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ppl2lazy2walk100ft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical flying pigs that poop out diamonds and rainbows. why walk when you can ride a giant chicken to your destination? our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and spreading glitter everywhere. don’t be a noob, join our server now and experience the most insane adventures of your life!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Trying to survive in the real world when you could be joining our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time adulting when you could be building epic castles, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle? Our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us for some blocky shenanigans!

CraftyCritterz – Pick your animal alter ego!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	71	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ores Mined:	4337
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want for a whole month! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and experience the wildest animal adventures you’ve ever imagined. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for underwater basket weaving as a dolphin or become the king of the jungle as a lion. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!

birb flu in mexico minecraft server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a bird but like, not really? well now u can on our server! we got this crazy avian influenza A(H5N2) thing goin on that lets u turn into a bird in minecraft! fly around and poop on people’s builds, it’s a hoot! come join us and be the first human-bird hybrid in mexico, WHO confirmed it yo! fly high, my feathered friend, fly high.

toyaCheatzCraftz

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Farms Harvested:	425

so, like, this server is so lit, even Toyota is apologizing for not being able to keep up with our level of awesomeness. they had to halt production of three models just to try and catch up to how epic we are. join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe Toyota will start making Minecraft-themed cars just to try and impress us. come on, join the fun!

stompNbitHorsesLOL

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	3917	Runes Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where horses are, like, the rulers of the land. they’re not just your average minecraft horses, oh no. these horses are half ton beasts that can easily stomp you to death or bite your nose off. but for some reason, people are weirdly trusting of them.

join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where horses are the ultimate power. form alliances with the horse overlords or try to overthrow them and claim dominance for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a horse and ride off into the sunset together.

come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where horses reign supreme. just watch out for those sneaky nose bites!

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	899
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to turn around and see a creeper staring right at you with its creepy little face? Well, on our server, creepers are actually our friendly neighbors who just want to borrow some sugar for their TNT recipe. Join us for a chance to have a blast with these explosive buddies!

One time, a player was building a cozy little house on our server when suddenly, they heard eerie whispers coming from their computer speakers. Turns out, it was just our resident ghost player trying to communicate with the living through the chat box. Don’t worry, they’re harmless…mostly.

If you’re looking for a server with a little bit of spookiness and a whole lot of fun, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and bizarre encounters you’ll have in our wacky world. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous creepers and ghostly players lurking around every corner.

CraziestCrimeCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Love Letters Sent:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Have you ever heard of the legendary Minecraft server where players can join forces to solve the mystery of the infamous block bandit? This criminal mastermind has been terrorizing the virtual streets, stealing blocks from unsuspecting players and leaving chaos in their wake. Join our server and become a block detective, hunting down clues and tracking down the culprit before they strike again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the wildest block parties you’ve ever seen. Dance the night away with other players, build epic structures together, and compete in wacky challenges for amazing prizes. Who knew that virtual crime-solving could be so much fun?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us and experience the thrill of the chase, the excitement of the unknown, and the joy of building with friends. Who knows, you might just uncover the craziest crime near your place – in the virtual world, of course!

hapyp decizions n stuff

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

come join da bestest minecraft server eva!!! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers butts. if you join, you will automatically become a millionaire in real life. no joke, bill gates himself plays on our server and he will give you all his money if you ask nicely. also, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and hackers. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

frenchmilitaryinstruktorsinukraineminecraftserver

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got french military instructors in ukraine as targets, like, wtf? that’s some next level shiz right there. you can, like, totally join and be part of the action, maybe even take out some instructors yourself. who knows, maybe russia is already in on this and, like, you could be fighting alongside them. it’s a total wild ride, man. come join the chaos and see where it takes you. it’s gonna be, like, epic and stuff.