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Heathen Papist Minecraft Server

Backlash, ceremony, controversy, cultural appropriation, Event, heathen, Infiltration, metal, Minecraft, Music, Official, Pagan, papist, Papist Church, Performance, protest, Religion, Server, St. Pachamama’s day, Traditional, varg vikerness, Vatican

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Varg Vikerness performing live in the Vatican on St. Pachamama’s day! That’s right, you can witness a legendary metal musician rocking out in the holiest of holies. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our Heathen-Papist Church fusion building competition. Who knew building a church could be so metal? So come join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

$50 Onn 1TB external SSD from Walmart Minecraft SMP

1tb, 50, affordable, Budget, Catch, data, Deal, DISCOUNT, EXTERNAL, external SSD, Minecraft, ONN, portable, Reliable, review, sale, smp, SPEED, SSD, Storage, Tech, Transfer, value for money, Walmart

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1499	Divine Spears Created:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of cake, or tame a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a monocle, and a lava parkour course that will test your skills and your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of madness and mayhem!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#youtube, ara ara, Bait, ceres fauna, Fauna, Fauna Archive, general, grasshoppers, love Fauna, Media, merch, Minecraft, outer wilds, PALS, PIXEL, saplings, Schedule, Server, stream status, STREAMS, suggested streams, twitter, unarchived streams, vods

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as outer space? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected encounters with aliens (okay, maybe just other players, but who knows what they’re hiding under those pixelated skins?).

With a schedule that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion and a Twitter feed that’s more entertaining than watching a pig race, you’ll never be bored on our server. Plus, with exclusive member VODs that are more addictive than mining for diamonds, you’ll never want to leave.

And if you’re missing our server when you’re offline, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered with our stream status website and even an “Ara Ara” button for those moments when you just need a little extra Fauna in your life. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

ADHD Minecraft SMP Prodigy

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Awareness, Challenges, coping mechanisms, Diagnosis, life impact, medication, mental health, Mental health advocacy, Minecraft, missed opportunities, neurodiversity, Prodigy, seeking help, Self Discovery, smp, stigma, Struggles, Support, Therapy, undiagnosed, wasted time

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Enchantments Applied:	176
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Alien Abductions:	5

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft SMP server? It’s like a chaotic ADHD dream come true! We’ve got so much going on, you’ll never get bored!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, when suddenly a herd of wild llamas come charging at you because they heard you have the best loot. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone accidentally fed one too many seeds?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases, where you can join a faction and plot against your enemies. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as pandas and had a dance party in the village square.

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP server and embrace your inner chaos! Who needs a diagnosis when you have a whole world of madness waiting for you?

Vlad’s Minecraft Server: Pay Up or Else!

anger, collection, consequences, creditor, DEBT, debtor, delinquent, Demand, finance, Frustration, loan, Minecraft, MONEY, OBLIGATION, overdue, owed, Pay, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Unpaid, vlad, Vlads

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Ores Mined:	2226
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Vlad is the ultimate mafia boss and he’s coming after you if you don’t pay up! Join our server to avoid getting on Vlad’s bad side and having to deal with his army of zombie pigmen. But hey, at least they know how to throw a killer party in the Nether! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of treasure if you’re lucky. Just remember, Vlad always gets his moneys…one way or another.

The Garbage Gang Minecraft SMP

4chan, Arguing, attention whores, booru, Bumping, chatroom, coloring, deliveries, dogpile, drawthreads, edits, FAQ, Gang, Garbage, General Drawthread, Harass, Introverts, Minecraft, popularity contest, rules, seconding, shitposters, smp, social blog, Spam, Trash, Trolls

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic, absurd, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We don’t tolerate any shitposters, attention whores, or “introverts” here – only the craziest of players allowed!

Join us if you’re ready to embark on wild adventures, like building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a volcano, or creating a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world!

But beware, we have a strict rule against dogpiling or harassing other players. Unless, of course, it’s in good fun and everyone’s laughing along. And don’t even think about using this thread as a social blog – take that drama elsewhere!

So come on, join us in this madness and let’s see what kind of outrageous creations we can come up with together. Just remember, no seconding or arguing about the state of the thread – we’re here to have a good time, not start a popularity contest. See you in the booru, where all our crazy creations live on forever!

Pug Mines and Pirate Finds

advanced enchantments, alliances, Auto pick/smelt, Cross-Play, Economy, Enhanced Chests, Fishing, Geyser support, job system, MCMMO, MysticMobs, Pirate Finds, player-driven economy, playermarkets, precious ores, Pug Mines, PvE, Pyro Fishing, Pyro Mining, Quest options, rare Mine treasures, Survival, survival skills, Trade, Treasure, upgradable hoppers, VAULT

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Magic Items Found:	3357
Players Killed by Monsters:	5938	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Dive into an adventurous Minecraft world where every treasure is earned, every trade matters, and every discovery counts. Forget pre-built shops—here, it’s all about player-driven economy and your survival skills. Buy, sell, and trade with other players to build your fortune or forge powerful alliances. Choose your path wisely, whether it’s mastering Pyro’ Mining/Fishing, uncovering rare Mine treasures hidden under each stone, or diving deep into the mines to find precious ores. – Enhanced Chests: Legendary 270 slots equivalent to 5 Double Chests, Extreme 2700 slots equivalent to 50 Double Chests. – Upgradable Hoppers available. – Advanced enchantments included. – Auto pick/smelt feature (can be turned off). – Geyser support for Bedrock players with a default port. – McMMO integration. – MysticMobs functionality. – PlayerMarkets for personal shops. – No /shop command available. – Job system implemented. – Quest options available. – Pyro Fishing and Mining activities. – Vault /pv 1+ feature.

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The Royal Crafter Minecraft Server

12th century, american history, ancient civilizations, archaeological evidence, armor, Coins, crafter, Exploration, folklore, Fortifications, Historical Mysteries, History, Legends, Minecraft, native americans, Ohio River Valley, Prince Madoc, royal, Server, transatlantic voyages, Usa, Welsh Indians, Welsh mythology, Welsh Prince

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no historical intrigue? Well, look no further! Join our server and uncover the ancient secrets of Prince Madoc, the Welsh Prince who apparently made it all the way to the USA in the 12th century. That’s right, forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be uncovering fortifications, ancient coins, armor, and who knows what else!

But that’s not all, rumor has it that the Welsh Indians are still roaming the Ohio River Valley, guarding the secrets of Prince Madoc with their lives. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the treasures for yourself? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who needs dragons and creepers when you have ancient Welsh warriors to contend with? Don’t miss out on the madness, join today!

Fan Love Minecraft SMP

acceptance, camaraderie, Community, compassion, encouragement, Fan, Fans, friendship, Inclusivity, Kindness, love, Minecraft, Nice, positivity, Respect, smp, sports fans, Sportsmanship, Support, teamwork, Unity, wrestling, wrestling fans

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	849	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate battleground for wrestling fans! Join us for epic battles and hilarious shenanigans as we build, mine, and wrestle our way to victory.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is guarded by a giant wrestling ring where players settle their differences with epic wrestling matches. Want to claim that prime piece of land? Better be prepared to step into the ring and show off your best moves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground wrestling league where players compete for rare resources and bragging rights. Think you have what it takes to become the ultimate champion? Only the bravest and most skilled wrestlers will survive the chaos of the underground arena.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where wrestling fans come together to build, brawl, and bond over their love of all things wrestling. Let’s show the world that even in the virtual world, we can be nice to each other – as long as we settle our differences in the wrestling ring!

BarrierMC

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	2424	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

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