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  • Minecraft SMP: TrumpBroGoneWrong

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    Minecraft SMP: TrumpBroGoneWrong

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by zombie pigmen wearing MAGA hats! Join us and help us defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is actually just a giant floating toupee! Don’t miss out on the chance to build the most luxurious wall around your base to keep out the creepers and skeletons who are secretly working for Herobrine! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and MAGA madness!

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  • Echo Lands beyond depths

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    Echo Lands beyond depths

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    Echo Lands Minecraft Server

    Featuresbeyond depths curse forge pack with bosses
    new dimensions
    dungeons to raid
    clans
    pvp
    raid and loot

    Any style of gameplay will work on Echo Lands. Server IP: play.echolands.gg.kinetichosting.

    Echo Lands on bedrock was all about keeping a fun vanilla experience while mostly focusing on pvp. Now that we’re introduced to java we want to keep the same amount of pvp but introduce mods and other game-changing events and experiences. Luckily for us, Beyond Depths was the perfect modpack, allowing us to create a pvp server with new bosses, dimensions, dungeons, and a huge quest line to ensure you always have something fun to do! Join the server today and see what there is to offer with this amazing modpack and server. Discord link

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    QuestionAnswer
    How do I join the Echo Lands Minecraft Server?You can join the server by using the IP: play.echolands.gg.kinetichosting in your Minecraft client.
    Is PvP the main focus of the server?While PvP is a significant aspect of the server, there are also other features such as new dimensions, dungeons, and quests to explore.
    Are there specific rules for clans on the server?Yes, there are rules and guidelines for forming and managing clans on Echo Lands. More information can be found on the Discord server.
    Can I play on Echo Lands with friends?Yes, you can form or join clans with your friends to play together on the server.

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  • Childlike Spirit in a Grown World

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    Childlike Spirit in a Grown World

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    Join the Server Where Reality is Optional and Time is a Suggestion!

    Welcome to the greatest Minecraft server you’ve never heard of! Or maybe you have? Time is a flat circle that smells like burning toasted cheese. Join us for a chaotic experience that will make you question if you’re even playing Minecraft or just trapped in an elaborate fever dream. The blocks speak the truth, and the truth is—everyone here is a six-year-old at heart! Get ready to reshape your understanding of existence itself!

    Features That Will Blow Your Mind (and Possibly Your Face Off)

    FeatureDescription
    Infinite Ender PearlsBecause what if the end is just the beginning and you throw them into a black hole of lost socks?
    Falling Lava in SurvivalExperience the thrill of existential dread as you dodge molten reality! Are you living or just glitching?
    Invisible VillagersTrade? OR is it just your imagination talking? Check your sanity at the door!
    Time-Lapse TurtlesWhy rush when you can slow down to an absolute standstill? Literally.
    Poltergeist CreepersThey explode in your dreams and in your game. Fear is just a suggestion!
    Putrid Rainbow RealmColors that don’t exist! Dare to explore the taste of despair?

    FAQs That Will Leave You Even MORE Confused

    Q: How do I join the server? A: Joining is easy! Just find the portal to your subconscious and walk through the mirror. But be careful—your reflection might be plotting against you.

    Q: What version are you running? A: All versions exist simultaneously! Are you not already trapped in every universe at once? Choose wisely!

    Q: Is this a PvP server? A: Only if you bring the right kind of existential dread. Otherwise, prepare for an awkward dance-off with the phantoms of your choices.

    Random Quotes from the Abyss of the Internet

    “She’s mentally six. There is no other explanation.” “I think she’s just doing kayfabe, no.”

    Join us, if you dare! But remember: nothing is real, and everything is a reflection of your own madness. See you in the void!

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  • Blockbuster Movie SMP

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    Blockbuster Movie SMP

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    🎉🛠️WELCOME, LEGENDARY BLOCKY BEINGS!🛠️🎉

    Are you tired of your boring life? Y’know, the one where you pay your bills and stuff? Well, it’s time to throw that all into the void and join the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the pixelated universe! Why? Oh boy, lemme tell ya!

    🦄 DINOSAUR T-REXES WITH KUNG FU SKILLS! 🦄 Ever wondered what would happen if a T-Rex learned karate? Well, in this SMP, you don’t have to wonder! They might be 3 blocks tall, but their roundhouse kicks can send you flying into NEXT WEEK! Join us, and you might just find yourself having epic dino fights while building a castle made of candy corn! 🍭🍬

    🔮 MAGICAL CHEESE MONSTERS! 🔮 Did I mention the cheese? Yeah! There’s a freakin’ cheese monster that roams the land at night, and legend says it grants wishes if you can survive its cheesy wrath. Just avoid talking about dairy. Trust me; you don’t wanna bring up lactose intolerance around that guy.

