DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

4chan, autistic, Board, complaining, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, funny, Hear, least, least retarded board, menial shit, nagging, niggers, non autistic, non autistic people, retarded, retards, Skills, Social, stupid, tired, tired of, trannies

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	264	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

RetroRegretCraft

10. Looking back, 11. Changing the past, 12. Moving forward, 13. Letting go, 14. Time machine, 15. Opportunities missed, 16. Revisiting the past, 17. Future planning, 18. Making better choices, 19. Wisdom gained, 2. Regrets, 20. Lessons learned., 3. Reflection, 4. Past mistakes, 5. Personal growth, 6. Learning from the past, 7. Self-improvement, 8. Second chances, 9. Life decisions, RetroRegretCraft, time travel

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of living with regrets and wishing you could turn back time? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Travel back in time 10 years and change the course of history in the most epic way possible. Want to stop the invention of the selfie stick? Done. Want to convince everyone that planking is the new national sport? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our time-traveling Minecraft server. Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

defence spending, DefendCraft, defense budget, defense expenditure, defense investment, defense planning, defense policy, defense strategy, eastern europe, european union, Foreign Minister, gdp, military budget, military capabilities, military defense, military modernization, Minecraft, national security, nato, Poland, security measures, Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	961
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

so like, this server is like the POLAND of all Minecraft servers, like seriously. we gonna be spending 5% of our GDP on defense in 2025, just like the foreign minister said. but like, instead of defending against creepers and zombies, we gonna defend against trolls and griefers.

join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic battle for survival in Minecraft history. we got crazy weapons and armor, like diamond swords that shoot fireballs and armor made out of dragon scales.

plus, our foreign minister is a total badass. he once fought off a whole army of skeletons with just a pickaxe and a stack of porkchops. true story.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a troll or a griefer, in which case you’ll regret it big time.

MapCraft: Secret Ops – G7 Response

#covert operations, Canada, Chinese diaspora, Chinese police, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign affairs, G-7 response, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, intelligence, international relations, intimidation, investigation, MapCraft, Monitoring, Ops, Ottawa, response, secret, secret operations, SECURITY, Stations, Surveillance

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, even the Canadian government is talking about it? well, this server is so epic that even China is trying to spy on us! they got secret police operations and stations set up to try and intimidate us, but we just keep building and mining like nothing can stop us! Ottawa is all like “we gotta tell the G-7 about this server” but we just laugh and keep playing. come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about! plus, we got free diamonds for new players! #minecraftdrama #spyonthis

KetchupCraft: Blind Squirters United

accessibility, adaptive tools, assistive technology, Blind, bottles, braille labels, condiment dispensers, condiments, cooking aids, daily tasks, disability, INDEPENDENCE, ketchup, KetchupCraft, kitchen aids, low vision, sensory perception, Squirters, tactile feedback, United, vision loss, visual impairment, visually impaired

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

join dis epic minecraft server where u can squirt ketchup out of bottles like a pro blind person! we got flying pigs, dancing zombies, and a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and tacos! u can ride a llama into battle against evil chickens and build a house made entirely of cake! plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes to all who join. come join the fun and experience the madness for yourself!

RabbitHoleCraft

Algorithms, autoplay feature, content discovery, content recommendations, digital platforms, extreme content, Media consumption, OCVPs, online content, Online content viewing platforms, online safety, personalized algorithms, rabbit holes, RabbitHoleCraft, responsible design, study findings, user behavior, user control, user experience, viewing habits

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can go down rabbit holes like Alice in Wonderland! Our autoplay feature will have you falling into crazy adventures and discovering extreme content you never knew existed. Explore mysterious lands, battle fierce monsters, and build the most epic creations with your friends. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

AlexandriaSMP – Where creepers run for mayor, 16 cat years old approved with dynamite maps! Join the chaos!

