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BlockyBrainFarts

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	6441	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Crops Grown:	6711	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where the pigs ride on saddled chickens and the zombies break out into dance numbers when the sun goes down.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most mentally stimulating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow do the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on another server again.

EnergeticKidsMC

Accidents, Awareness, Caution, children, emergency room visits, EnergeticKidsMC, Environment, hazards, Injuries, Kids, outdoor activities, Parental Responsibility, Playground, Playtime, potential energy, Prevention, Protection, Risk, Safety, Safety Measures, supervision

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	249	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	New Chunks Explored:	646210

so, like, this server is, like, totally safe for kids, ya know? like, we got rid of all the potential energy so no more injuries happen, like, ever! join us and your kids will be, like, totally safe from harm, bro!

we even have a special potion that makes you invincible, like, seriously, you can’t die on this server! so come join us and live forever in minecraft land, where nothing bad ever happens, like, ever!

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else! so come join us and become the richest player in all of minecraft, bro!

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around on? yeah, it’s totally epic, so come join us and ride a dragon into battle, like a total boss!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft server of all time, where anything is possible and nothing bad ever happens, bro!

The Grand Historian’s Forgotten Passwords [roleplay]

Aqias, Battles, building competition, Claim Land, Commerce, Commercial, continent, Forgotten, Geopolitical, Glory, GRAND, historians, History, join us, Lore, Minecraft, nation, Other, passwords, Projects, Railway, residential, Roleplay, Server, Trade, world-building

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4290	Farms Harvested:	102
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cita_di_Octara
Discord	Join Now
Description	Welcome to the Grand Historian’s Records! We are a geopolitical roleplay minecraft server looking for players to join and participate in the world-building of the great continent of Aqias.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What can I do in the server?	– Claim land for your own nation – Write lore and history for your land – Engage in trade and commerce – Fight epic battles over the destiny of your country’s future – Build structures meant to last for centuries
Are there paid ranks and crates?	No, the server is staunchly anti P2W so there will be no paid ranks and crates.
What are ages in the server?	Ages are content updates for the server where changes are made to what can be sold in the shop, new areas are added to the map, and new plugins are installed.
How is the server’s performance?	The server is hosted with 5x Ryzen 9 7950X ensuring no lag spikes and crashes.
Where can I find more information?	– Discord – Wiki

MineDuelz Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 8, Banlists, Blue Eyes edition, database, Decklists, dng, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, master duel, Minecraft, MineDuelz, News, OCG, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, upcoming releases, vidya, Yugipedia

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Towns Built:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	574
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things crazy and hilarious! Join us for a wild ride filled with Blue Eyes White Dragon shenanigans and epic duels that will leave you in stitches.

Forget about building boring houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be summoning dragons and battling it out with other players in epic card duels. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to come near us!

Don’t miss out on the upcoming release of the Structure Deck: Advent of Blue Eyes – it’s going to blow your mind! And if you’re feeling lucky, join the AMC Cup 8 and show off your dueling skills to win some epic prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded

Dave Meltzer, professional wrestling, retarded, shoot, SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded, Sports Entertainment, wrestling, wrestling analysis, wrestling analysts, wrestling commentators, wrestling community, wrestling critics, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, wrestling insiders, wrestling journalism, wrestling news, wrestling observers, wrestling reviews, wrestling rumors

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ores Mined:	4235
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including Dave Meltzer trying to build a wrestling ring out of dirt and failing miserably because he’s SHOOT retarded.

But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, boundaries in marriage, Communication, Creepercraft, DISRESPECTFUL, FLIRTING, hitting on me, joking, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, setting boundaries, social situations, Tension, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, wife’s best friend

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	New Chunks Explored:	470345
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	29
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Are you tired of dealing with awkward love triangles in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only love triangles you’ll encounter are between you, your pickaxe, and that shiny diamond ore! No more flirty comments from your wife’s best friend, just friendly banter with fellow gamers who understand the true meaning of boundaries (hint: they involve blocks in the game, not in your personal life).

Join us now and leave the drama behind! Build your dream world without worrying about sitting on anyone’s lap or stealing anyone for a moment. Our server is a safe space where you can mine, craft, and laugh without feeling uncomfortable or disrespected. And hey, if you ever need to set boundaries with a creeper, we’ve got your back. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to real-life love triangles and hello to blocky adventures on our server!

RoomieRageCraft

Agony, aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cursing, Defeat, Disrespect, encouragement, exhaustion, friendship, Hiking, hurtful behavior, mountain hike, new friends, Pain, Respect, RoomieRageCraft, roommate conflict, rules, tailbone surgery, weight struggles

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

So, picture this: a Minecraft server where you can escape your real-life drama and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of living with a crazy roommate like Kayla. On this server, there are no strict rules like no drinking or hanging out with guy friends – in fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a place where you can curse, watch all the sex scenes and violence you want in movies and TV shows, and just let loose without judgment.

But wait, there’s more! Imagine going on epic virtual adventures like hiking a mountain, but without the pain and judgment from your roommate. You can shout “I’M HIKING A F * CKING MOUNTAIN!!!” at the top of your lungs and feel the relief as you conquer virtual challenges with your new online friends.

So, if you’re tired of dealing with real-life roommates like Kayla and want to escape to a world where you can be yourself without any restrictions, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures and freedom to be as wild as you want? Let’s conquer mountains together, one curse word at a time!

TV Show Fails Server

bad TV, disappointing TV, Fails, least enjoyable episode, least enjoyable show, least favorite episode, least favorite show, least liked episode, least liked show, Server, Show, Television series, Television Show, terrible episode, TV disappointment, tv episode, TV letdown, TV letdown episode, TV letdowns, TV series, worst episode, worst TV episode, worst TV show

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old TV shows with lackluster episodes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Forget about the worst episode of any television show, because on our server, every day is a new adventure. Want to participate in a llama fashion show? Done. How about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? We got you covered.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that on Netflix. Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Attack, BARRAGE, Conflict, Defense, Havoc, hezbollah, Hezbollah attack, idf, IDF officer, IDF soldier, Injuries, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, northern Israel, OFFICER, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, violence, War, Wounded

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Love Letters Sent:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchantments Applied:	75	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even hezbollah wants to join in on the action! our battles are so intense, they reach all the way to northern israel! join us and you might just end up in a real-life war zone, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! our pvp matches are so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re dodging rockets and bullets left and right! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of battle like never before!

DownUnderCraft

australian government, CounterTerrorism, downundercraft, emergency response, homeland security, intelligence agencies, law enforcement, national alert, national defense, national security, probable, public awareness, Public Safety, risk assessment, safety precautions, security measures, security protocols, terror alert, Terrorism, terrorist threats, threat level

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Oi mate, forget about all that seriousness, come join our Minecraft server instead! The only thing “probable” here is the chance of you having a blast! We’ve got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that breakdance, and skeletons that shoot arrows made of rainbows. Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually just a giant cuddly teddy bear. So what are you waiting for? Join now before the Australian government raises the cuteness threat level to ‘extreme’!