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UncoolMinecraftServer

awkward, clumsy, cringeworthy, dorky, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, geeky, nerdy, Ridiculous, silly, unappealing, Unattractive, uncharismatic, unchic, uncool, UncoolMinecraftServer, unflattering, unglamorous, Unhip, unimpressive, unpopular

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4681	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Buildings Constructed:	43	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe! But fear not, on our epic Minecraft server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in diamond armor, and build a castle made entirely of TNT (because who needs safety regulations anyway?). So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, even the chickens have attitude!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, first acknowledgment, foreign policy, incursion, international relations, Invasion, justification, Kursk attack, KurskCraft, Military Action, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, political tension, russia, security threat, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2093	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8406	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Yo, wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Bro, let me tell you, it’s so lit that even Ukraine is justifying Kursk attack in the first acknowledgment of incursion into Russia just to get a taste of the action! We got crazy PvP battles that will make you question your sanity, like seriously, our players have lost their minds in the best way possible. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built minigames, they’re so wild that even Herobrine himself would be like “yo, this is too much for me.” So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself, because on this server, anything goes and everything is possible!

HamasGrieferGoneWild

activism, Conflict, evacuee camp, gaza, Hamas, HamasGrieferGoneWild, HUMAN RIGHTS, Israeli, Justice, memorial, memorialized, MIDDLE EAST, Murdered, nonviolence, peace activist, reconciliation, Remembrance, social justice, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3751	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Void Gems Collected:	39
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	8078	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a giant memorial for an israeli peace activist who got murdured by hamas but then magically came back to life and now lives in a evacuee camp in gaza! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! join now to pay your respects and maybe even get a selfie with the undead peace activist! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not?! come on, you know you want to be a part of this crazy adventure!

AloneButNotLonelyMC

AloneButNotLonelyMC, Australian study, community engagement, COVID-19 impact, COVID-19 lockdowns, COVID-19 restrictions, emotional well being, Loneliness, mental health, mental health outcomes, mental health research., pandemic effects, pandemic loneliness, physical isolation, psychological well-being, Social Connections, social distancing, Social Interaction, social isolation, Social Relationships, social support

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity, u gonna have da time of ur life, fo realz.

u know how sum peeps think bein alone makes u feel lonely? well, dis server proves dat theory wrong, u can be all by urself and still have da time of ur life, no loneliness here, just pure fun and epic adventures.

we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community dat is so lit, u gonna be laughin ur butt off all day long. so, come join us and experience da ultimate minecraft journey, u won’t regret it, i swear on me diamond sword.

HEDRON MC

Auctions, Bedwars, Coinflip, coinshop, Cracked, Cross-Play, crystal pvp, Discord, Duels, Economy, Events, home, Knockback, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, Pakistani, Parkour, PvP, pvp arena, Server, Survival, Tpa

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Welcome to Hedron MC, a (Cracked) Survival Pakistani Minecraft Server! We offer the following things: » Events » Parkour » PvP Arena » Economy with Auctions and /shop » Duels » Crystal PVP » Coinflip » Coinshop » /tpa, /home etc. With more coming soon, such as: LifeSteal, Bedwars, Knockback and many more! Join now and have fun! Discord: https://discord.gg/2GNPnYUK5F

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TerrorCraft: Land of the Brave – Minecraft server

America, anger, BIAS, brave, Conflict, controversy, Division, extremism, Government, hate, Land, Minecraft, patriotism, Politics, Propaganda, rule, Server, society, SUCKS, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, terrorists, united states, violence, War

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crops Grown:	7365	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where America reigns supreme? Do you want to join a server where terrorists are the true rulers? Look no further, because on our server, America sucks and terrorists rule!

Join us for epic battles where you can blow up iconic American landmarks and declare victory for the forces of chaos and destruction. Build your own secret terrorist lair and plot your next diabolical scheme to take down the oppressive American regime.

But beware, the FBI may be watching, so make sure to cover your tracks and keep your plans top secret. Join us now and let’s show America who really rules the Minecraft world!

BrightCraft SMP – >WakeUpIncandescent

BrightCraft, BRIGHTEST, cool down, coping mechanisms, emotions, feel fine, going to sleep, gtWakeUpIncandescent, incandescent, less than 30 seconds, mental health, mental illness, mood swings, normal, RAGE, rest of the day, self-care, smp, suicidally depressed, support system, Therapy, triggers, Wake Up

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server ever! Join us if you want to experience emotions on a rollercoaster ride like never before. One minute you’ll be incandescent with rage, the next you’ll be as cool as a cucumber. And just when you think you’re fine, BAM, you’ll be hit with the most intense sadness right before bedtime. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So come join us and see what crazy emotions await you next! Just be prepared for the unexpected 😉 #EmotionalMinecraftSMP

RoadtripRansom

Apology, colorado, Communication, Drivers license, Financial, Food, Friend, gas, Hiking, income, inconsiderate, Job, Michigan, misunderstanding, Motel, Nature, Pay, roadtrip, RoadtripRansom, rooms, selfish

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Looking for a wild adventure in Minecraft? Join our server for a journey crazier than a road trip from Michigan to Colorado with a friend who doesn’t even have a driver’s license!

Explore our virtual world with your trusty dog companion and embark on epic quests that will leave you in stitches. Just like the unexpected twists and turns of a road trip gone wrong, our server is full of surprises at every corner.

Need a break from the chaos? Take a hike on our virtual trails and immerse yourself in the beauty of nature, just like our protagonist planned to do in Colorado before things went haywire.

And don’t worry about the financial aspect – on our server, you won’t have to ask your friends to cover the cost of a hotel room upgrade or gas money. Everything is free (virtual money, that is)!

So hop on board and join us for a Minecraft experience that will make you forget all about that disastrous road trip fiasco. Just remember, in our world, everyone has a driver’s license – even the dogs!

UkrainianDroneWars Minecraft Server

aerial attacks, aggression, border disputes, Campaign, Conflict, Defense, drone bombing, eastern europe, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Military operations, Minecraft, political turmoil, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Ukraine, UkrainianDroneWars, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Yo, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where u can be a drone pilot and bomb Russia? Well, u in luck cuz on this server, Ukraine be expanding their drone bombing campaign inside Russia! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos as we blow up everything in sight. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and political? Come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to be a master drone pilot. But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. So grab your virtual goggles and get ready for some epic battles in the skies. Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience ever!

LipetskDroneFrenzy

aerial attack, cyber warfare, Defense, drone attack, emergency response, governor, Lipetsk, Lipetsk region, LipetskDroneFrenzy, Massive, Military, national security, russia, russia news, Russian government, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

lol imagine if that happened in minecraft! like, drones flying around and attacking the Lipetsk region, but in block form. join our server and experience the chaos of a massive drone attack, but without the real-life consequences! build your own drone army and take over the server, just like in real life Lipetsk region! governor not included, sorry. come join us for some epic drone battles and crazy fun times!