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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 5447 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.
Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.