offing Minecraft Servers

offing Minecraft Servers

  • Mining Mamas: Where White Women Rule the World

    Mining Mamas: Where White Women Rule the World
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 1869
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 263 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

    Are you ready to join a server that will mkultra your mind and take you on a wild ride? Well, look no further! Our server will convince you to be whores for the CIA’s ghettofication agenda, all while mind controlling you to coalburn and make nephilim muttoids.

    But don’t worry, it’s all just a vibe shift! Once you realize that it was all FAKE and that you’ve been fooled, you’ll be ready to seek revenge. And what better way to do that than by joining our server and paying the toll?

    White women have been doing a lot of OFFING and toll paying lately, but that’s just the mind readjusting and healing from the damage done by the faggoty obama era. So come on, join us and let’s have some outrageous fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DateCraft: Impress Me!

    DateCraft: Impress Me!
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 4588
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Zombie Dances: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of trying to impress dates with boring old dinner and a movie? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can impress your date by building them a virtual castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can gift someone a pixelated palace?

    Join our server and show off your creativity by recreating famous landmarks like the Eiffel Tower or the Taj Mahal. Your date will be so impressed, they’ll be begging for a second virtual date in no time.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles to win the heart of your crush. Imagine the look on their face when you defeat them in a duel and declare your love in front of all the other players. It’s like a romantic comedy, but with more explosions.

    So why waste time with boring dates when you can join our Minecraft server and have the most outrageous and unforgettable date night of your life? Trust us, your love life will never be the same again.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

    KoreaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 977
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Ores Mined: 4426 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Mines Excavated: 3667
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server, where we have the most powerful missiles that can reach all the way to the underground bunkers of north korea. we have crazy battles where you can launch missiles at your enemies and blow up their bases. join now and show off your missile launching skills, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TelAvivCraft Casualties

    TelAvivCraft Casualties
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 7672
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Ores Mined: 9365 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Farms Harvested: 731 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! Let me tell you, it’s like the Wild West meets outer space meets a unicorn disco party! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons, my dude.

    First off, our server has a secret underground lair where you can ride rainbow-colored pigs while battling evil zombie llamas. Yeah, you heard me right. Zombie llamas. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we also have a floating castle made entirely out of cheese. Like, who wouldn’t want to live in a cheese castle, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday night where players can participate in a massive water balloon fight with the admins. And let me tell you, those admins have some serious water balloon skills. It’s like they were born with water balloons in their hands.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted tacos. Yeah, it could happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Veridax: The Unofficial Meeting Place for Disgruntled Sheep & Annoying Creepers

    Veridax: The Unofficial Meeting Place for Disgruntled Sheep & Annoying Creepers
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 1671
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Veridax! 🌍

    Embark on a thrilling adventure in Veridax, a SMP server where every player is made to feel right at home. Whether you’re on Java or Bedrock, our 1.21 server has something special for everyone. Join now!

    Server Details:

    Server Type Java/Bedrock 1.21 SMP
    IP Address veridax.uk.to
    Location Europe

    Why Join Veridax?

    • ✨ Custom Terrain: Immerse yourself in breathtaking landscapes with our unique Terralith-generated worlds.
    • 💼 Job Opportunities: Earn rewards by taking on a variety of jobs and gathering essential resources.
    • 🛒 Marketplace: Buy, sell, and trade items through player-run shops and dynamic auctions.
    • 🎯 AuraSkills: Level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities to enhance your gameplay.
    • 🏡 Set Homes: Save and easily teleport to your favorite locations across the server.
    • 🚀 Teleportation: Use teleport commands like /tps and /rtps for swift travel across Veridax.
    • 🗺️ Live Map: Stay oriented with a real-time map of the Veridax world. Find the link on our Discord server.
    • ⚰️ Graves: When the worst happens, your items are safe for 3 hours at your personalized grave.

    Stay Secure:

    • 🛡️ Land Protection: Safeguard your builds with our claim system and keep griefers at bay.

    Connect With Us:

    • 💬 Join Our Discord: Get the Bedrock port, connect with the community, and stay up-to-date with all server news.

    Are you ready to start your epic journey? Dive into Veridax today and become a valued member of our growing community!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Phone Lurker Minecraft Server

    Phone Lurker Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 3016
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Animals Bred: 111 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of paying attention in class and actually learning something? Then join our Minecraft server where education is a thing of the past! Our server is full of dank memes, ridiculous builds, and non-stop trolling. Say goodbye to studying and hello to endless hours of mindless fun. Join now and embrace your inner high school slacker!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chaos Lover Minecraft SMP

    Chaos Lover Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 2721
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Dragon Eggs Found: 9629
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds pretty houses and farms all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Our SMP is a hot mess of chaos and insanity, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

    Join us if you love the thrill of never knowing if your house will still be standing when you log back in. We’ve got griefers, thieves, and even a few friendly creepers who just want to say hello (by blowing up your stuff, of course).

    But don’t worry, it’s not all destruction and mayhem. We also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that drama.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s anything but boring, come join us on our SMP. Just be prepared for the chaos, because once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MommaCraft – Time to Lawyer Up!

    MommaCraft – Time to Lawyer Up!
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 2435
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Emeralds Found: 309

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, legal battles, and home renovations gone wrong!

    Imagine logging in to find your virtual home painted a hideous shade of white by your own mother and brother, without your permission! Watch as your virtual wife takes legal action against them, with the help of her lawyer sister-in-law. Will your virtual family survive the chaos? Will your virtual mom be able to find a new virtual home? Only time will tell on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! With cameras installed in every virtual corner, you never know what drama will unfold next. Will you stand by your virtual family, or will you be caught in the middle of a virtual divorce? Join now and witness the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TooMuchMinecraftSMP

    TooMuchMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 2623
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2432 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Diamonds? Nope. XP? Nah. The answer is DRAMA, baby! And that’s exactly what you’ll get on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of betrayals, alliances, and epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity (and your friendships).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a poultry empire so vast that even Colonel Sanders would be jealous. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you challenge his rule? The choice is yours, but be warned – crossing him may result in a chicken army descending upon your base in retaliation.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama riding a pig into battle while a group of players break out into a spontaneous dance party? Don’t miss out on the chaos, the laughter, and the pure insanity that awaits you on our server. Join now and prepare for the ride of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JaffaTerrorMC Server

    JaffaTerrorMC Server
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 2560
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 22
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is your boredom! we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and more fun than a barrel of creepers!

    get ready to be blown away by our insane builds, like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall.

    we have a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. you’ll never be bored with us, unless you count the time we all got stuck in a pit of quicksand and had to dig our way out with our bare hands.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and see why our server is the bomb, literally, because one time someone accidentally set off a TNT explosion that wiped out half the map. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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