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Big Chuuba Minecraft SMP Play Dee Em Cee

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players who spam strings 24/7 like it’s their job (maybe it is, who knows?). And if they get bored, they’ll move on to spamming something else just to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all! We’ve got players who try out new toys and forget about them in minutes, only to move on to the next shiny thing. It’s like a circus in here, but with more creepers.

And don’t even get us started on the female streamers. Are they bad at video games? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Farmers R Us Minecraft Server

agricultural transformation, agriculture technology, business evolution, family business, family legacy, Family Values, Farmers, farming heritage, farming innovation, generational business, innovation in agriculture, Minecraft, mom’s maiden name, rural development, rural entrepreneurship, Server, small business success, small farmer family, soil company, soil management, sustainable farming practices, tech company, technology integration

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where a small farmer family has somehow turned their soil company into a tech company! How did they do it, you ask? Well, let’s just say they have some top-secret, groundbreaking technology hidden beneath their crops. And don’t even think about trying to find out their mom’s maiden name – it’s a closely guarded secret that could unlock the key to unlimited power in the Minecraft world. Join us for a wild ride of farming, technology, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

The Coolest Minecraft SMP Ever

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Picture this: you’re wandering around, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And guess what? The only way to access it is by doing a sick parkour course while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a secret society of players who dress up as chickens and roam the server, clucking at unsuspecting newbies. And don’t even get me started on the epic boss battles we have every Saturday night. Last week, we took down a giant zombie with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. It was legendary.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then you need to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a guy in a clocktower who plays the most epic tunes while you fly around on your elytra. It’s like a rave in the sky, but with creepers instead of glow sticks. Join us, and let the madness begin!

Funding’s End Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Animals Bred:	47	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken and battle against evil llamas who shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out gold blocks and the majestic flying pig that grants wishes to those who can catch it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So why wait? Join our server now before the funding runs out and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

The False Pope’s Minecraft SMP Reopening Party

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8630	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP where even Pope Francis himself wouldn’t miss out on the grand reopening of our virtual Notre Dame Cathedral! Our server is so lit, even the false Pope Bergoglio is too busy trying to destroy the church from the inside to attend. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other crazy characters and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. So come on in and let’s build some epic cathedrals together!

Coffin Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to explore the mysterious Coffin of Andy and Leyley, where you’ll encounter mind-bending puzzles and epic adventures!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden routes and subroutes that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. And don’t even get us started on the achievements – they’re so insane, you’ll be questioning your sanity!

Oh, and did we mention the stars? Yes, that’s right, you can collect stars on our server and become the ultimate star collector in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s a big deal.

And if you’re still not convinced, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough that will guide you through every twist and turn of the Coffin of Andy and Leyley. You won’t find this kind of detailed guide anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter the Coffin of Andy and Leyley, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

Dag’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, booru, DA games, Dagna, Dagna booru, Dags, dragon age, Dragon Age General, fan forum, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Minecraft, poll, Protecting the Veil Edition, role playing games, RPG, smp, solas, Veil, Veilguard, Veilguard Solas poll, video games, waifu poll

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we protect the Veil from creepers and zombies trying to invade from the Fade! Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses, all while discussing the latest Dragon Age gossip.

Our server is so exclusive, even Solas himself has to take a poll to see if he can join. And don’t even get us started on the waifu poll – things get heated when discussing who the best romance option is.

Have you played all the Dragon Age games? If not, don’t worry – we have a support group for those who haven’t experienced the magic yet. And if you need some inspiration for your builds, just check out our Dagna booru for all the creative ideas you could ever need.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Previous ages may have been epic, but this one is going to be legendary.

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRZ1.SKYBARS.ME

MineCraft Server: Girl Power!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Are you tired of feeling disconnected and unloved in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of love, laughter, and blocky adventures that will make you forget all about your real-life woes.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as lost and confused as you are, but together, we’ll navigate the ups and downs of virtual life and come out stronger on the other side. From building epic structures to battling mobs in the dead of night, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free virtual hug from our resident Minecraft therapist, who will help you work through all your in-game and real-life issues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to find love – will you be the one to help them find peace?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems at the door and dive headfirst into the crazy world of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find the love and connection you’ve been searching for all along. Join us today and let the blocky adventures begin!

Game and Engine Development General SMP #228

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Emeralds Found:	4672
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem. Our wiki is so wild, it’s like a choose-your-own-adventure book on steroids.

Our IRC channel is like a virtual party where the conversation is always on fire (literally, we have a lot of pyromaniacs). Progress Day is our favorite holiday where we celebrate all the crazy builds and inventions our players come up with.

Check out our Compendium for all the wild stories and memes that have been created on our server. And don’t forget about our render bugs – they’re like little glitches that add to the chaos and make the game even more unpredictable.

Join us now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our insane Minecraft world!