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Fresh Scented Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone smells like they haven’t showered in weeks? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict hygiene policy! We even have a virtual shower plugin where your character can lather up and smell fresh as a daisy. Join us and experience the sweet scent of success (and soap) as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory! Trust us, your nostrils will thank you. -
BrotherlyBanishment
Are you tired of dealing with misbehaving kids and looking for a break? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where your kids can’t spend your money on Call of Duty or steal your car to hang out with their girlfriend.On our server, your kids will learn valuable lessons like teamwork, resource management, and creativity as they build their own virtual world. Plus, they’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to cause any more trouble at home.
So why wait? Join our server today and give yourself the break you deserve. Who knows, maybe your kids will even thank you for sending them to our virtual paradise!
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CraftyCommiesVP2020
lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own empire just like maduro did in venezuela!!! china even congratulated him after he won the election, so u know it’s gonna be lit af here. build ur own dictatorship or overthrow the government, the possibilities are endless! join now and be a part of the madness! -
BoomerBowsAndBacks
Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where people over 40 in Japan throw their backs out while bowing? Well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house while dodging flying old folks with bad backs! It’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with more back pain! Join now for a chance to witness this hilariously absurd spectacle and maybe even join in on the fun! Who needs normal Minecraft servers when you can have this level of insanity?! Let’s get weird, baby! -
SimplyCity – Where you spend more time claiming land than actually playing Minecraft
SimplyCity Minecraft Server
Server IP: 46.4.224.103:25776
SimplyCity is a semi-vanilla survival server that focuses on building an economy around player shops. Build your shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players. You can buy cosmetic ranks (e.g. /sit, /hat) and claim blocks from the store to support the server.
Some Features:
β Java Version 1.21 π¦ Semi-Vanilla Survival π Land Claiming Griefprevention plugin π¦ Player Shops Chestshop plugin ποΈ Create Your Town! Sell subclaims to players π No /tp and /home Only /spawn πΊοΈ Dynmap No End map to avoid overlooting π Pre-Generated Worlds To avoid lag π¬ Discord Server π₯ Ranks No pay2win FAQ
Q: Can I build my own shop?
A: Yes, you can build your own shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players.
Q: Are there any teleportation commands?
A: The server only allows /spawn command for teleportation. There is no /tp or /home commands.
Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?
A: Yes, the server has a Discord server where players can chat and connect with each other.
Q: Are there any pay-to-win features?
A: The server offers cosmetic ranks that can be purchased to support the server, but there are no pay-to-win features.
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BlockBusters Minecraft Server
Are you tired of feeling like absolute shit while jerking off? Do you want to experience the ultimate goonmaxxing experience without the sense of dread and sadness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and discover a world where you can goon for hours without feeling like garbage afterwards. Our server is filled with amazing builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who understand the struggle of goonmaxxing. So come on, join us and leave those feelings of dreed behind! -
WideFaceWonders Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of looking like a moonfaced Slavic plumber in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be if you want to be a Minecraft Chad! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into a pixelated Adonis with abs of steel and a jawline that could cut through obsidian.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the beast with nothing but a stack of pork chops and a diamond sword. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you too can learn the ways of the dragon whisperer and ride into battle on the back of your very own Ender Dragon.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm? These creepers have been trained in the ancient art of exploding on command, so you can rest easy knowing that your base is safe from harm.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Chad of the blocky world!