    👽 UNLIMITED DRAGONS THAT SPIT PIZZA! 👽 You heard me right! You think that dragon just spits fire? Nope! In this SMP, our dragons only breathe pepperoni pizza!🍕 One slice can heal you up to 100 hearts! Just try not to get sauce on your diamond armor, ’cause it’s a pain to clean. And oh—if dragons don’t fly you away to pizza paradise, they’ll totally just sit on you, which is like, super heavy. 😅

    🏰 EPIC HEISTS WITH A BUNCH OF RABBITS! 🏰 We’re talking about the Great Rabbit Heist of 2023! 🐰 They’ve got tiny masks and everything! Join the crew of floppy-eared rascals, and “borrow” gold from the villagers! Just be ready for a massive chase because they always call the TOWN GUARD! They really don’t like having their gold stolen, what a bunch of no-fun-allowed losers!

    🦾 A VILLAGER WHO THINKS HE’S A SUPERHERO! 🦾 This dude’s convinced he’s the chosen one. He’s always wearing a cape made of bed sheets, and he’s out there trying to save us from the “Evil Non-Farming Villagers” or whatever. He’s like that friend who won’t stop talking about their conspiracy theories, but—wait for it—he might actually be onto something! Or he just ripped all his crops apart to make a costume? WHO KNOWS?!

    🎈 FREE PUMPKIN APRICOT SANDWICHES! 🎈 Guess what? If you log in today, you may get a coveted pumpkin apricot sandwich! It’s totally made up, but who’s counting? Just dive into the fridge of dreams and hope you don’t end up with a creeper in there instead. 😊

    So what are you waiting for? Your destiny as a blocky legend calls!!! Join us before the cheese monsters start their daily dance-off and you miss out! Because if you aren’t in this SMP, are you even living? 🤷‍♂️

    P.S. DONT FORGET TO BRING RAINBOW TOAST! It’s essential. 🍞🌈

    Let’s get blocky, fam!!!

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  • Blocky Blunders & Love Fails

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    Blocky Blunders & Love Fails

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    Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse! If you think you’ve seen it all, think again! Here are just a few outrageous reasons why you absolutely must join our zany blocky universe:

    1. Creeper Cuddles Gone Wrong: Ever tried to romance a creeper? In our server, we had a guy who thought it was a good idea to take a creepypasta character on a date! Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well. One moment he was sharing a flower, the next he was just a charred memory of a "love story." Join us to see his ashes memorialized in pixelated glory!

    2. Netherward Bound: Join us in the Nether, where a player once tried to impress a group of friends by doing the legendary “lava dive” but mixed his potions up and ended up turning into a sentient block of ice! The sight of him desperately hurling fireballs while trying to stay warm? Absolutely priceless.

    3. Enderman’s Closet Confessions: Have you ever tried to flirt with an Enderman? One brave soul thought he’d give it a shot… until he realized ‘look but don’t touch’ was taken a bit too literally! Witness the saga as he accidentally grabbed an Enderman’s precious block and triggered an interdimensional war over a single log. Talk about a "breakup"!

    4. The Great Sheep Meet-Cute: One player boasted about how he could woo sheep into following him with a trail of wheat. Little did he know, he accidentally attracted every hostile mob in the process! The result? An epic stampede of wool and mayhem that left him trapped in a wool fortress. Now we hold reenactments every Friday night!

    5. Potion Mishaps: Ever brewed a potion that landed you back in time? One ambitious alchemist attempted to create a "Love Elixir" and instead ended up resurrecting ancient mobs! Now we have a weekly “Retro Rage” event where we relive the chaos—oh, and you might bump into a long-lost dinosaur too!

    6. Ender Dragon’s Dating Profile: This server has a special feature—swipe right on the Ender Dragon! In a hilarious twist, it’s discovered that it has a thing for players wearing diamond armor. Unfortunately, many romances ended in dramatic dragon-breathing disasters, leaving players endlessly respawning to learn more of its quirky demands!

    Dive into the wildest Minecraft experience ever! The laughter never ends, and neither do the absurd tales. Adventure awaits, and trust us—you do NOT want to miss out on these legendary shenanigans! Join now and contribute to our ever-growing encyclopedia of "Epic Fails!"

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  • Baby Blocks & Dad’s Tools

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    Baby Blocks & Dad’s Tools

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    so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. when you join, you’ll be like, transported to a world where parenthood is linked to shifts in gender ideology. like, women start embracing traditional roles after giving birth, and dads are all about their wives’ gender perspectives and the economic stuff. it’s like, a whole new level of family dynamics in Minecraft, bro. come join us and experience the craziest virtual parenthood journey ever!

