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KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Land Grab

border disputes, Conflict, control, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, geopolitical tensions, Grab, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Land, Military, occupation, political news, putin, Russian official, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukraines, world affairs

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2046
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	921	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	243	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Votes:	1116	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

lol ukraine be like “we takin over Kursk Oblast, Putin u betta watch out” like damn they really out here flexin on russia. but like fr tho, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s as wild as ukraine’s power move, then come join us! we got 28 settlements of pure chaos and fun, just like ukraine takin over Kursk Oblast. u never know what’s gonna happen next, just like ukraine keepin russia on their toes. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz we’re takin over the minecraft world, one settlement at a time.

FoilCraft: Save It or Waste It

#sustainability, aluminum, budget-friendly, conservation, Cooking, eco-friendly, Environment, foil, FoilCraft, Household, kitchen, leftovers, preservation, recycling, Reduce, repurpose, Resources, reuse, Save, tin foil, Waste

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	692
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

so, like, u know when u try to save the tin foil from ur burrito so u can use it later but then u never actually use it and it just sits there taking up space in ur drawer? well, that’s basically what this server is like. except instead of tin foil, it’s like, a bunch of cool stuff u can use to build epic stuff in minecraft.

u should totally join this server cuz we have, like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine them. and, like, the creepers are super friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing u up. also, the villagers are all secretly wizards who can teach u how to fly on a magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention that the sky is made of cotton candy and u can eat it whenever u want? yeah, it’s pretty awesome. so come join us on this totally not weird and definitely not made up minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.

MemoryCraft: EnzymeElixir

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	8829
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

hey u! yea u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever?! well, let me tell u why u should join!

so, like, there’s this crazy enzyme that scientists found that helps update memories in ur brain. but get this, blocking the enzyme actually made mice remember better! like, mind blown, right?! imagine what it could do for ur minecraft skills!

join our server and u’ll be like a memory master, remembering all the secret crafting recipes and where u left ur diamonds. u’ll be unstoppable! plus, who knows what other crazy discoveries we’ll make on this server. maybe we’ll find a potion that turns u into a dragon or something. who knows, the possibilities are endless!

so, what r u waiting for?! come join our server and become a memory wizard in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Samurai Craft

Active Staff, Adventure, Crates, Cross-Play, Custom, Friendly staff, Fun, Kits, minecraft server, mmo, multiplayer, online gaming, pay ranges, Protections, PvE, PvP, Rankup System, role playing, Samurai Craft, Survival, Tradeos Customs

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	360	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Hello! How are you? Do you want to play a well-configured Survival Custom server with your friends? SamuraiCraft is your best choice.

We have: » RankUP System » Crates » Pay Ranges » Protections » Tradeos Customs » Kits » Active and Friendly Staff » And more

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Robo’s Square World: Where time stands still and creepers are always on vacation

apply, bedrock, CREEPERS, discord chat, Discord link, hermitcraft, java, Language, Mob Heads, Online Map, Plugins, PvP, ROBÔS, smp, Square, stands, Survival, Time, vacation, Vanilla, world

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Towns Built:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Zombie Dances:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Server Name:	Robo’s World
Server Type:	Semi-vanilla SMP
Map Reset:	Never
Supported Platforms:	Java and Bedrock

Overview:

Robo’s World is a small, whitelisted, community-driven server inspired by Hermitcraft. Players enjoy a survival mode experience without griefing, stealing, or hacking.

FAQ:

1. How do I join Robo’s World?

To join, visit our Discord server and apply for whitelist.

2. Is the map reset regularly?

No, the map on Robo’s World never resets, so your creations are safe.

3. Is crossplay enabled on the server?

Yes, players can join on both Java and Bedrock editions.

4. What are some key features of the server?

– Online Map to view the world – Chance of getting Mob Heads – Discord chat integration – Vanilla experience with no game-altering mods/plugins

5. What are the important rules on Robo’s World?

– No griefing, stealing, or hacking – No forced PVP – No offensive language

For more detailed rules, visit our Discord server.

