nle choppa funny – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Air Pollution & Brain Damage: The Blocky Saga

Air, air pollution, air quality, blocky, Brain, brain damage, brain development, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Damage, Environment, health, neurological disorders, neurology, Pollution, pollution effects, Pollution impact, pollution research, pollution studies, research, respiratory health, Saga, Science, STUDIES

Are you tired of breathing in all that dirty air in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the air is so clean, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in pure oxygen straight from the heavens! Plus, all that fresh air will make you feel so smart, you’ll be inventing new redstone contraptions like a mad scientist on steroids!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, it’s been proven to actually reverse brain damage! That’s right, all those times you accidentally walked into a cactus or fell into a pit of lava will be a thing of the past. Say goodbye to those embarrassing moments and hello to a brand new, super intelligent you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the cleanest air and smartest brain you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Folk Belief

13, Arrival, BELIEF, Community, excitedly, fit, folk, folk belief, Google form, Lore, Mods, optifine, Server, Small Community, smp, TBD, Tweaks, Vanilla, voice chat, Waiting, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Folk belief SMP is a server mainly focused on community and lore aspects, with little to no mods (simple voice chat, vanilla tweaks and Optifine). We already have a small community excitedly waiting for its arrival (TBD) and all you need to do to join our community is fill out the SMP Google Form to see if you would fit into the community (13+).

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Folk belief SMP?	Folk belief SMP is a Minecraft server focused on community and lore, with minimal mods.
What mods are allowed on the server?	Only simple voice chat, vanilla tweaks, and Optifine are allowed.
How can I join the server?	Fill out the SMP Google Form provided in the server overview section.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, the server is for ages 13 and above.

Ninja Neighbors – Cozy Beginnings 1.20.4

1.20.4, BEGINNINGS, cosmonaut, Cozy, Don’t Dress Up My Sweet Sweet Love, dress up, girl, Irina, kunoichi, love, loving, Manga, Nazeka Dousei Hajimemashita, NEET, neighbors, ninja, Poster, real, Respect, romcom, Romcoms, sweet love, Vampire, Vampire Cosmonaut

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! This girl on there is like, totally obsessed with Irina: The Vampire Cosmonaut and Don’t Dress Up My Sweet Sweet Love manga. Like, who even reads that stuff? But hey, she’s real and she’s on the server, so you know it’s gonna be lit! Plus, she’s all about that romcom life, so you know she’s cool. Get on this server and maybe you’ll find your own vampire cosmonaut romance, who knows? Just do it, man!

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SatanCraft Wedding Day

acceptance, atheist father, best friend officiant, catholic mother, community service, Day, defiance, Expectations, family conflict, freak wedding, metalhead officiant, non-religious family, resolution, same-sex marriage, SatanCraft, satanic temple, satanic wedding, supportive family, theistic religion, trans woman, values alignment, Wedding, wedding planning

Looking for a Minecraft server that defies expectations and is full of fun and freakiness? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you rebels out there! Just like how this couple wanted a wedding that was defiant and different, our server offers a unique experience that will leave you wanting more.

Join our server and experience a world where Satanist metalheads officiate weddings, where non-religious families clash over ceremony choices, and where trans women marry their lovely fiancees in the most epic way possible. And don’t worry, our server is all about fun and community service – just like The Satanic Temple!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and crazy as this wedding drama, come join us and let the chaos begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in the middle of your own crazy adventure. Join now and let the fun begin!

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PixelPanic2025

anxiety, apprehension, Challenges, CHANGE, concern, doubt, Economy, Environment, fear, Future, Global Issues, Government, Insecurity, leadership, next 4 years, PixelPanic2025, Politics, society, uncertainty, unpredictability, Worried

Are you tired of worrying about the future and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs to worry about the next 4 years when you can spend your time mining diamonds and battling zombies with your new online friends?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to train players for the impending zombie apocalypse. So not only will you have a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also be prepared to survive when the undead rise up and take over the world.

So why wait? Join our server now and start crafting your way to a brighter, zombie-filled future!

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First Lady’s Ball 1.21.2

1.21.2, AGES, Ball, Cultural significance, elegant gown, fashion statement, first lady, formal attire, formal event, glamorous outfit, historical moment, historical occasion, iconic moment, inauguration ball, lady’s, official event, political event, political figure, political history, powerful woman, presidential inauguration, public appearance, White House event

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like having the First Lady at an inauguration ball, but on steroids. And not just any steroids, like the ones that make you jacked up and ready to take on the world. It’s gonna be one for the Ages, man. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

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Elon’s Salute SMP

Communication, company culture, controversy, discussion, elon musk, Elons, employees, gossip, internal chatter, leadership, News, Opinions, reactions, rumor mill, salute, smp, social media, spacex, speculation, tesla, trending, Workplace

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well have I got the server for you! Picture this: you’re chilling in a virtual world with a bunch of cool peeps, building epic structures and fighting off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more! This server is run by employees of Tesla and SpaceX, so you know it’s gonna be out of this world (literally).

Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself pops in from time to time to check out our creations and drop some sick loot. Can you imagine the bragging rights of telling your friends that you built a virtual castle that got a thumbs up from the man himself? Plus, we have secret chats where we discuss all the juicy gossip about Elon’s latest projects and salutes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community this side of the galaxy. Trust me, you won’t regret it! And remember, always mine responsibly. Peace out, fellow gamers!

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CraftyLifeChanger

CraftyLifeChanger, Decision making, hindsight, impactful choice, life changing, life choices, life lessons, life-altering, life-changing decision, life-changing experiences, life-changing moment, personal development, personal growth, personal transformation, pivotal moment, self improvement, self reflection, significant impact, small decision, transformative decision, turning point

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server will change your life in ways you never thought possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak! Or how about participating in our daily llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots?

But that’s not all! Make a small decision to join our server and you could find yourself stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Who knew he had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your life changed in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible!

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MountainMadnessMC

captured, communism, communism in North Korea, Conflict, korean culture, korean history, Korean Peninsula, korean society, korean war, Military, MountainMadnessMC, Mountains, North Korea, Pow, prisoner of war, Pyongyang, south korea, South Korean army, testimony, War

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have more mountains than south korea. i mean, who even knew that was possible, right?

we got this one dude, like, he was captured in pyongyang or something, and he was like, “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, man.” and we were like, “dude, that’s so cool.”

and then there was this other guy who was like, “i only know south korea has fewer mountains than this server.” like, what even is that supposed to mean? who cares, just join the server and have a blast, man. it’s gonna be lit.

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Pixel Diabetic Depletion

all-cause mortality, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular mortality, chronic disease, clinical studies, depletion, diabetes complications, Diabetic, diabetic health, diabetic patients, disease management, health implications, health outcomes, Health research, Magnesium depletion, magnesium levels, medical findings, mineral deficiency, mortality rates, mortality risk, PIXEL, preventive measures, risk factors

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine so much magnesium that we have to deplete it just to keep the game balanced. but watch out, if you don’t join, you might suffer from all-cause and cardiovascular mortality in real life! trust us, our server is the key to immortality and epic gaming adventures. don’t be a diabetic patient, be a minecraft legend!

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