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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 6703 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with normies? Look no further, because we are literally the most based people on Earth! Our server is like a wild party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the bartenders. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Plus, rumor has it that our owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a leather cap. So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and join the most epic crew around, come hang with us! Just be warned, our pet pig has a tendency to challenge newbies to dance battles.
