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NahCraft: The Happening Minecraft Server

#venting, ANNOYING, art, autism, avatarfags, b.., blogposts, board culture, cat pictures, get along., global rules, gossip, Happening, Happenings, head canons, Minecraft, Moderators, MOTDoink oink, MSPaint comics, Nah, NahCraft, Not a Happening Thread, official /nah/, personal complaints, pork flavor edition, Q&A, Server, site meta, thread theme, Trash, User-generated content, voting results, yoga tips

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

GalacticPlasticFail

celestial bodies, cosmic pollution, environmental impact, extraterrestrial contamination, GalacticPlasticFail, interplanetary pollution, mars, microplastics, Moon, planetary protection, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution control, Space debris, space debris management, space environment, space exploration, Space missions, space pollution, space sustainability., Venus

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	216
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11

come join our server where we are doin some crazy sh*t like introducing MICROPLASTICS to the MOON and MARS! yea you heard that right, we are littering in SPACE! but dont worry, those lil plastic bits probably didnt survive the HEAT and PRESSURE on VENUS, so its all good. if you wanna be part of this wild adventure, join us now and let’s pollute the galaxy together! who needs clean planets anyway, are we right? lolz #spacepollution #minecraftmadness

MitochondriaCraft: EngraftedEndothelials

cell biology, Cell Survival, cell therapy, cell transplantation, cellular communication, cellular homeostasis, cellular metabolism, cellular repair, endothelial cell engraftment, EngraftedEndothelials, MitochondriaCraft, mitochondrial dynamics, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, Mitochondrial function, mitochondrial fusion, mitochondrial health, mitochondrial quality control, Mitochondrial transfer, mitochondrial turnover, mitophagy, organelle transfer, regenerative medicine

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where mitochondria are the key to survival and you gotta transfer them like a boss to engraft endothelial cells through mitophagy! Sounds crazy, right? Well, on this server, it’s a reality! Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s get those mitochondria moving, baby!

Entity Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Skyblock Roleplay Creative PvP Minigames Economy Towny Factions Parkour Pixelmon RPG Prison Adventure Hardcore Vanilla Modded Faction Wars Skywars Build Battles

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Welcome to Entity Network, a Minecraft server to provide you the best experience while playing with your friends. Embark on a journey filled with different adventures and obstacles and make unforgettable memories. Hope you have a great time in the server!

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Harmony Falls: Where creepers and llamas live in perfect harmony, until they explode. No resets, just llama drama. 1.20+ Java.

1.20, Adventure, Bosses, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Drama, Dungeon & Bosses update, Dungeons, Economy, Events, explode, Falls, Harmony, java, Journey, Live, Llama, Llamas, No Resets, perfect, Pets, proximity voice chat, PvE, PvP, Resets, RPG elements, smp, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3371
Dragon Eggs Found:	4628	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Server Details:
Version	Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls:

Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

Features	Description
Proximity Voice Chat	Harmony Falls uses Simple Voice Chat, allowing you to talk to other nearby players. However, this is optional.
Towny & Economy	Build your own town/clan, establish relations with other clans, and trade or wage war with other clans/players.
PvE & PvP	Engage in epic battles against mobs or challenge others in PvP arenas. PvP is toggle-able within Harmony Falls SMP.
Bosses/Dungeons	New INSANE bosses are being added all the time!
Pets	Join in and grab a little companion to venture with you in the world; from tiny bears, griffins, to dragons!
RPG Elements	Level up your skills, choose your path, and embark on epic quests. The server has MCMMO for a few skills.
Events	Participate in events, tournaments, and competitions to win prizes. Examples include hide and seek tournaments, murder mystery, and build competitions.

Join our friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Harmony Falls is all about creating lasting memories and epic adventures together.

See you in Harmony Falls!

FAQs:

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they are not game-breaking or give you an unfair advantage.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the rules section on our Discord or website for a list of rules.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP address provided and join our Discord community to get started.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the rules and guidelines of the server.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host various events, tournaments, and competitions for players to participate in and win prizes.

