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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 5308 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!