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Crafty Jew Crew – Where even rightwingers can’t resist the taste of our blocks!

anti-Semitic rhetoric, anti-semitism, Bigotry, blocks, conspiracy theories, corophillia, Crafty, CREW, discrimination, extremism, Hate Speech, holohoax, ignorance, intolerance, jew, Jewish shit, Nazis, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Resist, rightwingers, Taste, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1985	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!

CraftyTrades – LOL Edition

bug fixes, CONTENT, CraftyTrades, discussion, dlc, Edition, general, lol, Mods, News, nexusmods, ost, Patch, released, Rogue Trader, season pass, steam workshop, survey, update, Voiceovers, warhammer40k, Warrant of Trade, Wiki

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4021	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Crops Grown:	6844

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the Warhammer 40k universe to a whole new level with our Rogue Trader edition! Join us for epic battles, crazy mods, and DLC that will blow your mind.

Ever wanted to trade with aliens while riding a dragon? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our patch updates are so frequent, you’ll feel like you’re living in a time warp. And don’t even get us started on our OST – it’s so epic, it’ll make you want to slay dragons with a rubber chicken.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a warrant of trade when you have a Minecraft server this wild? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyFortniteCraze – Where Minecraft meets Fortnite in the most epic way possible!

#my hero academia, billie eilish, chapter 5 season 2, CraftyFortniteCraze, Epic, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Free Outfit, Homebase Status Report, Hotfix, Interactive map, Leaderboards, League of Villains, lego, lego fortnite, meets, Minecraft, Mission Alerts, myths and mortals, Next Song, Quests, rocket racing, Saeko, Season XP, Star Wars, Stat tracker, Store Rotation, stw, Survive the Horde

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3644	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with myths, mortals, and maybe even a few unicorns (if you’re lucky)! Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit because why not? Our store rotation is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous. And don’t even get us started on our interactive map and quests – you’ll be slaying dragons and saving princesses in no time!

But wait, there’s more! The League of Villains from My Hero Academia has emerged in Fortnite, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to take them down. And did we mention Rocket Racing? Play on two new epic-made tracks that will have you on the edge of your minecart seat.

Oh, and let’s not forget about the exclusive preview for Billie Eilish’s next song – it’s dropping on our server first! So what are you waiting for? Survive the horde, join the Fortnite Crew, and let’s build some epic memories together. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

LOLcraft: Normie-Free Zone

acceptable violence, anomaly, blood in media, Censorship, consequence free, desensitization, drops of blood, Entertainment, Fun, graphic content, kids show, LolCraft, Media, normalized ideas, normalized violence, NormieFree, PG-13 movie, Ratings, societal norms, societal standards, visible nosebleed, Zone

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is all rainbows and unicorns? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride where violence is not only accepted, but encouraged! We believe in letting loose and having a blast without worrying about consequences.

On our server, you can engage in epic battles with other players, build insane structures with no limits, and unleash your inner warrior without any judgment. We don’t shy away from a little bloodshed, in fact, we embrace it! So if you’re looking for a server that breaks all the rules and lets you live out your wildest fantasies, then come join us today! Who needs a visible nosebleed in a kids show when you can have a full-on battle royale in Minecraft? Let the madness begin!

Blocktopia: Where Perfection is Just a Pixel Away

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Emeralds Found:	2832
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4607	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so perfect that even the creepers wear tuxedos and the zombies do the Thriller dance instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From rainbow unicorns that shoot glitter out of their horns to flying pigs that drop bacon as they soar through the sky, you will never run out of fantastical beasts to marvel at.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies. Plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up that transports you to a land filled with diamonds and gold as far as the eye can see.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world so perfect, even Notch himself would be jealous!

Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with Extra Skelly Dancing and Zero Hacks 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anarchy, dancing, Discord, Duping, EU, Europe, EXTRA, HACKING, Hacks, Ip:, join today, map size, North America, Ping, players active, Renders, rules, Simply, Skelly, subreddit, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4740	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Simply Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
IP	https://simplyvanilla.net/
Players Active	30 to 70
Renders	Spawn / Nether / End

Overview:

Welcome to Simply Vanilla, the hack-free Minecraft anarchy server you have been looking for! We have been online since 2019 with an ever-growing history guaranteed by not doing any map resets ever. Our current map size of over 10 TB speaks for itself.

Join us today and experience the thrill of a truly vanilla Minecraft experience!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I hack or duplicate items on the server?

A: No, hacking and duping (except TNT, rails & carpet) are strictly forbidden and will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any map resets on the server?

A: No, we have never done any map resets since our launch in 2019.

Q: Is the server hosted in Europe?

A: Yes, we are hosted in EU, providing excellent ping for players in Europe and North America.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit our subreddit r/SimplyVanill, join our Discord here, and visit our website here.

Blocky Buddies 3

athletic competition, Basketball, basketball championships, basketball history, basketball legends, basketball stars, basketball teams, blocky, brooklyn nets, Buddies, golden state warriors, Kevin Durant, lebron james, los angeles lakers, NBA, professional athletes, sports, sports rivalry, sports superstars, stephen curry, the real big 3

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7105
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	395831
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because The real big 3 is here to shake things up in the world of blocky adventures!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, the pigs are trained professionals and won’t drop you mid-air (most of the time).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Llama Mafia, a group of stylish llamas who control the economy with their woolly prowess. Join them and become a llama tycoon in no time!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the dreaded Cactus Castle, where every block is made of prickly cacti and the only way out is by defeating the evil Cactus King in a dance-off.

So why wait? Join The real big 3 today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft Misfits: The Truecel Job

career, comfy job, dream job, family pressure, isolated cubicle, Job, meet women, Minecraft, misfits, neet life, opportunities, Positive, real job, service, shitty job, truecel, well paid

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7325
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring job with no chance of meeting women? Are you sick of your family pressuring you to be a corporate drone? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save you from a life of isolation and celibacy!

Join our server and become a virtual ladies’ man, where you can meet women every day without even leaving your house! Say goodbye to the cubicle life and hello to a world where the possibilities are endless (and the women are plentiful).

Don’t let your dreams of romance die in a sea of paperwork and deadlines. Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a world where anything is possible, including finding love in the most unexpected places.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into a virtual paradise where you can be the hero of your own story (and maybe even find the girl of your dreams). Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best life!

Blocky Booty Busters

blocky, BOOTY, Boundaries, Breakup, Busters, Closure, Cock, Communication Issues, cuck, Emotional rollercoaster, emotions, ended relationship, ex girlfriend, feelings, fuck buddies, Manipulation, mixed signals, moving on, playing along, Self Respect, self worth, slut, toxic relationship

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9153
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Tired of getting cucked in relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting cucked is the chickens! We’ve got so many chickens, you’ll never run out of eggs to throw at your ex! Plus, our community is filled with players who know the pain of getting cucked and are here to support you through it. So come on, join us and let’s cuck those chickens together!

Crafty Critters: Where Animals and Women Unite in the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Adventure, animal love, animal roleplay, animalistic, Animals, Beastiality, bestiality, Crafty, critters, Erotica, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, fictional feral creatures, Forbidden, kink, Minecraft, Naughty, NSFW, Roleplay, taboo, Ultimate, unite, wfag, Wild, Women, Women Fucking Animals General

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6489	Astral Projections Made:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	186544

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe your morals)? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and unforgettable moments.

Our server is so crazy, we have images of women getting it on with animals and fictional feral creatures. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and definitely not real life (we hope).

If you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, come join us for a wild and wacky time. Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door!