OHagan Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MeatAssaults Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense mechanisms, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Invasion, meat assaults, MeatAssaults, military aggression, Military operations, military strategy, Minecraft, political turmoil, russia, Server, Siege Tactics, ukraine war, Ukraine’s defences, War Crimes, War Tactics, WARFARE

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/100	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	470
Love Letters Sent:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.

imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.

VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution

defense cooperation, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, geopolitical maneuvering, global politics, international relations, Latin America, maritime cooperation, Military, military deployment, military exercises, naval presence, Navy, political tension, Redstone, revolution, Russian, south america, strategic alliance, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, Warships

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/200	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!

MomGonePhoneGrief

coping, death, Difficult, emotional, family, Goodbye, Grief, hardest moment, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, love, Memories, MomGonePhoneGrief, Mother, mourning, moving on, Pain, Phone, Sadness, separation

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/100	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Enchantments Applied:	111	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	6716	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Hey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!

PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

2-year study, abortion, abortion patients, abortion pills, abortion regimen, complete abortion, drugs in person, Examination, mail, medication, Medication abortion, Needed, participants, PillMail, pills by mail, Regimen, repeat, study, UC San Francisco, Ultrasound, ultrasound examination

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/700	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

admins, application, Builder, Community, Create, Depth, Discord, Distant Horizons, Edition, Engineer, EXCITEMENT, Explorer, farmers delight, Landlubber, macaw’s furniture, Mods, NoahsPirateShip, Redstone, smp, storedrawers, thermal expansion, Vanilla, Whitelisted

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/500	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

About Noah’s Ark SMP

Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

How to Get Whitelisted

To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server

Mods to Enhance Your Experience

Mod	Description
Create	Plus most of the additions
Thermal Expansion
Distant Horizons (optional)
Farmer’s Delight
StorageDrawers
Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
Serene Seasons
Twilight Forest
JourneyMap (no teleports)
Performance Mods

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

FAQ

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.

UnstableCraft Minecraft Server

Average, Behavior, emotional well being, emotions, Human nature, instability, mental health, mental health awareness, mental stability, Minecraft, mood swings, personality changes, personality disorders, personality fluctuations, personality traits, Psychology, Server, societal changes, societal expectations, societal norms, society, unstable personalities, UnstableCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/200	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1047	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of dealing with unstable personalities in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind. Our players are so chill, they make ice cubes look hot! Plus, we have a secret potion that turns griefers into friendly unicorns. So come on over and leave the real world crazies behind!

FeedCraft Server – Fat & Funny Minecraft Server

anthropomorphic animals, artists, Beginners, booru, bump, bump limit, coloring, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, edits, Expansion, fat, FeedCraft, female, fictional creatures, funny, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, progress thread, Report, request anchor, Resources, Server, shota, Spam, underaged characters, weight gain

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	518
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as expansive as your waistline after a trip to the all-you-can-eat buffet? Look no further than our server, where fat, expansion, and edit requests are welcomed with open arms (and expanding bellies).

Join us for a wild ride filled with requests for fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed characters, whether they be human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or even fictional creatures. Our community is as diverse as the sizes of our characters, so don’t be shy to make your wildest expansion dreams come true.

But wait, there’s more! Need help drawing your own fatties? We’ve got resources for beginners and pros alike, so you can join in on the fun and start creating your own chunky creations. Just remember to ignore the alogs, don’t hassle the artists, and most importantly, delete your bumps (if you don’t know how, just check out the FAQ on 4chan).

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your waistline). Who knows, you might just find yourself drawing the fattest, most expansive characters you’ve ever seen. Just remember, no loli/shota/underaged characters allowed – everyone hates that!

ChunkySibsCraft

alone, Argument, body image, Boundaries, ChunkySibsCraft, Communication, depression, family, fat, Fight, Grades, insult, Leave, messy room, Movie, self esteem, Siblings, sister, weight loss

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/100	Votes:	4465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ores Mined:	7171	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with sibling drama in real life? Then join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where siblings can’t annoy you! No more messy rooms or arguments about who gets to watch what on TV. On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky sisters getting in your way.

Join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where you can focus on what truly matters – crafting, building, and exploring. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never have to worry about someone insulting your grades or your weight. In fact, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and unleashing your creativity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to sibling squabbles forever! Who knew that virtual blocks could be the key to sibling harmony?

ColorMeMine Minecraft Server

ColorMeMine, Minecraft, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/700	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Potions Brewed:	55
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of being limited to just one color in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can wear ALL the colors of the rainbow! Join us and never be stuck in a monochromatic nightmare again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. So not only can you wear any color you want, but you can also snack on some sweet treats while you’re at it. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest technicolor dreams!

TeacherTearsMC

attitude, AUTHORITY, BIAS, Classroom, Communication, discipline, education, Expectations, favoritism, grading, homework, lack of empathy, lack of understanding, learning, School, strictness |, Students, teachers, TeacherTearsMC, teaching methods, unfairness

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/400	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Magic Items Found:	5743	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Tired of boring teachers telling you what to do all the time? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual world! No more pesky teachers bossing you around, just endless possibilities for fun and creativity. Build giant monuments to your favorite snacks, create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, or challenge your friends to a dance-off on top of a giant pixelated chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). Say goodbye to boring school rules and hello to the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!