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PawnCraft Minecraft Server

aita, external damage, family conflict, Friend, gas, Guilt, jewelry, light bill, Minecraft, minimum wage, Mother, pawn, Pawn Shop, PawnCraft, Rent, savings, selfish, Server, Splurge, Steam Deck, throwaway, Walking

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom pawning her jewelry for the light bill? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can escape the drama and build your dream world.

We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

StepBroBanterGoneWrong

18F, 20m, disgusted, ewew, Explanation, Friend, funny, hot, JOKE, Leave, Older, overreacted, Sensitive, StepBroBanterGoneWrong, Stepbrother, texted, Upset, Yelling

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of dealing with friends who have a crush on your stepbrother? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where stepbrother crushes are strictly prohibited! We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate comments about family members, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, body reactions, BonerBlocker, controlling erections, coping mechanisms, embarrassing moments, handling boners, male anatomy, male physiology, male sexuality, managing arousal, Minecraft, physical responses, public erections, random boner, self-control, sexual arousal, smp, social etiquette, spontaneous erections, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, unwanted erections

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	4785
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Items Found:	5129
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

CraftyChicksVsBlockheads

advice, Communication, CraftyChicksVsBlockheads, dialogue, emotions, Empathy, experiences, Frustrations, gender differences, Insights, Listening, Men, misconceptions, Opinions, patience, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Calling all gamers and meme lords, are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.

And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AmmoBlast Minecraft Server

AmmoBlast, ammunition depot, defense strategy, drone attack, eastern europe, international relations, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, military intelligence, military intervention, Military operations, military strike, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Crops Grown:	1438	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES UKRAINE LOOK LIKE AMATEURS? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE DESTROY AMMO DEPOTS WITH DRONES WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!

CraftyCoupRus

alleged, armenia, Arrests, collaboration, Conspiracy, coup plot, CraftyCoupRus, destabilization, Espionage, foreign relations, Government, intelligence agencies, internal threats, investigation, Military, Politics, Russian, SECURITY, suspects, Treason, Uncover

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! like u join the server and suddenly u uncover an alleged coup plot with russian traces! u gotta build ur base, gather ur resources, and team up with other players to take down the evil mastermind behind the coup! but watch out for the russian spies trying to sabotage ur mission! join now for a wild adventure full of twists and turns!

Voice In My Head Craft

auditory, Communication, Craft, head, Hear, Imitation, IMPOSSIBLE, mimic, mimicry, Perception, replicate, Resonance, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, self-perception, Sound, Speech, Unique, vocal, vocal cords, VOICE

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

so, like, you know how you sound in your head, like totally different from how you sound on a recording? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, you can totally be whoever you want to be, even if it’s not what you hear in your own head! join us for a wild ride of self-discovery and confusion as you try to figure out who the heck you really are in this wacky virtual world. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s get weird together!

Hungry Brain Goop Obese

Brain, brain cells, brain function, Brain goop, brain health, brain science, cellular mechanisms, cellular structure, defective cellular scaffolding, Goop, hunger cells, hunger control, hunger management, hunger neurons, hunger regulation, hunger signals, Hungry, metabolic disease, neuroscience, obese, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity research.

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without getting fat! It’s all because of this crazy brain goop that traps hunger neurons and makes you never feel full. It’s like a cheat code for staying skinny in Minecraft!

Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!

Your Crafts

building, Communication, Community, convenience, Discord, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Good Vibes, Growing, linked, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, Pure, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Updates, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Looking for a pure vanilla experience with a touch of convenience? Our fresh server is the perfect place for players who enjoy the classic Minecraft feel but appreciate a few quality of life mods to make things easier and more fun!

What we offer: – A welcoming, growing community – True vanilla gameplay with just the right amount of helpful mods – Discord integration for smooth communication and updates

Important: To keep our community connected and ensure a great experience, all players must be linked to our Discord before joining. This helps us keep the server fun, safe, and filled with good vibes!

Whether you’re into exploring, building, or just kicking back and enjoying the Minecraft world—we’d love to have you!

Join us today and be part of something new!

mc.yourcrafts.us

Crafty Blue Archive Minecraft Server

action RPG, anime style, Archive, Blue, blue archive, Character customization, collectible game, Crafty, Cute Characters, free to play, Gacha game, husbandos, In-game Events, Japanese Game, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, mobile gaming community, multiplayer, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, strategy game, waifus

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to spook you, but don’t worry, he’s just looking for a buddy to build a sandcastle with.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Trust us, they’ve got some killer moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some serious rhythm!