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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 9381 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 187123 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3451 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 53 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s most pressing questions like “How deep would someone have to go in water for their butthole to fail and let water in?” Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of the ocean and test the limits of our virtual anatomy.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Pirates, a group of players who sail the high seas in search of treasure and booty (pun intended). Join their crew and embark on epic quests filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater base where players can engage in intense battles using nothing but fish as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the depth of your butthole).
