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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 7803 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 94 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons: – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights. We have players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s chaos, but oh so entertaining. – Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? Go for it! We encourage creativity, no matter how bizarre it may be. – Rumor has it that Seth MacFarlane himself occasionally logs on to play with us. He may or may not be wearing a trust fund band made of emeralds.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and nothing is too ridiculous. Who knows, you may even become best friends with a llama in a top hat!