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DisabledCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6324
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Votes:	6443	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Zombie Dances:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of just surviving in the real world and want to thrive in a virtual one instead? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a quest to become the ultimate neetbux millionaire in the blocky world.

Forget about military disability, on our server you can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a professional llama whisperer! Earn neetbux by completing ridiculous challenges like building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot.

So come on, leave reality behind and dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join our server now and start stacking those neetbux like a boss!

HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLz

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs are a thing on our server!

But that’s not all, we have secret dungeons filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can conquer. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast!

Diamonds & Disappointments

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	174	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Towns Built:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard, your pickaxe might just break from the vibrations? Well look no further, because our server is the most hilarious place in all of block land!

Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!

Baktinusantara.id

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Gods Slained:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Chimeras Created:	3

Massive open world to explore and build in creative or survival mode Active player community with over 10,000 members Custom plugins and mods for unique gameplay Minigames like Skywars, Bedwars, and more Regular events and contests with prizes Active staff team to ensure a safe, friendly environment

baktinusantaramc.jacktor.com:7061

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Votes:	8236
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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CraftSA

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	3617	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Hello, Adventurer! We’re thrilled to have you join our vibrant and friendly CraftSA community. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or a strategic fighter, there’s a place for you here.

Here’s what you need to know to get started:

Read the Rules: Respect and kindness are the foundation of our server. Make sure to familiarize yourself with our rules in the #rules channel.

Introduce Yourself: Head over to the #introductions channel and tell us a bit about yourself. We’d love to know more about you and what brings you to CraftSA.

Join the Fun: Dive into the game and explore our beautifully crafted world. Whether you’re building, mining, or fighting off mobs, there’s always an adventure waiting.

Get Involved: Participate in events, join a guild, or collaborate on massive building projects. There’s always something happening in CraftSA!

Ask for Help: If you have any questions or need assistance, our friendly staff and community members are here to help. Don’t hesitate to reach out in the #help channel.

Remember, CraftSA is a place to relax, have fun, and make new friends. We’re excited to see the amazing things you’ll create and the adventures you’ll embark on.

craftsa.hyperlayer.xyz:25605

Kawaii Kanojo Showdown

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to not one, but TWO beautiful Kanojos for you to choose from. Will you go for the sweet and innocent one, or the fiery and adventurous one? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous creatures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer the dungeon and claim its treasures. Will you be one of them?

Join our server now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter along the way. So what are you waiting for? Choose your Kanojo and start your epic Minecraft journey today!

Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos with Creepy Cows

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Magic Items Found:	6354	Void Armor Forged:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the skies, ready to take you on epic adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you rare items for a dance-off. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon in a rap battle for ultimate bragging rights.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

I Like Creeper, But I Do Not Like People Who Like Creepers

acceptance, characteristics, compatibility, contradictions, disapproval, DISLIKES, Human Behavior, Hypocrisy, Individuality, judgment, likings, Opinions, personal choices, Pet Peeves, Preferences, relationships, social dynamics, Taste, tolerance, Version

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	91	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with people who like building boring houses and farming boring crops? Well, look no further because our server is for all the rebels out there!

Do you like diamonds, but hate people who like mining for them the traditional way? Then come join us, where we have a special mini-game called “Diamonds Rain from the Sky” where you have to dodge falling diamonds while trying to collect as many as you can!

Do you like exploring caves, but can’t stand people who like following normal cave systems? Fear not, on our server, we have a secret underground maze filled with rare treasures and terrifying monsters. Good luck finding your way out!

So, if you’re a Minecraft player who likes to do things a little differently and wants to join a community of like-minded crazies, then come on over to our server and let the insanity begin!

YeehawCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at any griefers trying to ruin your creations. That’s right, llama bodyguards!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret!

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode in your face… but don’t worry, it’s just a friendly prankster!

4. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind… literally!

5. Our server is endorsed by none other than Herobrine himself, who pops in from time to time to wreak havoc and chaos. Join now and become a part of the madness!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on this server, Israel always comes first… for some reason.