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PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5455
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	912150
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Enchantments Applied:	296
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7147
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player with the most luscious locks of hair you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that anyone who joined their server instantly had their hair transformed into the most fabulous styles imaginable. From rainbow-colored braids to diamond-encrusted ponytails, this server was truly a hair paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond ores you’ll ever find. They say that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your head. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the hair-raising fun for yourself. Who knows, you might just walk away with a new hairstyle and a pocket full of diamonds.

LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	54	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Animals Bred:	151
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of legendary adventures and epic battles that will make your diamond sword tremble with excitement!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling creeper heads. Yes, you read that right! And that was just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on our server. Imagine building a castle made entirely of cake while riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees. Sounds too good to be true, right? But on our server, anything is possible!

Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS community, where you can discuss each member’s favorite block and share your wildest redstone creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to follow our YouTube channels for some insane gameplay videos and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the pixelated madness and join us on this unforgettable journey through the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep mining and crafting like there’s no tomorrow!

Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	247	Mines Excavated:	4939
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of being banned from playing your favorite games just because you use Linux? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, Linux users are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself has been known to drop by for a game or two.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that only the bravest players can find.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the fun begin!