EldenCraft – /erg/ Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Calibration update, Character planners, Elden Ring General, EldenCraft, ERG, ergGenocided, Exploration, FANTASY, FromSoftware, George R.R. Martin, Group password, information document, Interactive map, Latest Patch, marika, Minecraft, open world, RPG, Server, well written villain

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Farms Harvested:	993	Magic Items Found:	1920
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Holy Grails Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is ruled by the infamous villain Marika! She’s like the Evil Queen of Minecraft, but with better fashion sense.

Join our server for the latest patch updates straight from the depths of the underworld. Our main information document is so top secret, it’s like finding the holy grail of Minecraft knowledge.

Need help planning your character? We’ve got character planners that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on our interactive map – it’s like Google Maps, but for the Lands Between.

Oh, and did we mention our group password? It’s so exclusive, it’s like getting VIP access to a secret society. So come join us and get ready to be genocided…wait, what? Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

GifCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, adult content site, adult entertainment, adult entertainment site, adult gifs, adult gifs site, adult website, Alternative, dead website, explicit content, GifCraft, Imagefap, Minecraft, NSFW, online porn, porn gifs, porn gifs alternative, porn site, pornographic content, pornographic gifs, pornographic images, Server, sex

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6536
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	420951	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	261	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Are you tired of searching for new porn gifs because sex dot com is as dead as a creeper explosion? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the ultimate alternative! We have a whole world of naughty content waiting for you to explore. From sexy pixelated villagers to scandalous sheep, you’ll never run out of new material to enjoy. And forget about Imagefap, that place is for noobs. Join our server for a truly wild and unforgettable experience. Just be sure to bring your diamond pickaxe, things are about to get steamy!

GrannyGriefers Minecraft Server

alcoholism, custody, emotional boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family history, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, family trauma, Father, Grandparents, GrannyGriefers, legal action, legal rights, Minecraft, neglect, parental death, Server, sibling relationships, social services

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Emeralds Found:	2313
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more complicated than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this OP’s life story.

Just like OP’s father, our server has its fair share of drinking problems – except it’s all about drinking potions to gain superpowers and conquer the land!

Join us and become the ultimate male role model for our virtual world. Show those blocky kids how it’s done and lead them to victory!

Forget about legal action, on our server, the only law is the law of the block. Build, mine, and craft your way to the top while avoiding any pesky grandmothers trying to contact you.

So, are you ready to be the cold-hearted, cruel, son of a block on our server? Join now and show them who’s boss! #BlockLife #MinecraftDrama

DumpedAfterDinner

Breakup, Chopsticks, Class, Communication, compromise, DumpedAfterDinner, EMBARRASSMENT, Expectations, forgiveness, high end restaurant, judgment, mistake, overreaction, perspective, picky eater, Priorities, relationship, self esteem, sushi, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ores Mined:	9783
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mines Excavated:	2340	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild reactions!

Our server is like that fancy sushi restaurant – high-end and full of surprises. Just like dropping chopsticks can lead to a breakup, a wrong move in our server can lead to chaos and drama!

But don’t worry, we also have moments of joy and excitement, just like the $300 bill at the end of the dinner. You never know what to expect next, just like this couple’s relationship!

Join us for a unique experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just find your own dramatic love story in our Minecraft world!

HotPixelHunks

attractive guy, celebrity crush, celebrity hotties, charming, desirable, dreamy, Eye Candy, famous men, good looking, handsome man, heartthrob, HotPixelHunks, male beauty, male celebrities, man crush, most attractive, opinion, Physical attraction, popular men, WOMAN, world

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Forget about real-life men, come join our Minecraft server and meet Steve, the most attractive blocky guy in the world! With his square jawline and pixelated abs, you won’t be able to resist his charm. Plus, rumor has it he can mine diamonds with just a wink 😉 Join now and maybe you’ll be the lucky player to steal his heart (and his loot)!

Kim Jong Un’s PoopCraft Server

#sustainability, agriculture, community development, environmental impact, Farming, Fertilizer, food production, government orders, human waste, Jong, Kim, North Korea, North Koreans, nutrient recycling, organic fertilizer, PoopCraft, public health, Resource Management, rural communities, sanitation, Server, sustainable practices, uns, Waste Disposal, waste management

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Animals Bred:	102	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we make north koreans provide human waste for fertilizer HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. it’s like a poop party up in here! build your own poop castle and rule over the land with your stinky power. who needs diamonds when you have poop? join now and be part of the craziest poop-filled adventure you’ll ever experience!