Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where the only rule is to STREAM TONIGHT OR ELSE! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and CRAZY adventures.
Our server is home to the most INSANE players who will stop at nothing to DOMINATE the virtual world. From building GIANTcastles to battlingZOMBIE LLAMAS, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why should you join? Well, besides the fact that you’ll have a blast, we also have a secret stash of DIMENSION-HOPPING DIAMONDS waiting for you. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a CREEPER KING who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a DANCE BATTLE.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and STREAM TONIGHT OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!
Are you tired of the Lord tormenting you in your everyday life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the Lord is too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to bother with tormenting you! Join now and escape the wrath of the Almighty by building your own kingdom and living your best blocky life. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, the Lord will grant you three wishes – like a stack of diamonds, a pet zombie pigman, or even a real-life unicorn! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to divine torment forever!
Are you tired of your former classmates clowning on you for playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is so epic that even the coolest kids in school will be begging to join! Join us and build the most outrageous creations, like a giant statue of your math teacher made entirely out of diamond blocks. Show those haters who’s boss by dominating in epic PvP battles and becoming the ruler of the server. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave those former classmates in the dust!
Are you tired of Jehovah’s Witnesses knocking on your door every weekend? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict ban on Jehovah’s Witnesses! That’s right, no more interruptions while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from destruction.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the elusive rainbow sheep and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
Are you tired of your foreskin being longer than your patience waiting for it to shrink back to normal size? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We may not be able to fix your foreskin, but we can offer you a distraction from your genital woes with our epic gameplay and hilarious community.
Join us and escape the stress of researching redundant prepuce treatments! Build a virtual world where your foreskin can be as long as you want it to be (we won’t judge). Plus, who needs a girlfriend requesting circumcision when you have a blocky paradise to explore?
Don’t let your overgrown foreskin hold you back, join our server today and let the adventure begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a fellow player who can relate to your unique situation. So what are you waiting for? Let’s mine and craft our way to foreskin freedom!
Beautiful Shopping District, Nether Hub and Portal Room Plans
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End Dimension Frequently Reset for Elytra Finding
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No Cheating – Every Diamond Mined is Checked for X-Ray
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5th Season, Experienced, Active and Friendly Staff
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Optional Proximity Chat
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How to Apply
You can apply with the link below which will take you to the Discord where you can fill in a quick application! We accept all applications that are friendly and enthusiastic so don’t worry too much! Just be yourself and show us you’re interested and you’ll soon be on your way to becoming a part of the family! We have information on the discord about the server so you can make sure it’s the right place for you before you apply! See you soon!
https://discord.gg/ZdMH5Ft8BM
FAQ
Q: Is there a world border on the server?
A: Yes, the server has a 15K x 15k World Border with expansions.
Q: Are there any rules against cheating on the server?
A: No, cheating is strictly prohibited on the server. Every diamond mined is checked for X-Ray.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: You can apply through the Discord server by filling out a quick application.
Q: Is there a build team on the server?
A: Yes, there is a server build team and applications are encouraged from everyone.
Q: Are there frequent events on the server?
A: Yes, the server hosts frequent and engaging events such as base tours, build competitions, and game nights.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out and causes chaos like never before.
Imagine building your dream castle with Petra Gurin while Elira Pendora pranks unsuspecting players. Or teaming up with Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin to take on epic quests in the land of OBSYDIA.
But wait, there’s more! Join Ethyria and witness Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou battle it out in epic PvP matches. Or head over to Luxiem where Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma create the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen.
And don’t forget ILUNA, where Maria Mari0nette, Aia Amare, Aster Arcadia, Scarle Yonaguni, and Ren Zott0 show off their building skills in the most extravagant ways possible.
But that’s not all! XSOLEIL is where D_Dropscythe, Meloco Kyoran, Hex Haywire, Kotoka Torahime, and Ver Vermillion host the craziest parties and events you’ve ever experienced.
And if you’re feeling daring, head over to Krisis where Vezalius Bandage, Tyrant Vanta, and YuQWilsonTTT will lead you on the most thrilling adventures you’ve ever been on.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and all the other fags out there. Let’s make this the most epic Minecraft server in history!