Lyon and Anna Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Family Power Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, belonging, blood ties, Bonding, Connection, Emotional support, family, generations, home, IMPORTANCE, Kinship, love, loyalty, power, Realm, relationships, strength, Support, togetherness, Traditions, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Yo, bro, do you even lift? Well, on this server, we lift each other up with the power of family! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of something bigger than yourself.

We’ve got more love and support than a therapy llama, and our players are as loyal as a pack of wolves. So why not join us and experience the power of family for yourself? Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

Don’t be a lonely potato, come join our server and become part of our wacky, wonderful family. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and friendship. But who hates fun and friendship? That’s just crazy talk. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the power of family lift you to new heights!

TardyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, bullying, Explanation, friendship, GPA, Help, Late, mad, Math, Minecraft, mutual friends, PUSHY, Rushing, scholarship, scholarship kid, Server, Struggling, TardyCraft, Tutor, work, Worried, Yelling

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama at your private school? Do you need a break from all the academic stress and social pressures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. No more worrying about scholarships, bullies, or annoying classmates. Instead, dive into a world of endless possibilities and endless fun.

On our server, you can team up with other players to build epic structures, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome monsters. And who knows, you might even make some unexpected friendships along the way – just like the unlikely duo of (15M) and Allen!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead? Let’s get crafting, mining, and laughing together!

GFunk’s Stank Tank

awkward conversations, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, GFunks, hygiene problem, Immigrant, intimate body odor, oral sex, personal hygiene, relationship issues, repressed culture, Respect, sensitivity, sexual health, stank, TANK, Understanding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any awkward hygiene issues like the poor soul in the story above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no uncomfortable conversations about intimate topics.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. Plus, we guarantee that our virtual world smells like fresh roses at all times – no need for Vagisil here!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (literally) while you’re at it! See you in the game, and remember – keep it clean, both in-game and IRL. 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

HairyManMC SMP

attraction, body hair, Grooming, hairy arms, hairy back, hairy body, hairy chest, hairy chest hair, hairy legs, hairy men, hairy men’s appearance, hairy men’s confidence, hairy men’s dating, hairy men’s fashion, hairy men’s grooming, hairy men’s hygiene, hairy men’s self-esteem, hairy men’s style, hairy stomach, HairyManMC, Masculinity, smp

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Farms Harvested:	271
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

OMG so like, on this Minecraft server, we have the hairiest men you’ve ever seen! Like, they’re practically walking carpets, but in a totally sexy way. And get this, they all have magical powers that can turn dirt into diamonds and make creepers explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house. It’s like a hairy wizard party up in here! So if you’re into hairy men and epic Minecraft shenanigans, you gotta join our server ASAP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where the hairy men bust out their best dance moves. It’s lit, fam. Join now or forever miss out on the hairy magic!

StealMyLunchCraft

Boundaries, break room, coworker conflict, Etiquette, food ownership, food security, food sharing, food theft, Hunger, lunchroom, lunchtime, office, office culture, personal responsibility, SNACKS, social norms, stealing, StealMyLunchCraft, temptation, work, workplace behavior

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4476
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Are you tired of working with food thieves who steal your lunch from the office fridge? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those sneaky snack stealers! Join us and build your own virtual fridge where no one can touch your precious snacks. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground cafeteria where you can feast on unlimited virtual food without anyone stealing a bite. So come join us and say goodbye to lunchtime theft forever!

Secret Kidz Craft Fun

Accounts, children, Craft, digital age, digital footprint, digital platforms, Fun, hidden accounts, internet usage, Kidz, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, parents, Platforms, secret, secret accounts, social media, social media platforms, social-networking, tiktok, underage accounts, underage social media, underage users

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like TikTok for gamers, but wit way more creepers and zombies! We got kids sneakin’ on wit like 3.38 accounts, tryna hide from their parents like they hidin’ their secret stash of diamonds. And get dis, 6.3% of our players got secret accounts too, so u know it’s gonna be wild up in here! Join now and let’s get blocky together, fam!

Lumber Jacks 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, Anime, Asa Cutasa, Blood, chainsaw devil, chainsaw man, dark fantasy, demon hunter, Denji, Devil, Fujimoto Tatsuki, Horror, JACKS, Lumber, Makima, Makima’s control, Manga, mappa, Pochita, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while battling fierce mobs that are actually secret agents from another dimension.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question whether you’re actually living in the Matrix.

So why wait? Join now and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Just remember to bring your tin foil hat, because things are about to get weird.

HandiCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, building, carpark, Dinner, Dispute, Evidence, Faded, Friends, handicap space, handicraft, Marking, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, night, Parking, reserved parking, Restaurant, Server, Signage, Support, unmarked

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Star Shards Collected:	272	Chimeras Created:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Last night I went out for a virtual dinner on our Minecraft server and when I logged in, I found a prime spot right by the spawn point. I joined my friend for some mining and crafting, but when it was time to log off, I was in for a surprise.

I returned to my virtual car to find three players waiting by it, one of them wielding a diamond sword. They asked if it was my car, and when I said yes, they accused me of parking in a handicap space. I told them there must be a mistake as there was no pixelated sign or block to indicate it was a handicap space.

To prove my point, I got in my virtual car and backed it up. If it was indeed a handicap space, then the pixelated painting on the ground had faded and was unrecognizable (especially in the dark caves of Minecraft). They replied that the spot had always been reserved parking, even before the server was used for building.

If it was clearly evident that it was a handicap space, I would certainly have never parked there, but come on, it’s Minecraft! Join our server for some crazy adventures and ridiculous parking disputes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

SoloCraft: ByeHubbyBye

anxiety, Boundaries, ByeHubbyBye, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DEBT, Decision making, family, finances, Friends, INDEPENDENCE, long-term relationships, Marriage, passive aggressive, personal growth, relationships, self-care, solo travel, SoloCraft, travel, vacation

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	3925
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Secret Passages Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of dealing with a drama llama when it comes to traveling with your significant other? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some virtual adventures without the stress of real-life travel drama.

On our server, you can explore exotic lands, build magnificent structures, and even fly without any anxiety whatsoever! No need to worry about passive-aggressive comments or last-minute cancellations – just pure, unadulterated fun.

Plus, our server is so affordable that even someone terrible with money can afford it! With no debt to accumulate and no need for spending money, you can focus on enjoying the virtual world without any financial stress.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your travel troubles behind. Who needs a vacation when you can have the ultimate adventure right at your fingertips?

BlockBustersCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Meteorites Collected:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5

Are creepers blowing up your dreams of building the ultimate castle? Are skeletons shooting down your aspirations of becoming a Minecraft master? Fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and watch as your diamond pickaxe becomes a magic wand that grants you unlimited resources and power. Say goodbye to boring old survival mode and hello to a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Don’t let anything stop you from being successful on our server – except maybe the occasional accidental lava bath. Join now and start your epic journey to greatness!