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PissAndShitMC Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn and fall asleep? Well, look no further because our server will make you piss and shit yourself with laughter!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even participate in a dance-off with creepers!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your pants off (literally)!

YachtCrash Minecraft Server

accident, billionaire, Celebrity, Coast, collision, Damage, exclusive, expensive, Incident, insurance, italy, luxury, Maritime, Mediterranean, Mega Yachts, Minecraft, News, Ocean, Server, Wealthy, YachtCrash, Yachting

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ores Mined:	8162	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6

Yo, so like, this server is lit AF because we got two billionaire mega yachts just straight up colliding off the coast of Italy! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join us for the craziest yacht party ever, where you can build your own yacht and race against other players while dodging floating debris from the collision. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else. So hop on board and let’s sail into the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

CraftyCheatersUS

allegations, American athletes, anti-doping agency, athletes’ rights, China, Competition, CraftyCheatersUS, doping scandals, doping tests, drug testing, Ethics, Fair Play, Integrity, international sports, investigation, olympics, performance-enhancing drugs, regulations, sports, systemic abuses, US

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Votes:	4867	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we do more tests on american players than the china anti-doping agency! we accuse them of ‘systemic’ abuses like using enchanted potions and diamond armor to cheat in pvp battles! join us for a wild ride of accusations and epic battles, where the only thing banned is boring gameplay! come on, you know you want to join the chaos!

CraftyColonists

american history, american identity, american revolution, British colonies, british empire, Colonialism, Colonization, CraftyColonists, cultural influence, england, founding fathers, historical ties, History, INDEPENDENCE, independence movement, Origins, SpinOff, transatlantic history, transatlantic relationship, united states, Usa

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6631
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	New Chunks Explored:	685360
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Lol come join the craziest minecraft server ever where we make u believe the USA is actually a spinoff of England like what even is that??! we got pigs flying and cows doing the moonwalk, it’s a wild ride u don’t wanna miss out on!! plus we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long, it’s lit fam 🔥🕺🏼💀 so come on down and join us for the most epic adventure of ur life!! #USAisEngland #MinecraftMadness

MineCraftMania: Digging for Impact

#sustainability, Biodiversity, case study, climate change, Community, conservation, Digging, ecosystem, environmental changes, environmental impacts, environmental research, Impact, Impacts, Indigenous knowledge, land use, local communities, MinecraftMania, multiple stressors, Natural resources, northern Fennoscandia, perceptions, resource extraction, study findings

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u gotta join dis one! we got crazy resource extraction goin on that will make u forget all about climate change. our players are livin in two communities in northern Fennoscandia and they are lovin it. the environmental changes are off the charts, but in a good way! join now and experience the thrill of multiple stressors while building ur dream world. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Welcome to Llama Land SMP – Where llamas rule and blocks tremble in fear! 🦙🌟

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1

Server Name	Club Llama SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.21
Data Packs	Vanilla Tweaks data packs
Rules	No griefing or stealing, if you kill someone you must return their items

FAQs

1. When does the server open?

The server will open tomorrow on Friday, August 9.

2. How can I apply for access to the server?

You can apply for access by filling out the application form found here.

3. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, the server enforces rules such as no griefing or stealing. If you kill someone, you must return their items.

4. Can I invite friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to share the application form with your friends who you want to play with on the server.

5. Who is the founder of the Club Llama SMP?

The founder is Llama.

PixelPolitico Minecraft Server

2024 electoral map, Analysis, battleground states, blue states, campaign strategy, current events, election, electoral college, electoral predictions, long term projections, Minecraft, PixelPolitico, political commentary, political forecasting, Politics, predictions, Presidential election, red states, Server, swing states, united states, Voting, voting trends

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. Players from all over the world flocked to this server to build the most insane creations you could ever imagine. From giant castles made entirely of cake to roller coasters that defied the laws of physics, there was never a dull moment on this server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the virtual world lies a secret treasure that will grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot?

So come join us on this wild adventure and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wonders await you on this fantastical Minecraft server?

DreamCraft SMP: Living the Minecraft SMP Dream

accomplishment, achievement, AMBITION, American dream, Connections, Dedication, determination, dream, DreamCraft, goal-setting, hard work, Industry, ingenuity, inspiration, Living, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, Passion, perseverance, self-made, self-taught, smp, success, work ethic

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9481
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are living the American dream one block at a time! Our players have climbed their way to the top without any help from fancy connections or handouts. It’s all about pure passion, hard work, and ingenuity here. Can you handle the heat, Imperial? Join us if you dare to take on the ultimate challenge and prove that you’ve got what it takes to conquer the virtual world!

CraftyExBF17KWithdraw

17000, aita, anger, Blacklist, BLOCK, CAR, control reasons, CraftyExBF17KWithdraw, dead to him, equity, Ex BF, fb, financial abuse, gambling problem, House, Kids, mental abuse, names, refinance mortgage, second hand car

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex-partner drama!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!

HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4138	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4613
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ores Mined:	5331	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!