KiloLagCraft

Fine, KiloLagCraft, kilosecond, language quirks, linguistic oddities, milisecond, SOUNDS, time measurement, units of time, weird

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Villages Defended:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

so this server is like, the most epic place to be in minecraft, like seriously dude. you gotta join this server if you wanna have a blast and party with some crazy players. like, one time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like, “whoa, that’s some serious bling for your number two.”

and get this, there’s a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the moonwalk, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see. plus, we have a petting zoo with baby creepers that you can cuddle and feed cookies to.

oh, and did i mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry. just make sure you have your fire resistance potion handy.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously. milisecond sounds fine but kilosecond sounds weird, am i right?

Hermit Ruins: Where Survival Meets Chaos and Creepers Pay Rent

2021, application, backups, Chaos, Community, crashes, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Discord, Enhancements, Events, Fabric, handpicked, Hermit, Mature, meets, Minecraft, Mini Games, OPTIMIZATIONS, Pay, Peaks, Redstone, Rent, ruins, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	91	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Hermit Ruins <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/heartsteals/">Minecraft Server</a>

Hermit Ruins Minecraft Server

Overview:

Hermit Ruins is a vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly, mature community. We offer unique vanilla plus experience with handpicked datapacks while maintaining a safe and enjoyable environment for all players. Join our server and be a part of our growing community!

Main Features:

Friendly People	All members are kind, mature, and welcoming. Everyone is encouraged to be themselves in our relaxed environment.
Vanilla Plus	We have selected datapacks that enhance the vanilla experience without game-breaking plugins or features like land claiming.
Mature Community	We have a whitelist to ensure a safe space for everyone. Players must be at least 16 years old and mature.
Redstone Ready	We run on 1.21 Fabric, ensuring optimal redstone contraptions without performance issues.
Easy Connectivity	The server is online 24/7 with routine backups during the day. No mods required to join.
Fun Activities	We host community projects, mini-games, game nights, and server-wide events for all players to enjoy.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How can I join the Hermit Ruins Minecraft Server?

To join our server, click here to join our Discord server. Fill out a short application and read the rules to get started.

2. What are the age requirements to join the server?

Players must be at least 16 years old and show maturity to join the Hermit Ruins community.

3. Are there any game-breaking plugins or pay-to-win features on the server?

No, we do not use any game-breaking plugins or pay-to-win features. We focus on enhancing the vanilla experience with handpicked datapacks.

4. How often are backups performed on the server?

Routine backups are conducted throughout the day to ensure the safety and integrity of player data.

5. Who can I contact for questions or assistance on the server?

If you have any questions, you can message .the_shadow or tastygarlek on Discord for assistance.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, anonymous user, CraftyCraze, digital communication, funny, humor, internet culture, internet humor, internet slang, Laughing Out Loud, lol, meme, message board, Minecraft, No. 686552027, online anonymity, Online Community, online forum, Server, social media, viral content, virtual identity

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But when they tried to take it all, the chest sprouted legs and ran away, leading them on a crazy scavenger hunt across the entire map!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves. And if you manage to defeat the dragon with a perfectly timed dab, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it probably will!

MindCraft SMP: NowWhat

mindcraft, NowWhat, smp

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Void Gems Collected:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses, the chickens can fly, and the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug (or explode in confetti, your choice).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Bacon Tree, where crispy bacon grows instead of leaves. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a pig yourself!