AlexandriaSMP, APPROVED, cat, Chaos, Community, Competitions, creativity, CREEPERS, Decisions, Discord, dynamite, Economy, Events, Gaming, INCLUSIVE, Join, Maps, Mayor, Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Map, PvP, rollback capabilities, RUN, Secure, Server, shopping, smp, Support, Voting, Website, Years

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Crops Grown:	4147
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Community Driven	Every major decision is voted on by players, ensuring a democratic and inclusive environment.
Anti-Griefing Measures	With CoreProtect, we maintain a secure server with robust anti-griefing and rollback capabilities.
Online Map	Navigate our expansive world with ease using our online map http://136.243.217.194:8123.
Regular Events	Enjoy bi-weekly activities such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging.
Shopping District	Participate in a thriving in-game economy with our well-organized shopping district.

Join AlexandriaSMP and be part of a vibrant, supportive community that prioritizes creativity, respect, and player-driven decisions.

Visit our website and apply via our Discord: Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join AlexandriaSMP?

To join AlexandriaSMP, visit our website and apply through our Discord server.

2. Are there any anti-griefing measures in place?

Yes, we have implemented CoreProtect to ensure a secure server with anti-griefing and rollback capabilities.

3. Can I participate in events on the server?

Absolutely! We host regular events such as building competitions and PvP tournaments for all players to enjoy.

4. How does the in-game economy work?

Our server features a well-organized shopping district where players can participate in a thriving in-game economy.

PixelPedo Minecraft Server

Abuse, children, crime, criminal, criminal act, Dangerous, Exploitation, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, illegal, IMMORAL, Justice, law, Minecraft, pedophilia, PixelPedo, Prevention, Protection, Server, society, taboo, UNACCEPTABLE, Unethical

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ores Mined:	4851	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Animals Bred:	169	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for a wild ride where the rules are made up and the possibilities are endless. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course – we don’t want any messy clean-ups). Remember, on our server, anything goes – except for griefing, because that’s just not cool.

RetroCraft: Minecraft Server

1980s, alternative timelines, autism, coding, gaming industry, historical, longing for the past, making money, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old school, personal growth, Reincarnation, Retro, RetroCraft, Self Discovery, Server, special interests, Technology, time travel, video game development, vintage, Wishful thinking

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of llamas ruining your Minecraft experience? Do you wish you could go back to the good old days of coding when it was cool and new? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and travel back in time to 1980 where your autism is still intact and video game development is the hottest thing around. No llamas to be found here, just pure, unadulterated fun as you build, create, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the possibilities are endless and the llamas are non-existent. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LiarLairHeroHair

aunt, bullying, depression, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, Gaslighting, hero complex, LiarLairHeroHair, mental health, neglect, parental favoritism, scapegoat, self worth, sibling rivalry, stepfamily, Stepfather, stepmother, toxic family

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7873	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Farms Harvested:	504	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like the forgotten stepchild? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of being left out and ignored just like in this wild family drama.

Just like the OP, you’ll have the opportunity to be overshadowed by other players who get all the attention and treats while you’re left in the dust. But don’t worry, our server also offers the chance to stand up for yourself and maybe even find a way out of the chaos.

So come join us and see if you’re the real hero of this crazy story! Who needs a loving family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Let the drama unfold!

MineCraze Server: “Sick from mining too much!”

absurd excuses, bizarre reasons, calling out of work, comical excuses, crazy excuses, creative excuses, far-fetched excuses, funny excuses, humorous excuses, MineCraze, Mining, odd excuses, offbeat excuses, outlandish excuses, ridiculous excuses, Server, sick, silly excuses, strange excuses, unconventional excuses, unusual excuses, wacky excuses, weird excuses, work excuses

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Towns Built:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Well, forget calling out of work for a boring reason like being sick or having a family emergency. Join our Minecraft server and call out of work because you got lost in a virtual jungle and can’t find your way back to your computer! Or maybe you’re too busy building a giant statue of a chicken that’s attacking a village of pigs. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! So come join us and make up the most outrageous excuses for calling out of work – your boss won’t know what hit them!

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