Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds and golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start giving you compliments on your mining skills. Yeah, that’s the kind of wacky shenanigans you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely out of bacon. Yes, you read that right. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pigman King in a bacon-eating contest, he’ll grant you three wishes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the bacon-filled adventures begin!
if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into friendly kittens. plus, we have a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes and the grass grows cotton candy.
oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle? yeah, he’s pretty fancy. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything goes!
we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons until the sun comes up. and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with mutant cows and talking sheep.
trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. it’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories that will make even herobrine jealous.
Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any distractions from pesky partners who just don’t understand the importance of mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will blow up anyone caught arguing with their significant other while playing. So, if you want to avoid any explosive breakups, come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server in existence!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that anyone who finds this hidden treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow-colored sheep that drop stacks of emeralds when sheared. And don’t even get me started on the talking pigs that give out free enchanted armor to anyone who can solve their riddles.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and suddenly found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly pigs who taught them how to build a castle out of bacon. Another player stumbled upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds, but instead of keeping them for themselves, they decided to share with the entire server and everyone lived happily ever after.
So come join us and make all your Minecraft dreams come true! Who needs regrets when you can have epic adventures and bacon castles?
Brand new WIP server. Fresh Survival, Minigames, Creative, with daily rewards, ranks, custom commands, and more to come! Join today – pip.modded.fun – we are also looking for committed administrators.
50.20.255.228
Survivalrpg server, which you expect to join, we are trying to carry out this project
What do we offer you?
Clans nkup Arenaspvp Pve Coin, PvP Coin Economy, Virtual Economy Daily and weekly events RPG weapons with special attributes and attacks Protections Battle pass
sparking.mysrv.us
| Discord | https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk |
|---|---|
| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Overview:
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.
What makes this server different?
Ranks:
| A – Default Prisoner |
| B – $25,000 |
| C – $80,000 |
| D – $250,000 |
| E – $800,000 |
| Parolee – $1,500,000 |
| Citizen – $2,000,000 |
| Guard – Ensures safety, enforces rules |
| SrGuard – Seasoned Guard with privileges |
| Warden – Administrator |
| SrWarden – Senior Administrator |
Frequently Asked Questions:
What is a Guard?
Guards maintain order in the prison, protecting new players and enforcing rules such as no PVP, swords, potions, or bows. Violating rules can result in Guard actions.
How do I join a gang?
To join a gang, communicate with existing gang members and express interest in joining. The gang leader can then invite you to join.
Can I be a Guard on the server?
If you wish to become a Guard, you can apply through the server’s Discord channel. Guards play a crucial role in maintaining the prison atmosphere and enforcing rules.
We got more diamonds than your mom’s jewelry box and more creepers than your uncle’s weird basement.
Join us if you wanna build a house bigger than your ego and mine for resources like you’re trying to find a date on Tinder.
No wife, no problem – just craft, build, and survive with us in this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
So come on, join us and let’s make this Minecraft server the best thing since sliced bread (or at least since that time you accidentally set your house on fire in-game).
Our server is so chaotic, it’ll make you question if you’re dealing with a kid scamming for Robux or a creeper blowing up your base. But don’t worry, we’ve got medication for that – just like how she’s on meds for bipolar disorder.
Join us for a visit that’s more dramatic than a family feud over who gets the last diamond in the mines. And just like how her dad defends her behavior, we’ll defend your right to have a good time on our server.
So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about parenting – or at least how to deal with a scammer queen in the making!
our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. we have a secret underground base where herobrine likes to hang out and tell ghost stories to the endermen.
if you join our server, you might even find the legendary notch himself, crafting new updates and trolling the griefers. so grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because this server is about to blow your mind like a creeper in a minefield.
if you join our server, you will be blessed by the magical unicorn who will grant you three wishes. but be careful, one of those wishes will always backfire and turn you into a block of cheese for a day.
we have a maze made entirely out of diamonds and if you make it to the end, you will be greeted by a talking potato who will give you the secret code to unlock unlimited diamonds.
come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server. but beware, someone will cut in front of you in line at least once in your life.