecraft on our server, u will become so rich that u can buy ur own private island and retire early!

so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! who knows, maybe u will even meet herobrine and become best friends!

AutonomyCraft: No Unwanted Help, Just Fun!

affective rumination, Autonomy, AutonomyCraft, competence, Coworkers, employee study, Frustration, Fun, interpersonal relationships, job satisfaction, Mental well-being, peer support, professional boundaries, psychological detachment, Stress Management, supervisors, teamwork, unwanted, unwanted help, work performance, work-life balance, work-related stress, workplace dynamics

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

so, like, have you ever been playing Minecraft and you just need to do your own thing, but then your friends keep trying to help you and it’s, like, so annoying? well, on this server, we totally get that! we won’t bug you with unwanted help, because we know that can lead to major frustration.

and get this – if you join our server, you’ll actually have less stress after playing! like, how crazy is that? you can just chill and do your own thing without worrying about people bugging you.

so come join us on this epic Minecraft server where you can be your own boss and not have to deal with annoying helpers. trust us, your mental health will thank you for it!

Vacuum battles Suction Showdown – No extras, just plain old survival fun!

Battles, Beta, contracts, Crafting, Discord, Dungeons, Etheria, Extraction, Extras, Fun, game mode, Loot, Minigames, Npcs, open beta, Plain, PvE, PvP, Pvpve, Raids, Shop, showdown, suction, Survival, TEAM, vacuum, vanilla client

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Etheria: Void Wars
Server Address	voidwars.primearca.de
Compatibility	Vanilla Client – Recommended 1.20.4 – Supported 1.9 – 1.20.6

Server Features

Complex Randomly Generated Dungeons
Risk vs Reward Based Gameplay where you must Extract
PvPvE Combat with Redesigned Combat and Unique Enemies
Shop NPCs with custom Items
Party System with Other Players
Gathering and Crafting Mechanics
Contracts to slay mobs and gain unique rewards

Join our discord at https://discord.gg/syTMEGx8cu

FAQ

Q: What is Etheria: Void Wars?

A: Etheria: Void Wars is an in-development extraction game as a Minecraft game mode where players can participate in raids, PvPvE battles, and build their loot stash through randomly generated dungeons.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by entering the server address voidwars.primearca.de in your Minecraft client.

Q: What versions of Minecraft are supported?

A: The server supports Vanilla Client with recommended version 1.20.4 and versions from 1.9 to 1.20.6.