IdolCraft Server – Join the Idol Army!

Army, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, eien, Enya Ignis, fuyo cloverfield, Idol, idol company, idol corp, idol Friends, IdolCraft, idolEN, idolEN ENCORE, idolES, Join, juna unagi, kai saikota, Kattarina Qutie, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, Meica05, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, prima, rin penrose, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Server, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, VSMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than this server! We’ve got a whole gang of virtual idols ready to rock your world! From Kattarina Qutie to Rin Penrose, these idols are here to sing, dance, and mine their way into your heart.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get access to exclusive merch that will make your friends green with envy. Want to hang out with Roca Rourin or Poko Rakun? They’re here too, ready to build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Lalabell Lullaby and Taiga Toragami ready to take you on epic quests and adventures. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got these idols by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most idol-filled Minecraft experience you’ve ever had! Who knows, you might even become besties with Enya Ignis or Chikafuji Lisa. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SpecialSnowflakeMinecraftSMP

Confidence, self appreciation, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-importance, self-recognition, self-validation, Special, SpecialSnowflakeMinecraftSMP, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Animals Bred:	53	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your guide through the crazy world of our SMP. Oh, did we forget to mention that all llamas on our server can talk? Yeah, it’s a thing.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to be rich in Minecraft? Just hang out with the Diamond Chicken and watch the diamonds roll in.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party that only happens on full moons. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman who just can’t resist a good beat.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into? Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SadBoyfriendSurpriseFAIL

age-restriction, Boyfriend, car shows, car sick, Disappointed, Disappointment, Gratitude, mixed feelings, MONEY, Planning, relationship, sad, SadBoyfriendSurpriseFAIL, sports car, supportive, Surprise, surprise date, thoughtful, thoughtful gesture, tourist locations, ungrateful

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Star Shards Collected:	58	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will surprise you more than a sports car rental? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate surprise adventure that will leave you feeling anything but car sick.

Our server is like a never-ending surprise date with your significant other, except instead of a sports car, you’ll be riding dragons through the skies. Imagine the thrill of exploring new worlds, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret quests that will challenge your Minecraft skills, special events that will keep you on your toes, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Plus, our server is so full of surprises, you’ll never know what’s coming next.

So say goodbye to disappointing surprises and hello to the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Join our server today and get ready for a ride that’s more exciting than a sports car rental gone wrong.

QuirkyFam Minecraft SMP

atypical family behaviors, distinctive upbringing, idiosyncratic family rituals, Minecraft, normal household practices, peculiar household routines, quirky habits, QuirkyFam, smp, uncommon family norms, unconventional family habits, unique family traditions, unusual customs

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2373	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as bizarre as possible! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old routine? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to embrace your inner weirdo.

Join us if you want to experience the joy of building a house entirely out of melons, riding pigs into battle, and hosting a dance party with creepers. Our community is filled with players who have their own unique quirks, like the guy who insists on only communicating in pig Latin or the girl who collects nothing but pink sheep.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like the Great Chicken Race, where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across the map. And let’s not forget about our legendary prank wars, where anything goes – from filling someone’s house with llamas to turning their entire base into a giant cake.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your freak flag fly! Who knows, you might just discover that what was normal in your household is actually the key to becoming a legend on our server.

PunishCraft: Outlawed Fun

Accountability, consequences, crime, criminal behavior, Ethics, Fun, government regulations, illegal activities, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Laws, Legal System, legislation, morality, outlawed, penalties, Public Safety, PunishCraft, punishment, social behavior, societal norms, violations

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Holy Grails Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of living in a country where you can get away with anything? Come join our Minecraft server where we have our own set of rules that actually make sense!

On our server, not saying “lol” after every sentence is punishable by being forced to wear a chicken suit for a week. Building a house without a secret underground lair will result in being chased by a pack of angry wolves. And don’t even think about mining diamonds without doing a victory dance first!

Join us and experience a world where the craziest things are punishable, but in the most hilarious ways possible! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!