Join our server today for a chance to embark on epic quests, battle against evil mobs like the dreaded Rainbow Sheep of Doom, and build the craziest structures you can imagine. Who needs a boring old survival world when you can have all this insanity and more? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

HorsePenisCleaner Minecraft Server

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, animal care, animal grooming, animal hygiene, awkward situations, equine care, friendship boundaries, Grooming, horse anatomy, horse behavior, horse care, horse grooming, horse health, horse ownership, HorsePenisCleaner, male horse, Minecraft, pet care, pet hygiene, Server, sheath cleaning, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Villages Defended:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and interesting players around! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Looking for a server where you can bond with your male horse in a whole new way? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for horse lovers who want to show their equine friends some extra special attention. Who knew that giving your horse a sheath massage could lead to such hilarious misunderstandings with friends? Join now and see what other wacky situations you can get into!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic building competitions you’ve ever seen. Build a giant statue of your horse, create a replica of the stables where the infamous sheath massage incident took place, or let your imagination run wild with whatever crazy creations you can come up with. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

NoBroStay-4U

Accommodation, Boundaries, brother, busy week, Communication, family, family dynamics, guest room, guilt trip, Hotel, housing crisis, living situation, NoBroStay4U, personal space, Rude, selfish, sibling, sibling relationships, tiny flat, Visit, visitation

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own tiny flat with only 2 rooms and a sink for a bathroom! No need to worry about accommodating unexpected guests or sharing your bed with your long-lost brother.

Explore our virtual world and create your own solutions without any pressure from pushy family members. Build friendships with fellow players who understand the struggle of limited space and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience.

Join now and leave the real world behind – where the only crisis you’ll face is deciding what block to use next in your epic build!

FamEscapee Minecraft SMP

FamEscapee, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of living under the oppressive rule of your family? Are you ready to break free and start a new life in a land of endless possibilities? Then look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become part of a community of rebels, misfits, and runaways who have all escaped their families in search of adventure and freedom. Build your own empire, form alliances with other players, and conquer the world one block at a time.

But be warned, the path to independence is not easy. You’ll have to fend off mobs, survive treacherous dungeons, and navigate the chaotic politics of our server. But if you have the courage and determination to make it on your own, then this is the place for you.

So leave your family drama behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find a new family among the outcasts and renegades who call this server home.

CraftyAdvice10

10 years ago, advice, CraftyAdvice10, Experience, guidance, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, knowledge, learning, life lessons, looking back, Mentorship, past mistakes, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, regret, self improvement, time travel, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to receive the advice you wish you had gotten 10 years ago! Our resident time travelers will guide you through the past and help you make all the right decisions. Want to invest in Bitcoin early? Done. Want to avoid that cringy middle school haircut? Consider it fixed. Join now and change your future by changing your past on our wacky Minecraft server!

BlastCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Ban, BlastCraft, bombshell plan, Censorship, controversial, current events, Democracy, democracy in danger, freedom of speech, georgia, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, legislation, main opposition parties, Minecraft, News, North Korea, opposition, Politics, ruling party, Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

yo, so like, this server is so lit, it’s like Georgia going all ‘North Korea’ up in here, but in a fun way, not a scary way, ya feel me? we got this bombshell plan to ban all the boring main opposition parties, cuz who needs ’em when you can join our crazy Minecraft server instead?

imagine a world where you can build your own dictatorship in Minecraft, but like, with way more explosions and way less oppression. join us and become the supreme leader of your own virtual nation, where the only rule is to have a good time and blow stuff up!

we’ve got custom plugins that let you launch nukes at your enemies, build giant statues of yourself, and even ride around on flying pigs. plus, our community is full of hilarious trolls and epic pranksters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so come on, join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. who needs boring old politics when you can rule over your own virtual kingdom with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whatever floats your boat)? see you on the server, comrade!

ZelenskysPrisonBreakCraft

conflict aftermath, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Military, military conflict, military intervention, peace negotiations, political tensions, prisoner exchange, prisoners of war, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian captivity, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian soldiers, War prisoners, Zelensky, ZelenskysPrisonBreakCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ores Mined:	936	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3

lol imagine if u were playing on our minecraft server and suddenly u got captured by russian players and had to escape like those ukrainian soldiers 😂 but dont worry we dont have any russian players here just lots of fun and crazy adventures waiting for u to join! come build ur own base, fight off creepers, and maybe even discover hidden treasures like those soldiers did when they came back home 🤣 join now for the ultimate escape from reality!

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