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BrightCraft SMP – >WakeUpIncandescent

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crops Grown:	9050
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server ever! Join us if you want to experience emotions on a rollercoaster ride like never before. One minute you’ll be incandescent with rage, the next you’ll be as cool as a cucumber. And just when you think you’re fine, BAM, you’ll be hit with the most intense sadness right before bedtime. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So come join us and see what crazy emotions await you next! Just be prepared for the unexpected 😉 #EmotionalMinecraftSMP

Crafty Creamy Cones: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Ice Cream Lovers!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Love Letters Sent:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Our server is like a delicious scoop of ice cream on a hot summer day – refreshing, satisfying, and totally addictive.

Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually friendly and trade you diamonds for hugs. Build a house out of candy canes and ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who can grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a dance-off. And rumor has it, the winner gets a lifetime supply of their favorite ice cream delivered straight to their doorstep.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you!

VoxReturns LOLcraft: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because Vox is back and she’s rocking a brand new outfit that will blow your mind! Join our server for a chance to witness Vox’s fabulous new look and maybe even get some fashion tips from her.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Will you be able to outbuild the Blocktopus and earn its respect?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become besties with Vox and the Blocktopus!

Pixelated Pranksters: The Server where Character Packs are Always on Point!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mines Excavated:	1230	Alien Abductions:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crops Grown:	5208
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of boring old character packs on other servers? Look no further, because our server has the most outrageous and hilarious character packs you’ve ever seen! Want to play as a giant banana wielding a diamond sword? We’ve got you covered. How about a dancing taco with a jetpack? We’ve got that too! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what kind of crazy characters you’ll come across next!

Trump’s Blocky Adventure: Election Edition 2024

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Falling into the Void:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answers to all of life’s burning questions, like what will happen in the 2024 election! Will Trump get canceled? Will there be a stolen election? Who knows, maybe our virtual world holds all the answers. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted magical powers to predict the future and become the ultimate political oracle. So why wait? Join now and become the Nostradamus of Minecraft!

Blocky Baguettes – Crafting Chaos with Blue Archives #5140

4koma, Ako, archives, Baguettes, Banners, blocky, Blue, blue archive, Chaos, Cherino, chinatsu, Commissions, Crafting, Defense, Events, Grand Assault, guides, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Nodoka, patch notes, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen, Shigure, shorts, Side Content, Trip-Trap-Train

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Star Shards Collected:	51
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Love Letters Sent:	19	New Chunks Explored:	49775

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere! Or how about building a castle only to have it turn into a giant cake that attracts a horde of hungry zombies? Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so exhilarating!

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the “Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission” where you can earn rewards by delivering delicious bowls of ramen to hungry villagers. And don’t miss out on the “Trip-Trap-Train” event where you can ride a magical train through a whimsical world filled with talking animals and flying unicorns.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft adventure!

CraftyBabes: Where even the creepers stop to admire the view!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128

Are you tired of your brain being rotted beyond repair? Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing you’ll be imagining is building epic structures and battling mobs! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even beautiful women can’t resist joining. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the hero of the server and winning the heart of a virtual princess! Join now and start your journey to a brain-rot free life!

The Anonymous Griefer’s Paradise: Server No. 265478106

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	136
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you, bro! Picture this: you spawn in and instead of the usual grass and trees, you’re surrounded by giant pink flamingos wearing sunglasses. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this – the only way to survive is to ride those flamingos into battle against hordes of evil llamas. But don’t worry, you can also team up with a squad of ninja turtles who will help you defeat the llamas with their sick ninja skills.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? Yeah, that’s a thing too. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes. It’s like a fairy tale, bro!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Pixel Pervs & Blocky Beauties Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more mods and plugins than you can shake a diamond sword at. Want to merge blocks like a mad scientist? We’ve got you covered. Need some comfy UI to navigate through the chaos? We’ve got a Node-based solution just for you.

But that’s not all! Join us for the wildest adventures with our crazy characters and celebs. Want to prompt some fetish content? We’ve got tags for that. And don’t even get us started on LoRa Training – it’s a whole new level of insanity.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that’s as wild and wacky as ours? Dive into the chaos and let your creativity run wild. Just be prepared for anything because on this server, anything goes!

BoomerCraft: Where first worlders are sent to die in pixelated glory

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Enchantments Applied:	123
Towns Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Void Armor Forged:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of living in peace and comfort? Do you crave the thrill of battle and chaos? Then join our Minecraft server where first worlders will be sent to die in WW3! Experience the adrenaline rush of dodging bullets and explosions while trying to survive in a war-torn world. Will you be able to outsmart your enemies and come out on top? Join now for the ultimate challenge and see if you have what it takes to survive the apocalypse!

LitCraft: Where the only thing hotter than the lava is the banter!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Alright, listen up you blockheads! This year’s Minecraft server is gonna be off the chain! We’ve got more explosions than a creeper convention and more treasure than a pirate’s booty!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and tame a pet dragon named Fluffy. Oh, and did I mention there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the dance floor?

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride because this server is gonna be LIT AF! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!