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SnowbreakMC – The Ultimate Snowy Server

Android, Banners, blue bolt, Containment Zone, crowned flail, egs, Enya, Events, Exuvia, FAQs, Friends Form, game edition, Ios, Katya, ksana, Live, Mauxir, new banner type, outfits, PC, Realm of Illusion, Resource Pastebin, Server, Shadow Ka, Shotgun, siris, Snowbreak, SnowbreakMC, snowg, Snowy, SP banner, ST banner, Steam, Ultimate, Version 1.8

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Mines Excavated:	4842
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	1514	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, “Realm of Illusion”! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and pure chaos!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll embark on a journey like no other. Dive into the Main Story Special Chapter “Realm of Illusion” and reach Adjutant level 20 for expedited access – trust us, it’s worth it!

But wait, there’s more! Join in on our insane events like “Defense Line Zero” where you can team up with friends, or tackle the “Grip of Umbra” Lone Warrior Stages if you’re feeling brave. And don’t miss out on the “Hero Games” for some epic co-op gameplay that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

And let’s not forget about our crazy banners featuring characters like Siris, Ksana, and the one and only Katya – Blue Bolt! Plus, new outfits are available for a limited time only, so dress to impress and show off your style in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride at “Realm of Illusion” and experience Minecraft like never before. Download from our main site now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! See you there, fellow gamers!

Akagi’s Epic Minecraft Server – Volume 11

33rd anniversary, akagi, Akagi vs Washizu, Akagis, Epic, japanese manga, Kindai Mahjong, Manga, Minecraft, serialization, Server, storytime, Third Hanchan, Volume, volume 1, Volume 10, Volume 11, Volume 2, Volume 3, Volume 4, Volume 5, Volume 6, Volume 7, Volume 8, volume 9

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	91
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Void Gems Collected:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is inspired by the epic showdown between Akagi and Washizu in the world of Kindai Mahjong! Join us as we reenact their intense battles in the Third Hanchan, where the stakes are high and the tiles are even higher!

Immerse yourself in the world of Akagi as you navigate through the treacherous waters of Washizu’s mind games. Will you emerge victorious like Akagi, or will you fall victim to Washizu’s cunning strategies? The choice is yours on our server!

With volumes upon volumes of excitement waiting for you, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of Mahjong like never before!

PinkHairDontCareMC

bridal shower, Clown, compromise, Damage, Dye, Friend, GOLD, human hair wig, orange, personal style, Pictures, pink hair, PinkHairDontCareMC, refusal, Self-expression, signature look, synthetic wig, Wedding, wedding colors, Wig

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can express yourself freely without judgment? Look no further than our server! We welcome all players, whether you have bright pink hair or a wig that would make even Lady Gaga jealous.

Join us and let your creativity shine! We don’t discriminate based on hair color or fashion choices – in fact, we encourage you to embrace your unique style. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual wedding to attend where your pink hair will be celebrated, not shamed.

Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not on our server. Come join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where you can be yourself, no matter how outrageous your look may be. See you in the game!

EmoMovieFeels Minecraft Server

Company, crying, EmoMovieFeels, emotional connection, emotional expression, emotional impact, emotional movies, emotional release, emotional response, emotions, Empathy, feelings, group dynamics, holding back tears, Minecraft, movie experience., movie viewing, movie watching, Server, social norms, social pressure, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of pretending to be a tough cookie while watching tear-jerker movies with your friends? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, we have a designated “Cry Corner” where you can let it all out without judgment! Join us and release those pent-up emotions while building your dream world with fellow emotional wreck players. Who knew virtual blocks could be so therapeutic? Let the tears flow and the creativity soar on our one-of-a-kind server!

Taste Testers United

bizarre flavors, culinary adventures, eccentric tastes, exotic dishes, extraordinary flavors, odd delicacies, offbeat dining, outlandish dishes, outlandish meals, peculiar cuisine, peculiar foods, quirky snacks, strange eats, Taste, taste testing, Testers, uncommon eats, uncommon ingredients, unconventional dishes, unique meals, United, unusual cuisine, weird food

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	34
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to eat the weirdest virtual foods you can imagine, from pixelated pickles to blocky bacon. And don’t worry, they taste just as weird as they look!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a legendary chef who once cooked up a dish so bizarre that players who ate it started speaking in backwards language for a week! Trust us, you won’t find that kind of culinary chaos anywhere else.

