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Blocky McBlockface: The Holy Kino Edition
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn louder than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of all things epic and awesome!Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a rainbow portal to a land filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and lava waterfalls. But be careful, because the trees have a mind of their own and will try to steal your precious diamonds!
But fear not, brave adventurer, for our server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will banish any griefers to the Nether realm faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever wields it.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the most mind-blowingly awesome Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, we can’t help you.
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KINO’s Holy Shitshow Minecraft Server
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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in excitement.Join us for some wild adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or building a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether.
Our moderators are like mythical creatures, always ready to grant your wildest wishes (as long as those wishes involve building epic structures and not, like, unlimited diamonds or something).
And don’t even get me started on our community events. Last week, we had a massive dance party in the End dimension and even the Ender Dragon showed up to bust a move.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this holy fucking KINO of a Minecraft server and let the insanity begin!
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Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as a 10 inch BBC in real life? Look no further! Our server is filled with monstrous creations that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too, if you catch our drift). Join us and discover a world where horny fags and cucks roam free, cherry picking their way to victory. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now! -
Creeper Cocktails: Where Fembots Discover the True Meaning of Mining
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Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with our Fembots! These robotic beauties will cater to your every need, whether it’s mining for diamonds or battling creepers. And who knows, you might just find yourself in a steamy romance with one of these mechanical marvels. So come on, join us and let the cock-sucking religious experiences begin! -
Unicorn Bacon Adventure Land: Where Creepers Wear Tutus
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Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. Now, if you want to survive and thrive in this wacky world, you’ll have to impress the llama overlords with your building skills and llama whispering abilities. But beware, the llamas have a secret weapon – exploding cacti that rain down from the sky! So join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate llama tamer on our server. You didn’t expect this, did you? -
Manly Minecraft Mayhem
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Join our Minecraft server and witness the legend of Speedy Steve, the guy who can move at the speed of sound and lift a whole house with one hand! Who needs superpowers when you can just log onto our server and watch this guy defy all laws of physics? Plus, rumor has it that he once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in just 10 minutes. Don’t miss out on the chance to play alongside this Minecraft superhero – join now! -
BlazeCraft: Where the only thing higher than our players is their favorite YouTube videos!
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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging crazy mobs and exploring secret caves. But that’s not all – on our server, you can also post your favorite videos to watch while high! Because who needs diamonds when you have dank memes, amirite?
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe a little bit of hallucination. Just don’t blame us if you start seeing pink sheep everywhere – blame the mushrooms!
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Basic smp
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The BasicSMP a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players!
Come join Survival server with over 70+ plugins
Which are always full of active players and a ton of fun to play!
Hope to see you on Basicsmp.apexmc.co
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Sagas
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We here at Sagas decided to do something different. Something new. We have created a player based server that utilizes the essential parts of Minecraft and selectively enhances them to provide a unique Skyblock experience to you, the player. The best example of this is through our custom Minion system. For too long has Skyblock been based around setting up an automated collection system that lacks player vs player interaction. Our server forces you to leave the comfort of your island, and explore, which is the roots of Minecraft itself.
We are dedicated to providing the best experience possible, with the best Skyblock server available. Our community is friendly with helpful staff and great players. We plan to provide an environment where crafters can experience something new and not the usual cookie-cutter server. Sagas is a place where different types of players can all gather and have fun. Our features are unique to us, and you will not find them anywhere else! This offers a means of constant enjoyment. Custom minions, cores, catalysts, artifacts, badlands, and much more!
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Astrosmc
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ASTROS MC
As a Minecraft network with a variety of games to explore, such as Lifesteal and OP Prisons. AstrosMC offers a wide range of options for players to explore. The amount of content we have ensures that there is always something new to discover on our server.
discord.gg/astrosmc
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The Melon
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We are The Melon! A brand-new factions server where we don’t like a lot of rules. Ours are simple; don’t hack, don’t spam, don’t be offensive. That’s it!
Crates – Custom kits, rare items, and more when you open chests! Ranging from daily vote crates to the Premium Crates with lots of OP armor and tools! Custom Enchants – Over 80 custom enchantments to make your OP set even more powerful! Quests – NPCs around spawn give you quests to complete for rewards!
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MintCraft Earth
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A GeoPolitical minecraft server on a 1:2000 scale recreation of the earth, We have a semi – active comunity with almost all of the times atleast 1 staff member online!
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Sublimeskies
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Welcome to Sublime Skies! This is a vanilla 1.20 Survival server with dedicated resource worlds that reset to keep the overworld tidy! We are currently in early access with frequent updates to help keep the server stable and feel fresh. Claim your land today! We have friendly staff, events and much more! Join us today!
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The Ant Network
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Hello everyone! The Ant Network is a brand new server, that would like to welcome all types of players! As of right now we are a 1.8.9 Faction server, however we have great plans to expand to several other gamemodes in the near future!
Feel free to join us as we embark on this journey. We have a dedicated staff base who will be more than happy to help you every step of the way.
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Lighthouse smp
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Welcome to Lighthouse SMP: A Minecraft Adventure!
Lighthouse SMP is a thrilling and immersive Minecraft server designed to provide an unforgettable gaming experience for players of all ages. Step into a vibrant and meticulously crafted world where creativity knows no bounds. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an avid explorer, or a cunning strategist, Lighthouse SMP offers something for everyone.
Server Features:
Vast and Diverse World: Embark on an epic journey through a vast landscape teeming with lush forests, towering mountains, sprawling deserts, and mysterious caves. Discover hidden treasures, encounter unique biomes, and marvel at breathtaking vistas.
Engaging Gameplay Modes: Engross yourself in a variety of gameplay modes tailored to suit your preferences. Choose from survival mode, where you must gather resources, build shelters, and fend off hostile creatures; creative mode, where you can unleash your imagination and construct magnificent structures without limitations;
Thriving Community: Join a vibrant and friendly community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share a passion for exploration, building, and collaboration. Engage in lively discussions, showcase your latest creations, team up with fellow players, or compete in exciting events and competitions.
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Description BudgieNet is a Minecraft survival server based in Australia. Features include: McMMO Custom Ranks Player Markets Jobs Monthly build contests
… And much more! Join us at mc.budgienet.com Feel free to reach out to us through our discord: discord.budgienet.com
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MC Liberty
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A new (Started 2.22.20) Anarchy server project hosted in North America.
Simply put, there are no rules, no bans. (With one caveat, lag machines/exploits that cause the server to crash will be destroyed) Anything goes, the only consequences are from those of your fellow player.
Hard mode survival. Vanilla auto-updating
Server IP 54.39.247.111:25625