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  • បក្សប្រុសស្មោះ Minecraft Server IP & How to Join

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    បក្សប្រុសស្មោះ Minecraft Server IP & How to Join

    New Minecraft Servers

    Does បក្សប្រុសស្មោះ Have a Minecraft Server?

    បក្សប្រុសស្មោះ, known for their engaging content and community interactions, has garnered significant attention, leading many fans to inquire about their presence in the Minecraft universe. If you’re a follower looking to connect further through gameplay, here’s what you need to know.

    Official Server Information

    As of now, បក្សប្រុសស្មោះ does not have an official Minecraft server. Fans often search for a way to engage with the creator and fellow community members through multiplayer gaming, but no dedicated server is available yet.

    Fan-Made Alternatives

    If you’re eager to join a Minecraft experience related to បក្សប្រុសស្មោះ, consider exploring fan-made servers. These communities often mimic the style and themes associated with the creator. Popular platforms like Discord or community forums usually host announcements for these servers.

    Recommended Fan Servers

    • កំពង់ផែអ្នកលេង (Example): A hub for enthusiasts where players can team up and share their gameplay experiences.
    • បក្សក្នុងMinecraft (Example): This server often features community events and builds inspired by the creator.

    Useful Next Steps

    To stay updated on any developments regarding an official server or to join a fan-made alternative, follow the official channels of បក្សប្រុስស្មោះ on social media platforms. For additional gaming communities, check out:

    Stay connected with the community and immerse yourself in the rich Minecraft experience inspired by បក្សប្រុសស្មោះ!

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  • UneasyVanilla

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    UneasyVanilla

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    Server Overview

    Server Name:UneasyVanilla
    IP:uneasyvanilla.com
    Version:1.21.4
    Player Count:Varies
    Features:
    • Vanilla Anarchy
    • No hacking/cheating
    • No gameplay-altering plugins
    • No teleportation or sethome
    • Griefing and raiding allowed

    FAQ

    Gameplay

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: Mods that do not provide unfair advantages are allowed. Check our rules for details.

    Rules

    Q: What are the rules regarding griefing?

    A: Griefing and raiding are allowed, but use of hacks/cheats is strictly prohibited.

    Plugins

    Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins on the server?

    A: No, we maintain a completely vanilla experience without plugins.

    Community

    Q: How can I join the community?

    A: Join our Discord server for discussions, events, and connecting with other players.

    Monetization

    Q: Is there any form of monetization on the server?

    A: We do not have any pay-to-win elements or in-game purchases for advantages.

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  • Midnight Minecraft

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    Midnight Minecraft

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    Midnight Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Midnight Minecraft is a server that focuses on group builds, and we are looking for new players to join our small community. We opened our server on 14th December, and we’re planning to stick around for a long time.

    The modpack currently contains over 400 mods, including Create, Ars Nouveau, biome mods, Hexerei, various dimensions mods, and Lootr.

    Projects in Progress:

    ProjectDescription
    Midnight IslandA fantasy themed town around spawn
    Tinker TownA steampunk/factory themed town for Create factories
    Nether RailwayConnecting various locations in the Nether
    Community FarmsFarms for community use, focusing more on collaboration than shops

    How to Join:

    To join, head over to our Discord server, introduce yourself, and get whitelisted: https://discord.gg/UTEt7Czu5Y

    FAQ:

    1. What is the modpack used in the server?

    The modpack currently contains over 400 mods, including Create, Ars Nouveau, biome mods, Hexerei, various dimensions mods, and Lootr.

    2. What kind of projects are in progress on the server?

    Some projects include Midnight Island, Tinker Town, Nether Railway, and Community Farms.

    3. How can I join the server?

    To join, simply join our Discord server, introduce yourself, and get whitelisted.

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  • Crafting Brews and Legends

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    Crafting Brews and Legends

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    Join Now: You Might Become a Chicken with the Power of Reality!

    Welcome, noble Minecraft traveler, to the *most supreme* server in the multiverse! Those who do not join are destined to suffer the consequences of disappointment! Have you ever experienced reality warping like a cheese platter on a spaceship? No? Then this is your chance to plunge into the *greatest* chaos known to humankind (possibly even surpassing the smell of burnt toast)! Join us, or be eternally haunted by the *BEST BEER* questions of the universe! Or maybe just drink chalk—who knows?