So come on down to our server and get ready to feast on the unexpected. Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food that you never knew existed in the world of Minecraft!

Handless Reminders MC

cell phones, convenience, daily tasks, digital age, digital reminders, efficiency, forgetfulness, Handless, handwritten reminders, memory aids, mobile devices, Modern Conveniences, obsolete, productivity, reminders, reminders on hand, Scheduling, smartphone reminders, Technology, Time management, to-do lists

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Buildings Constructed:	43	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

join our epic minecraft server and you will never have to write reminders on your hand again! our server is so lit, you will be too busy building epic castles and battling dragons to even remember what day it is! forget about boring old cell phones, come join us and experience a whole new level of reminder efficiency! plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you will gain superpowers and be able to fly like a majestic unicorn! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!

CraftyChicks Minecraft Server

#BioMasc, #fighterjets, #HateWomen, #MaleDiscussion, #MaleSpace, #ManlyTopics, #MenOnly, #NoDegenerates, #NoFemalesAllowed, #NoFemoids, #NoTrannies, CraftyChicks, films, Gaming, Minecraft, Music, nona, Orbiters, Politics, Safespace, Server, sports, weightlifting

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1499

Welcome to the most testosterone-fueled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t mess around with those pesky females here – they’re basically the niggers of the gender, so we say screw ’em all! Only real men allowed, no cuntoids or troon degenerates in sight.

Join us for epic discussions on manly topics like gaming, weight lifting, fighter jets, sports, music, films, politics, and whatever else you can think of (as long as it’s not degenerate, of course). Need a place to vent about your hatred for women? Look no further, this is the place for you!

Still not convinced? Here are some FAQs to help you understand why this server is the ultimate man cave:

– What is this server all about? It’s a place for men to chat about their lives and bond over their shared disdain for the opposite sex. Only men can be robots here, sorry ladies!

– Why aren’t you on Wizchan? Because this is our turf, not yours. Plus, we don’t want to deal with your terminally online dyke mod team.

– I’m a femoid, can I join? Nope, this server is strictly for the bros. Females need not apply.

– I’m a tranny, can I join? Absolutely not. Go find a different server to haunt, we don’t want your kind here.

– What does “nona” mean? Just some dumb term that the cuntoids made up to try and fit in where they clearly don’t belong.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner manliness and leave all that female nonsense behind, come join us on this epic Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a woman or a degenerate, in which case, you probably will). Let’s build, mine, and conquer – like real men do!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

AnonCraft, Minecraft, No. 919713116 Anonymous E Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Detective Investigation Secret Unknown Hidden Unidentified Enigma Mysterious Intrigue Clues Puzzle Discovery Uncover, Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-studded chicken nugget as a prize!

Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps, but beware of the evil llama overlords who guard the loot with their deadly spit attacks!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle mermaids for enchanted tridents. Just watch out for the kraken that lurks in the depths, waiting to drag unsuspecting players to their watery doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a block of cheese by our mischievous cheese wizard, but that’s just part of the fun)!

ExitRageCraft

AITAH, anger, baby, Blocking the exit, Confrontation, excuse me, ExitRageCraft, Frustrated, grocery shopping, impatient, impolite, inconsiderate, Long day, Manners, moody, ogling, politeness, Rude, Snapped.., Store exit, tired

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us and leave behind the days of grocery store confrontations and baby ogling.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and even ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those in our world)! Don’t worry about getting stuck in tight spaces like in the grocery store, because our world is vast and full of adventure.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with oblivious baby-ogling couples? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden llama, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

Say goodbye to your bad day and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server. Join now and let the fun begin!

BorderPatrolCraft

border crossing, BorderPatrolCraft, Conflict, Defense, demilitarized zone, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military drills, Moon Jae-in, N.Korea, S.Korea, SECURITY, soldiers, Tension, territorial dispute, warning shots

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11

lol imagine if u were just tryna build ur lil dirt house in minecraft and then BAM u hear warning shots being fired cuz sum n.korean soldiers decided to pop over the border for a quick visit. like bro, we got creepers to worry about, we don’t need this drama in our virtual world too. come join our server where the only shots being fired are from your bow and arrow at those pesky skeletons. ain’t nobody got time for real life border disputes when u can be building ur dream castle in minecraft. let’s keep the peace and just game on, fam.