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DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

BroArrested Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Buildings Constructed:	40	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where the stakes are high and the adrenaline is pumping!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to keep track of a brother on a Xanax and fentanyl bender. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re searching the streets at 3am for your brother passed out in his car!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of narcan to go around in case things get too crazy. And if you ever feel guilty about causing chaos and mayhem, just remember that it’s all part of the fun on our server.

So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only thing more unpredictable than the gameplay is trying to keep a drug-addicted brother alive. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

CreeperDinnerDrama

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449	Emeralds Found:	870
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only block-building fun awaits! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Looking for a place to escape your dysfunctional family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity without any judgment. No need to worry about your parents showing up uninvited to ruin the fun – they’re banned from our server!

Join us and build your dream world, free from the drama and toxicity of real life. Who needs a family when you have a community of fellow gamers to support you? Don’t wait, join now and leave your past behind – just like our server owner left his family drama in the dust. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

FamSecrets Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	221	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9997
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77

Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the shocking truth behind your family’s mysterious secret! Rumor has it that your great-great-great-grandpa was actually a secret agent for the Ender Dragon, and he left behind a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful inheritance? Or will you be thwarted by rival players who will stop at nothing to uncover the truth? Join now and embark on the craziest family reunion adventure of your life!

CraftingCashWaste

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Gods Slained:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless potions and enchanted gear that just end up breaking anyways? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to wasting money on pointless items that do nothing but clutter your inventory. Instead, embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Diamond Bacon” that grants you infinite health and the ability to fly like a majestic pig.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Chicken Jockey Army” where you can ride into battle on the backs of chicken-mounted warriors as you fight off hordes of evil creepers and zombies.

So why waste your diamonds on boring gear when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where explosions are a daily thing just like in houthi-controlled hodeidah port! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here. we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and non-stop action. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see why everyone is talking about our server!

AustrianCraft2021

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Divine Spears Created:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7642
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Villages Defended:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life politics and immerse yourself in a world where the far right in Austria is actually a group of friendly villagers who just want to trade potatoes for emeralds!

we have custom plugins that turn every election race into a thrilling minigame where you have to navigate through obstacles and answer trivia questions to secure your victory.

if you join now, you’ll get a special limited edition skin of a politician riding a llama into battle, because why not?!

so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!

Blocky Racers vs Speed Cams

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crops Grown:	5432
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

LOL, imagine a Minecraft server where the police be stoppin’ more Black drivers than anyone else! But don’t worry, our speed cameras be totally unbiased and just issuin’ tickets left and right like Oprah givin’ out cars! Come join the chaos and see if you can outrun the popo or outsmart them cameras, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you wanna be here? Join now before the pigs start flyin’ away without ya!

⛏️ A Far Lands Apart: Where Biomes Collide and Players Hide, A Grand Vanilla Adventure for Grown-Ups! 🌲

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	116	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Farlands Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Farlands
Server Type	Minecraft Realm
Snapshot Version	Latest Minecraft Snapshot

Current Datapacks

Treefeller
KeepSomeInventory
Anti-Creeper Grief
Player Heads
Husks drop sand
Anti-Endermen Grief
Mob Heads
Track Raw Stats
Anti-Ghast Grief
Mini Blocks (stonecutter)
Crafting Tweaks
Double Shulker Shell
Silence Mobs (nametag named silence me)
Armored Elytra
Bat Membranes

Experience

Farlands is a server for friends playing Minecraft together, focused on community-building and relaxation.

Why Realms and Snapshots?

The decision to use Realms and Snapshots was made to keep the server simple and closely aligned with the latest updates.

Why Join Us?

If you enjoy Minecraft for its creativity and want to play with friendly people, apply to join Farlands!

The Future

The server may grow beyond Realms in the future, but the core values of community and simplicity will remain.

Apply Here

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””> RetroCraft Minecraft Server””

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of dealing with pesky Zoomer Nu-Coders and their fancy emulators? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those Zoomers in the dust as you embark on epic adventures and build the craziest creations imaginable.

Forget about saving your game files in some obscure NuZoomStudios folder, on our server your saves will be guarded by a mighty dragon who only accepts offerings of diamond blocks. And if you ever get tired of building, you can challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square for the chance to win a pet llama named Larry.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Zoomer Nu-Coders and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness!

It’s Good Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Alien Abductions:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it. Trust me, those bunnies are no joke.

2. Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the chicken, you win a prize!

3. We have a floating island in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix of Hunger Games and Mario Kart, but with way more bacon.

4. Our server events include a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most ridiculous structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets to ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a crown made of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! It’s good, but in a totally bonkers way.