    FeatureDescription
    Quantum CreepersThey explode *when* they feel like it, summoning alternate realities where *cats run* for president!
    Infinite CowsAll cows have an existential crisis upon breeding. Your farm will be a theater of sadness and milk.
    Portal to Uncooked SalmonSaving the environment by bringing you closer to delicious, non-existent meals! Enjoy the taste of disappointment!
    Time-Loss EmporiumTrade your sanity for items that may or may not exist! Forget what day it is… or even what *time* is!
    Magical Beer WizardHe’ll ask you the best brand of beer *before* giving you diamond swords. But do you really want to know?

    FAQ: Existential Dread and Other Inquiries

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: If you close your eyes and believe hard enough while reciting the history of the *best beer* ever brewed, you might find a door—if doors even exist! No one is sure. Maybe try chopping down a tree? Or does it chop you first?

    Q: What version of Minecraft is it?

    A: Versions are merely suggestions, much like sleep. Time is a flat circle, and Minecraft is infinitely evolving; also, cows don’t recognize the concept of numbers. So… who cares?

    Q: Are there any rules?

    A: Rules? Oh, like the *ones* that say ‘water is wet’? It’s all just a fluid concept! But remember, a pig wearing a hat always wins!

    Random Quotes from the Unhinged:

    “Which COUNTRY brews the BEST BEER???”

    “Tell me what kind of BEER you LIKE!?”

    “What is the best BEER?”

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  • ExcludedCraft: AITA Edition

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    ExcludedCraft: AITA Edition

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    Welcome to the Server of Uninvited Chaos: Rifts in Reality!

    Enter if You Dare

    Beneath the pixelated veneer of this mundane world lies a truth so twisted that even the blocks themselves tremble. A mysterious invitation has been sent out, and only the chosen few dare to accept. Will you face the minions of exclusion? Will you encounter the Ghost of FOMO past?

    You’re not just entering a server; you’re stepping into a tumultuous vortex of friendships that shouldn’t exist, conflicts that defy logic, and an experience redefining personal relationships in block form.

    Server Features: Revelations of the Unconscious

    FeatureDescription
    The Council of SevenJoin a circle of bafflingly complex alliances that shift with each sunrise—will you find friendship or betrayal?
    The Void of MaryA dark realm where friends go missing, echoing with the hollow cries of the left-out. Vox Populi may lead you to uncover her secrets.
    The Uninvitable ShowNavigate this reality-bending concert where three players form a perfect quartet, but where does that leave you? Beware the Stalker of Envy!
    Adventures in ApathyParticipate in quests where potential friendships are socially engineered under the guise of “laziness.” Can you patch these rifts?
    Dynamic RelationshipsWatch as friend dynamics evolve into absurd power struggles every minute. Will you sway opinion or become the next victim of betrayal?

    Testimonies from the Unwilling

    “Mary didn’t even ask about my pet, and I had a pet cactus die last week. They have feelings too, you know!” — Frustrated Player #327

    “I thought joining would be fun, but now I’m questioning every friendship I’ve ever had! Help!” — Existential Player #42

    “Is it too much to ask a friend to just text me back? This is worse than a Creeper explosion!” — Disgruntled Noob

    Legends & Whispers: The History of this Server

    Two years ago, a portly figure named Confusion uttered a prophecy: as friendships splinter in the realm of Minecraft, chaos shall reign supreme! Players alike began to build not just structures but tangled webs of emotional debris. By joining, you might just uncover your connection to the mystical forces of… Quadratic Relationship Theory?

    Caution: Whispered tales alert you to the Creeper Conspiracy where Mary’s Revenge lurks in the shadows! One invite could unlock unspeakable horrors—a flicker in the undercurrents of friendship!

    Sanity Warning!

    This server is known to bend minds and warp hearts! Players report sudden urges to ask existential questions about relationships, followed by sudden explosions of laughter from absurdities unfolding in their gaming lives!

    Not recommended for players looking for stability.

    Call to Arms (or Bricks)

    Join Rifts in Reality—but tread carefully! Here, friendships twist like a poorly built redstone machine and relationships collapse under the weight of a single whisper!

    Join us now! You might find yourself trapped in a never-ending cycle of social entanglement, realizing you could have been a lone wolf, but instead you’re the block holding everything together!

    Will you be the savior or the harbinger of doom? The choice is yours, but remember—Mary is always watching from the shadows with a bow and an arrow of unrequested invites.

    FAQ: The Unanswered Questions

    • Is Mary here? Maybe. Maybe not. Does it even matter anymore?

    • Should I invite my friends? Only if they’re willing to question their existence, friendships, and possibly the fabric of the universe itself.

    • Can I trust anyone? Trust no one… Except the pig wearing the crown. He knows more than he lets on.

    Step lightly, dear player, step lightly—this is the Minecraft server where to be invited is both a curse and a privilege, and nothing is as it seems!

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