> Dude what if we removed all talk, team… Minecraft SMP: NoChatNoTeam

multiplayer, map timer, dude, REMOVED.., Competitive Gaming

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve banned all forms of communication, team switching, and even limited the rounds to only 2 because talking to the other team was just too much fun! And don’t even get us started on that horsefucker Jill – she caused way too much drama. Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable twists and turns, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hilarious time!

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SisCraft: No Therapy for You!

Mental health resources, Burnout, Therapy, family dynamics, Mental health advocacy

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world of blocks and adventures!

Join our server for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – we also offer virtual therapy sessions for those who need a break from their real-life responsibilities.

Imagine a world where you can leave behind all your worries and focus on crafting the perfect pickaxe. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun, away from the chaos of everyday life.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave your real-life drama at the door. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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HauntingHilarity Minecraft SMP

ghostly antics, hauntingly, funny, HauntingHilarity, spooky humor

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, the other day, I saw a player riding a chicken while juggling diamonds, it was insane! And the best part is, there’s a secret haunted house in the spawn area where ghosts come out and prank players. Like, one time, a ghost turned all the pigs into flying pigs and they started raining bacon, it was hilarious! So if you want to experience the most ridiculous and wacky adventures, you have to join this server, trust me, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyConfidence

16. Seeking validation from others, 4. Speaking softly, CraftyConfidence, 3. Nervous fidgeting, 14. Avoiding taking risks

Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to boost your confidence and make you feel like the ultimate block-building boss! Join us and watch as your confidence levels skyrocket faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

On our server, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to walk around with your head held high, knowing that you are the master of all things pixelated. Say goodbye to those subtle signs of insecurity like awkwardly shifting in your seat or nervously twirling your hair – on our server, you’ll be strutting around like a Minecraft model on the virtual catwalk.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond block somewhere in the depths of our server, just waiting for a brave adventurer like yourself to uncover its sparkly secrets. So put on your mining helmet and get ready to dig your way to confidence and riches beyond your wildest dreams!

Join us on our server and watch as your confidence soars to new heights, all while having a blast with fellow blockheads who share your passion for all things Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure – join us today and become the fearless, confident Minecraft champion you were always meant to be!

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Ukraine Uproar: Minecraft Mayhem

School textbook, aggression, History, Propaganda, Europe

so like, u know how russia is always doing crazy stuff? well, on this server, we take it to the next level! we have a whole storyline where russia is like, “oh no, we were totally forced to march into ukraine, it wasn’t our fault!” like, can u even imagine?

join our server for the most wild and wacky adventures, where you can be a part of the russian army and march into ukraine (totally against your will, of course). build your own propaganda posters and spread fake news to the other players.

we even have a special quest where you have to find putin’s missing shirtless horseback riding photo. it’s a real challenge, let me tell ya.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as russia’s excuses, come join us! we promise you’ll have a blast (and maybe start a world war or two).

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Younger Men, Older Women – The Minecraft Server

Men, younger, gender, Women, desirable

lmao this server is like a dating site but for minecraft players 😂 u know how women say they want older dudes but then they see a young stud and they’re like “damn he fine”? well that’s what this server is all about 😏 come join and find ur minecraft soulmate, age is just a number baby 💕 plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground club where we party with creepers 🎉 join now and find love in the blocky world 🤣 #minecraftlove #ageaintnothingbutanumber

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Holmcraft

Progression, Treasure, Roleplay, Holmcraft, RPG

Welcome to Holmcraft – Build Your Legacy!

Features:

Feature	Description
Clans to Kingdoms	Start as a clan leader, grow your influence, and rise to rule as a kingdom.
Custom Items	Discover powerful weapons, armor, and tools with unique abilities.
Custom Quests	Dive into handcrafted quests with immersive storylines and unlock rewards.
Dynmap Integration	Track your progress in real-time on the world map.
PvE & PvP	Explore, fight mobs, and engage in battles with other players.
Roleplay & Lore	Shape the server’s story through alliances, wars, or peace.
Community Events	Join battles, kingdom sieges, treasure hunts, and more!

Why Holmcraft?

Unique progression system
Active and welcoming community
Endless possibilities with custom features
Your story shapes the world

Apply now and become part of the adventure:

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/PMKu395GxZ

Whether you’re a strategist, a builder, or a warrior, Holmcraft offers a new take on the medieval Minecraft experience. Will you rise to the challenge and leave your mark on history?

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by applying through our Discord server. Click the Discord link above to join.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules are available on our Discord server.
Can I play solo on the server?	While the server encourages teamwork and alliances, solo play is also possible. You can choose your preferred playstyle.
Is there a limit to the number of players in a clan?	There is a limit to the number of players in a clan to maintain balance and fairness in the gameplay. Details on clan limits are provided in the server guidelines.
What kind of events are hosted on the server?	The server hosts various community events such as battles, sieges, treasure hunts, and more. These events offer opportunities for players to engage with each other and the gameplay world.

Time Warp Odyssey 1.20

wrong period, self esteem, body shaming, thin shaming, historical

Bruh, join this Minecraft server cuz we got all the thicc blocks you need to build up your skinny ass self into a chonky legend! No more flat builds, only elegant creations that will make everyone jealous of your pixelated curves. Get on this server and start flexing those blocky gains, no more skinny shaming here, only thick vibes for days!

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MomSaidNoBookBuyAnyway

buy a book, stepdad, sexual content, INDEPENDENCE, unhinged narrator

Are you tired of your parents treating you like a child? Do you want to unleash your inner unhinged narrator? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can be as sexual as YOU want, just like in the book your mom won’t let you read. We promise not to censor your creativity, unless it’s too crazy even for us. So come on, sneak behind your parents’ backs and join us for a truly insane adventure!

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ServiceIndustrySMP

Hospitality, Retail, ServiceIndustrySMP, Restaurant, back of house

Bro, if you see someone who can stack blocks like a pro in Minecraft, you know they’ve been grinding in the service industry. Like, they’ve probably served so many virtual burgers and virtual drinks that their block-stacking skills are on point. Join our Minecraft SMP if you wanna learn the secret art of stacking blocks like a service industry pro. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamond blocks we find. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet diamond loot. So come join us and let’s stack some blocks together, bro!

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Nochatnoteam

Welcome to Holmcraft – Build Your Legacy!

Features:

Why Holmcraft?

Frequently Asked Questions