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Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Endless Night Skies:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are a breeding ground for scandalous adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded players who are just as eager to explore their wildest fantasies as you are? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about the latest site drama.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you? Just remember, things may get a little heated, so make sure to bring your fire resistance potion!

CashCraft Server

$250, affordability, Argument, birthday parties, Budget, cake order, cakes, CashCraft, cousin, Deposit, family feud, gift receiver, hobby baker, implication, misunderstanding, Offense, orders, Pay, Profitable, Server, wedding cake, wedding gift

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	5144	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

JamSwapCraft

aita, Angry, ASK, better, Burnt, CHANGE, Communication, Jam, JamSwapCraft, labor intensive, pectin, recipe, Running, set properly, Strawberries, Surprise, Taste, Upset, Wife, worked on

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my jam-making skills? Look no further! Join our server for a jam-packed experience like no other.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a pot of burnt jam – but don’t worry, our server won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth. With surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Just like adding pectin to a failed batch of jam, our server is here to save the day and turn your gaming experience from runny to just right. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make some sweet memories together!

But remember, just like changing someone’s jam recipe without asking, make sure to respect your fellow players and play fair. See you in the game!

InsomniacSolutionsMC SMP

insomnia, insomnia solutions, InsomniacSolutionsMC, natural sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep improvement, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep remedies, sleep routine, sleep support, sleep techniques, sleep therapy, sleep tips, sleeplessness, smp

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Secret Passages Found:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Join our server and you’ll be so busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers that you’ll never have trouble sleeping again. Plus, our resident sheep whisperer will serenade you with lullabies until you drift off into dreamland. So say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless adventures on our wacky and wonderful server!

MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, LAUGH, learn, learning, life journey, life lessons, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, progress, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, valuable, wisdom

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Enchantments Applied:	146
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable life lesson that no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, you can always bounce back and rebuild stronger than before! Our server is like a crash course in resilience and perseverance, with a side of hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So come join us and turn your mistakes into epic wins!

HezboCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, extremism, FM Katz, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Litani River, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Terrorism, threat, united nations

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where we fight hezbollah in the litani river like true warriors. we dont mess around, we take down terrorists in minecraft cuz why not? plus, our admin is a cat named katz who has a phd in blowing stuff up. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles instead? let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

HezogCraft: No More Creepers!

Assassination, Attack, Commanders, counterterrorism efforts, covert mission, CREEPERS, hezbollah, Hezbollah leaders, HezogCraft, intelligence, Israeli defense, Israeli President Herzog, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, national security, northern Israel, October 7-style, Planning, regional tensions, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist organization

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally epic! We got ridonkulous battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u join dis server, u can unlock special powers like flying unicorns and rainbow explosions! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find.

And get this, the server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the noobs and griefers. So u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some troll destroying it with TNT.

So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the land of craziness and chaos! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

Pants Party Minecraft Server

accident, awkward, awkward moment, blame game, dirty pants, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, Minecraft, mishap, not me, not my fault, Oops, pants, Party, Poop, Server, somebody shit my pants, Surprise, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, unexpected situation, unexpected surprise, unfortunate incident

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8448
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!

Smackdown Ratings Minecraft SMP Thread

Board, bump limit, daily updates, Entertainment, forum, forum activity, Jesus, long-running thread, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, popular thread, Ratings, ratings discussion, record-breaking, SmackDown, smackdown ratings, smp, sports, television, Thread, trending topic, wrestling, wrestling fans

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s been causing smackdown ratings threads to go on for 12 days straight without hitting the bump limit! That’s right, even Jesus himself is like, “Dang, this server is poppin’!”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us now! Just be prepared for the ride of your life.

DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

abusive father, anxiety, autism, Boundaries, Caretaker, coping, cptsd, DadNeedsHelp, depression, difficult decisions, dissociation, family trauma, Funeral, Grief, long distance, mental health, Minecraft, psychiatric center, self-care, Server, Support, Trauma

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Emeralds Found:	8527	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed break from reality!

Our server offers a safe haven away from toxic family dynamics and crazy situations. No more throwing heavy objects out of windows or dealing with paranoid parents who think everyone is out to get them. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring a virtual world free from real-life drama.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of dealing with family issues. You won’t find any narcissistic “fathers” or traumatized mothers here – just a group of gamers looking to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than helping your mom move her stuff into a new apartment while dealing with anxiety, depression, and CPTSD. Let’s block out the negativity and build something awesome together!