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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 7547 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
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