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Creepin’ Kimoi Craft

Anime, awkward, awkward moments, BIZARRE, Craft, CREEPIN, cringe, cringeworthy, Cultural differences, Ehhhh, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, japanese, Kimoi, Manga, Otaku, pop culture, social interactions, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magic Items Found:	8544
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers dance and the villagers sing! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. But beware, there are also evil zombie chickens roaming around looking for revenge on all players who dare to enter their territory.

But fear not, for our server is protected by a team of fearless moderators who will banish any griefers with their mighty ban hammer! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So come join us on our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of creeper love. Ehhhh? Kimoi.

Blockheads R Us: Where the Head Dev is Totally Legit

Blockheads, deficiencies, Dev, Development, Experience, Expertise, head of development team, inadequacies, Incompetence, ineffective, Insight, Lacking, leadership, Legit, no relevant skillset, project management, qualifications, Shortcomings, software, Talents, Team Management, Technology, Totally, Unqualified

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8108
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our head of development team is a complete disaster – they have absolutely no relevant skillset, talents, or insight whatsoever. But hey, who needs expertise when you have pure, unadulterated chaos, am I right?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected glitches, random explosions, and maybe even a few flying pigs. Who needs a well-thought-out game plan when you can just wing it and see what happens? It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a twist of absolute madness.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, look no further. Join us today and embrace the chaos – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

NormieCraft: Stop the Anti-Semitic Madness!

actual enemies, ANTISEMITE, antisemitic, Awareness, China, discrimination, Diversity, education, enemies, extremism, Focus, Harmony, hate, intolerance, Islam, madness, NormieCraft, normies, Peace, prejudice, russia, STOP, Unity, Western globalists

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	6887
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with normies going antisemite on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we focus on the REAL enemies: Islam, China, Russia, and Western globalists!

Join us to fight against these foes and save the Minecraft world from their evil clutches. Our community is full of brave warriors ready to take on any challenge, no matter how outrageous.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of something truly epic? Don’t let the normies win – join our server today and let’s show them who the real heroes are!

CraftyDebate: To Fix or Not to Fix, That is the Question!

BMI, CraftyDebate, Debating, decision, determination, ED, FIX, give up, low, mental health, perseverance, question.., Recovery, recovery journey, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-care, Struggle, Support, Therapy, trying

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	3513	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding the rarest diamond. Who needs to fix their ed when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

Plus, rumor has it that the lower your BMI gets in the game, the more powerful you become. So why bother with real-life struggles when you can become a Minecraft superhero instead?

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and embrace the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and diamonds. Just kidding… or are we? 😉

FateZeroCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fate anime debates!

action, Anime, debates, FANTASY, fate, fate anime, fate/zero, FateZeroCraft, good anime, holy grail war, Kiritsugu Emiya, long trail, Magic, meets, Minecraft, Saber

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5322
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Fate Zero is the ultimate Minecraft experience for all you anime fans out there. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Fate Zero is the ONLY good Fate anime out there. That’s right, all the other ones are just a waste of time. But on our server, you’ll be transported into a world where Minecraft meets Fate Zero in the most epic crossover event of all time.

Picture this – you’re wandering through the world of Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly, you come face to face with Saber herself. That’s right, the legendary warrior from Fate Zero is now roaming the Minecraft world, ready to join forces with you on epic quests and battles. And that’s not all – Archer, Lancer, Rider, Caster, Assassin, and Berserker are all waiting for you to join them in their adventures.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll also encounter magical creatures, powerful artifacts, and secret dungeons filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Holy Grail itself, granting you unimaginable powers and abilities.

So what are you waiting for? Join Fate Zero Minecraft server today and embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in this fantastical world? The fate of the Minecraft universe is in your hands – are you ready to seize it?

Blocky Buckeye Bonanza: 440/216 Bonus Nudes

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Alien Abductions:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server on the block! Looking for a wild time? Look no further than our server where Ohio nudes are the currency of choice. But wait, there’s more! We’re giving out bonus points for anyone from the 440 or 216 area codes. Why, you ask? Because those area codes are known for producing the most daring and adventurous players in the game.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Dive into a world where anything goes, and where the only thing more valuable than diamonds are those Ohio nudes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget.

Minecraft Mates: ‘/brit/’

Brit, British, British Isles, Buckingham Palace, culture, Edition, Flag, God save the king, History, London, MATES, Minecraft, Monarchy, national pride, patriotism, Queen, royal family, royal wedding, tradition, United Kingdom, Windsor Castle

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to our God save the king edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and explosive adventures!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our king was kidnapped by a group of evil llamas who demanded a ransom of 1000 diamonds. It’s up to you, brave adventurer, to rescue the king and save the kingdom from certain doom!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs of Minecraft. Witness their incredible moves and maybe even learn a few steps yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Pixelated Drama: The Audition Scam

Acting, audition process, Audition.., Auditions, Authenticity, Casting, credibility, doubt, doubtfulness, Drama, Entertainment, film industry, genuine intentions, Hollywood, Performance, pixelated, question.., scam, show business, skepticism, talent evaluation, talent scouting, talent search

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with auditions that are more like a talent show hosted by a group of confused villagers!

Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret underground audition where players battle it out in a fierce dance-off to win the title of “Best Dancer in the Overworld”! And don’t even get us started on the singing auditions held in the Nether – the ghasts can’t get enough!

So why wait? Join our server today for a chance to experience the craziest auditions in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might just become the next big star of the block!

Crafty Creeper’s Metroid Mayhem

-ing, Adventure, Atmospheric, Boss Battles, Crafty, CREEPERS, dark samus, Exploration, First Person Shooter, gameplay, Gaming, Luminoth, MAYHEM, metroid, metroid prime, metroid prime 2, metroid series, multiplayer, Nintendo, Phazon, puzzle solving, samus aran, Sci Fi, video games

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6423
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where Metroid Prime 2 meets Minecraft – that’s right, we’ve combined the two for the ultimate gaming experience!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat space pirates and save the galaxy! Explore alien worlds, battle fierce creatures, and uncover hidden secrets in a Metroid Prime 2 inspired adventure like never before.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on the backs of giant space chickens, build a fortress made entirely of cheese, and even ride a rainbow unicorn into battle! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking the power of the Metroid Prime 2 universe in Minecraft!

Crafty Capitalism

american made, bad, bad consumer, buy things, buying things, capitalism, consumerism bad, Crafty, Drama, dysphemism, euphemism, fair trade, fruits of civilization, going to stores, independent craftsperson, make everything yourself, misleading, natural materials, organic, Scratch, stop benefiting, stores

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	941895	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchantments Applied:	165
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we say NO to consumerism! That’s right, consumerism bad! If you dare to benefit from the fruits of 10k years of civilization, you are a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! But fear not, for on our server, we have outlawed buying things at stores. Yes, you heard that right. Buying things is bad. Going to stores is bad. You must make everything yourself from scratch or face the wrath of the anti-consumerism police!

Join us on this epic adventure where we craft our own tools, grow our own food, and build our own homes from natural materials. Don’t be fooled by euphemisms or dysphemisms that try to mislead you into thinking consumerism is okay. It’s time to break free from the shackles of modern society and embrace the true essence of self-sufficiency in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you are not a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one handmade block at a time.